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So being the mischievous teenager that I am, I decided to tag along with a group of buddies tonight in order to do some ding dong ditching at 1AM.
At first, we thought shit was going to just be funny, and giggles would be made. Turns out that was the opposite of what happened by the time this was all finished.
We started off by ding dong ditching "the neighborhood bitch". If you knew the person we were ding dong ditching, you would understand that it was not the brightest idea to ding dong ditch her. She's a bitch and she bitches about everything. Pretty funny.
So we all hid in a bush and once I picked the short stick, I ran up and pushed the doorbell. I ran back and we saw nothing happen to the house. After that, another kid went up to the door and he rang it. While he was running back, we heard nothing but "IF YOU FUCKING RING MY FUCKING DOORBELL ONE MORE TIME, I WILL CALL THE GOD DAMNED POLICE!!".
The funniest part about that was how my friend was just giggling while the guy behind him was completely raging.
So you can guess what we did next. The next kid went up and rang the door bell. The guy must have been waiting right behind the door, waiting for us to do it again. He grabbed the kid by the sweatshirt and he threw him down on the pavement after he shouted "I WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!". The kid managed to run away before anything could happen.
So we had the bright idea to ring the bell again, this time with a 30 yard foot pole we made out of sticks. We hid in a bush and we poked the doorbell with the stick, then ran. I don't think he saw us, but he shouted again "I AM CALLING THE FUCKING POLICE, IM DONE FUCKING AROUND!!"
Then we rang it again, same story. One kid said he heard a gun cock but we didn't believe him.
So finally, we are all back at the garage just chillin while the cops are swarming down at his house. Luckily, the guy we were ding dong ditching didn't know who we were, as we were wearing our hoods.
So the cops were looking around the neighborhood while we hid in the garage with the lights out. Luckily the cops didn't find us and they gave up about a half hour later.
So once the cops left, it was 3:30AM. We had the bright idea of ringing the bell again..
Then we stopped ringing the bell as we were afraid of getting caught by the cops.
If you ever go ding dong ditching, make sure you stop once the guys uses caps IRL.
  
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I've never understood this culture or mindset. I'm only 21 now, so it wasn't that long ago since I could have been a part of it.
Grats on not getting shot or arrested, I guess.
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lol
As a mature, sophisticated, 27 year old adult, this thread makes me want to ding dong ditch somebody right now.
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lolol may I ask how old you are? I used to do this when I was 10. good thing you didn't get shot! 
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On February 11 2012 12:50 Golgotha wrote:lolol may I ask how old you are? I used to do this when I was 10. good thing you didn't get shot!
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I suggest 'binning': driving 'round knocking over people's garbage bins with your hands/car.
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On February 11 2012 12:54 ohsea.toc wrote:
I suggest 'binning': driving 'round knocking over people's garbage bins with your hands/car.
Done that.
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United States24755 Posts
Why would you do that? It is
A) annoying to them
B) dangerous to you (both in terms of getting into trouble, AND possibility of physical harm)
C) proof that you guys really have nothing better to do with your lives right now
come on ._.
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Sweden33719 Posts
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On February 11 2012 12:59 micronesia wrote:
Why would you do that? It is
A) annoying to them
B) dangerous to you (both in terms of getting into trouble, AND possibility of physical harm)
C) proof that you guys really have nothing better to do with your lives right now
come on ._.
In response to letter C, i play Starcraft.
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why do you do this kind of stuff? doesn't seem very fun.
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You are my age and i can say though i wouldn't do this, i have done some stupid shit with my friends 5/5 bro well played good sir  , as a mature 17 year old i can say that this would be quite annoying to do though -_-;
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Another young kid seeking attention in Real Life...but when that didn't work....u came to the internet :\
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Imagine what would be the outcome if the guy was in a horrible mood and had a gun.
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50638 Posts
On February 11 2012 14:03 fabiano wrote:
Imagine what would be the outcome if the guy was in a horrible mood and had a gun.
ding dong dead bitch.....:/
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
are you the guy that was harrassing me on bnet until I blocked you?
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Absolutely retarded behaviour. Can you please go away and never come back?
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On February 11 2012 14:20 BLinD-RawR wrote:Show nested quote +On February 11 2012 14:03 fabiano wrote:
Imagine what would be the outcome if the guy was in a horrible mood and had a gun. ding dong dead bitch.....:/
I'm having a really hard time trying to figure out why people just want to act like dicks to other people in real life.
