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ArcticRaven
Profile Joined August 2011
France1406 Posts
August 22 2012 22:07 GMT
#101
This is gold.
I think I'm going to milk it slowly, like one update per day. It'll be my little dirty pleasure
[Govie] Wierd shit, on a 6 game AP winning streak with KOTL in the trench. I searched gandalf quotes and spammed them all game long, trenchwarfare247, whateva it takes!
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
August 23 2012 01:03 GMT
#102
"horse penis fanclub" just has to be in the incontrol fan club, I know it! Maybe Nony, but definitely leaning towards inc :D
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
August 23 2012 02:02 GMT
#103
Are those search terms really leading to team liquid? Wow lol.

...some of those are a bit....well...awkward for sure.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
August 23 2012 02:06 GMT
#104
Good bump.
Google search query: how much is a whale vomit worth?
Big market for ambergris :p
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17053 Posts
August 23 2012 02:10 GMT
#105
Oh dear.
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
September 01 2012 07:24 GMT
#106
Time for an update!
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
September 14 2012 15:36 GMT
#107
Missed last week, but there a some goodies this week.
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bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
September 14 2012 17:46 GMT
#108
what the fuck is a pedestal

Typical TL girl blog question, no surprise here
does masturbation help pass a drug test?

Typical TL drug blog question, no surprise here
they had rattish pointed faces and tiny pink hands, like the servitor who had brought her the glass of shade

Typical TL fiction blog content, no surprise here
i sucked my roomates dick

um...
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
Zocat
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany2229 Posts
September 14 2012 18:35 GMT
#109
On September 15 2012 02:46 bonifaceviii wrote:
Show nested quote +
what the fuck is a pedestal

Typical TL girl blog question, no surprise here
Show nested quote +
does masturbation help pass a drug test?

Typical TL drug blog question, no surprise here
Show nested quote +
they had rattish pointed faces and tiny pink hands, like the servitor who had brought her the glass of shade

Typical TL fiction blog content, no surprise here
Show nested quote +
i sucked my roomates dick

um...


Secret mod forum? ;p
MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
September 14 2012 21:22 GMT
#110
How are these consistently hilarious with every single update? Actually, I don't need to know, I'm content to just have them coming every couple of weeks or so. :D
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
September 14 2012 21:40 GMT
#111
i remember the sleeping with 3rd cousing thread.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
September 28 2012 15:55 GMT
#112
Update.

Over the past year or so, Team Liquid is apparently the place to go if you need to know what things can give you diarrhea. What even more odd is that there are multiple threads that these searches find, it isn't always the same one.
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Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
September 28 2012 15:57 GMT
#113
On September 15 2012 02:46 bonifaceviii wrote:
Show nested quote +
what the fuck is a pedestal

Typical TL girl blog question, no surprise here
Show nested quote +
does masturbation help pass a drug test?

Typical TL drug blog question, no surprise here
Show nested quote +
they had rattish pointed faces and tiny pink hands, like the servitor who had brought her the glass of shade

Typical TL fiction blog content, no surprise here
Show nested quote +
i sucked my roomates dick

um...

There was that guy who was blogging about his gay roommate awhile back.
Golden Ghost
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands1041 Posts
September 28 2012 17:08 GMT
#114
cartoon mermaid with fish head
This image has been posted multiple times in the funny pictures thread.

types of clothes worn by men in the philippines
I really hope this got directed to the mens fashion thread.

who is the most elite special force
There are actually 2 threads on TL discussing this topic.

Other then that some really weird ones this time.
Where for heavens sake do these searches go to?? "does beastiality increase penis size" & "killing puppies fraternity"
Life is to give and take. You take a vacation and you give to the poor.
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
October 19 2012 17:34 GMT
#115
After being out of town for a couple weeks, I am back with an update!
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bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
October 19 2012 18:08 GMT
#116
starcraft nude map

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018 ?
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
November 25 2012 19:21 GMT
#117
So it's been a while, but I've got an update!
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jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
November 25 2012 21:03 GMT
#118
This is awesomer every time I came here. Keep up the good work.
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
December 01 2012 07:25 GMT
#119
Welcome to December!
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
December 01 2012 08:32 GMT
#120
HAHAHAHAHAHA I didn't know you were still updating this, why haven't I see it around LOL

Thanks for maintaining this, holy crap I'm going to die hahahahaha T___T every single one of those queries is ridiculous XD
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
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