I'll give people a pass for acting like a douche on the internet, because everyone has their moments where they're an internet tough guy, but why in the world would you ring someone's doorbell again and again at 3 in the morning? it's just a horrible thing to do.
I know if someone kept pounding on my door at 3, and i had work the next morning, i would be in a less than fantastic mood, and probably wouldn't hesitate to call the cops after the 2nd or 3rd time.
First time, i'll let it pass as an honest mistake.
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if youre gonna be a dick, do it creatively. ding dong ditch is wayy over done.
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ding dong ditched like once in 4th grade... The lady had stone animals in her backyard and we made up a story saying that the woman that lived there was a witch and froze the animals. Got caught and played it off that we were shy kids that wanted permission to trespass when walking home from school. We were already crossing through her backyard because it didnt have a fence and it cut the trip by a few minutes. She told us that we could and informed us of where we shouldn't walk and then I never ding dong ditched in my life.
You on the other hand are not a 9 year old with an overactive imagination, just an idiot.
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Cool story if you were in the 90s maybe but now, people need to either grow up or be more creative on what they do to people.
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17 and door ringing ...
Dude that's the stuff you do when your 8 to 12, after that it's just not cool anymore.
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When I was like 14 we decided to ding dong ditch some neighborhood thugs.
They slow creeped through the neighborhood for like an hour in their low rider, while we hid behind shit.
It was actually scary when I was that young.
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I remember doing this in 4th grade
edit: aren't you also the guy who kept saying on b.net that you were Chill from TL?
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Da Fuck did i just read.....u sir seem like an idiot
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pretty lame.
also:
So the cops were looking around the neighborhood while we hid in the garage with the lights out. Luckily the cops didn't find us and they gave up about a half hour later.
So once the cops left, it was 3:30AM. We had the bright idea of ringing the bell again..
Then we stopped ringing the bell as we were afraid of getting caught by the cops.
you guys sound like pussies.
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really? that's what you do for fun?
even more disturbing is the fact that that you thought it would be a good idea to make a blog about it? dude you're nearly an adult and still behaving like a little kid craving attention. you want to get someone's attention and pass your genes on to the next generation start acting your age not your shoe size. seriously.
you are not funny. you are a child. nobody takes a child seriously. someone should tell your mom treat you like the child you strive to be and spank you or something.
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This is stupid and childish.
I'm not surprised reading this after the BM I remember from you in a 2v2 ladder game (you said "ez" during the game then proceeded to lose).
It hurts my head to even read this.
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On February 11 2012 14:21 iNcontroL wrote:
are you the guy that was harrassing me on bnet until I blocked you?
i knew his name rang a bell I had something of similar taste too
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What if this guy had a important meeting the next day and he had to be fresh for it. Maybe it is life changing and because you kept him awake that night he f*cked it up.
It is very rarely that this is true, but really just start thinking before you do some stupid stupid like this.
One guy kept me awake one night while I had exams the next morning, just an example of how a bad joke can be more annoying then you think.
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Wow I would be pissed if it were my house. Especially at that time of night. I wouldn't even bother answering the door tbh, I'd be too scared.
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Aotearoa39261 Posts
I remember doing this when I was ...
Wait a minute, I never did this cuz its fucking dumb.
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United States24755 Posts
On February 11 2012 20:49 desRow wrote:Show nested quote +On February 11 2012 14:21 iNcontroL wrote:
are you the guy that was harrassing me on bnet until I blocked you? i knew his name rang a bell
Was this intentional? rofl
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Cool story bro
User was warned for this post
*Hangs head in shame*
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On February 11 2012 20:49 desRow wrote:Show nested quote +On February 11 2012 14:21 iNcontroL wrote:
are you the guy that was harrassing me on bnet until I blocked you? i knew his name rang a bell I had something of similar taste too
His name could also ring a bell since it's pretty similar to KenZy, the french zerg. Although KenZy is not that stupid at all.
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This just seems childish and stupid and I hate how theres so many teenagers who just act plain retarded because it makes the rest of us teenagers look like retards as well and I am no retard sir.
Good thing you werent shot...
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love how everyone shares the same negativity towards this as i feel this is just stupid and waste of time and i bet you wouldnt like it if kids did this to you.
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I remember kids doing this as 8-9 year olds, I would have thought teenagers were over stuff like that. -_-
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Should just ban this guy cause clearly he's not mature enough to be allowed to post here...
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On February 11 2012 13:00 Liquid`Jinro wrote:
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Retarded.
I'm with Jinro here.
What the fuck were you thinking?!
You could have gotten shot! ._. Is a while of fun worth prison or an injury?
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rofl, in America you can get shot for everything. roflololol. You all should shoot the fucking mailman
User was warned for this post
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I love how people are using this thread to take a shot (even online by the way) at someone when they have probably done much worse things IRL.
Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess?
But yes this guy did a pretty immature thing. Am I any better? well I haven't done this kind of shit, but then again im not american.
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On February 12 2012 12:28 TankinShit wrote:
I love how people are using this thread to take a shot (even online by the way) at someone when they have probably done much worse things IRL.
Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess?
But yes this guy did a pretty immature thing. Am I any better? well I haven't done this kind of shit, but then again im not american.
Wtf? I'm pretty sure it's easy to get through life without doing retarded shit like the OP.
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I've never done this, but I remember one time when we were 12 my friends older brother (18 I think) got drunk and beat him up. To get back at him we put dog crap under the handle of his car. We used a grocery bag to collect it, and then clean the outside of the handle after (as you can imagine it's not exactly precise).
I wish we had video cameras then, because it was awesome when he went to open his car and instead got a handful of dog crap.
Good times. However, I don't agree with messing with random people at age 17. They would be justified in kicking your butt.
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On February 12 2012 12:28 TankinShit wrote:
I love how people are using this thread to take a shot (even online by the way) at someone when they have probably done much worse things IRL.
Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess?
But yes this guy did a pretty immature thing. Am I any better? well I haven't done this kind of shit, but then again im not american.
Sure people have, but you don't make a thread to boast about it -_-
What else are you supposed to respond with?
"Good job, I bet you showed them!"
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ROFL. I remember our neighborhood bitch. Man, the adventures me and my friends had back then were the greatest, I always tell people about them. DDD til' the end!
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all i can say is ...
what?
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Just fuckin stupid, especially making a thread of it lol..
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Estonia4644 Posts
i remember pressing all the buttons on the door of an apartment block and then briefly staying to witness people yelling at eachother in russian over the intercom D: twas amusing
oh i was so mischievous...
when i was 10 :|
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On February 12 2012 12:28 TankinShit wrote:
Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess?
Well I can't, because some douchebag keeps ringing my doorbell!
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I was waiting to hear the conclusion of an epic story, but nothing exciting happened. 
This was a pretty bad blog. I never answer my door anyways because I live in the ghetto (I'm currently paying for 2 apartments so I can't afford to leave at the moment.) and I don't want to open the door and get mugged unless I know who the person is at the door.
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This is just sad. Really sad. You should think about finding something else to do in your spare time that isn't so pathetic.
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i cant believe im posting in such a cool kids blog yo
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Hey, good things you kids had fun.
Realise though, that having fun on other peoples' expenses usually leaves you with a broken face.
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You're an idiot, 17 and doing stupid shit like that, pathetic
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What a jackass activity.
Listen, I'm all for doing stupid potentially fatal shit with your friends, my god, I can't tell you the number of times me and my friends did something that could have resulted in us dying or being maimed, but honestly, DO NOT PULL OTHER PEOPLE INTO YOUR SHIT.
That's just fucking retarded.
Take some rocks and sticks and play Neanderthals vs Cromagnon and beat each other senseless. Now that's fun.
(I'm actually not kidding or being sarcastic on that last bit. Incredibly fun but holy shit will you get hurt.)
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So this guy goes around ringing doors, pisses people off.
Then posts a thread about it, pisses even more people off.
He should start mailing the OP to popular bloggers to get even more people pissed off.
After that it becomes viral and everybody will be pissed, WWIII ensues. Ending civilisation as we know it.
All because some of our species decided to ring a doorbell .
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On February 14 2012 06:02 Chaosvuistje wrote:So this guy goes around ringing doors, pisses people off. Then posts a thread about it, pisses even more people off. He should start mailing the OP to popular bloggers to get even more people pissed off. After that it becomes viral and everybody will be pissed, WWIII ensues. Ending civilisation as we know it. All because some of our species decided to ring a doorbell .
This is a very likely scenario indeed ;-p, we need to be careful of this.
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