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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
December 02 2011 00:45 GMT
#1
Garbage to my left
Garbage to my right
Garbage all around me
No clean place in sight

The school I go to is shitty
The campus is pretty small
We have seven janitors
Each day they do fuck all

There's garbage on the roof
There's garbage on the stairs
There's garbage in the toilet
garbage fucking EVERYWHERE

They janitors they drive around in golf carts
All fucking day
They jacked them from the golf course
And then they drove away

On ladder I'm top bronze
With iNcontroL I had a quarrel
In science class we watched
The Day After Tomorrow

Honestly I could go on
but I'll leave it at that for now
I didn't write this for your enjoyment
So please just fuck off now


Dedicated to my favorite blog:
Everyone is Stupid

****
Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
December 02 2011 00:47 GMT
#2
Hahahahaha brilliant. Gave me a good chuckle.
"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
RedJustice
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1004 Posts
December 02 2011 00:54 GMT
#3
What is this trash?

+ Show Spoiler +
Loooooool. This makes me see the humor in our occasional terribad blogs.
bkrow
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia8532 Posts
December 02 2011 00:54 GMT
#4
It looks like you went for the ABCB rhyming pattern.

But the rhymed now with... now?
In The Rear With The Gear .. *giggle* /////////// cobra-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!!
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
December 02 2011 00:55 GMT
#5
Lol, at first I thought you were talking about the U of A. :p

Blogs so funny today, hahahahaha.
you gotta dance
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
December 02 2011 00:58 GMT
#6
I think we have a new TL meme. And to think some angsty kid could have inspired so many laughs.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
blubbdavid
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Switzerland2412 Posts
December 02 2011 01:01 GMT
#7
Me being an unofficial poem critic, I have to say... fucking garbage flow.
Try a hexameter next time.
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Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
December 02 2011 01:02 GMT
#8
I actually read it as more of a rap than a poem, haha. Just imagine this kid standing outside of his trash school and riding on the backs of the golf carts as he sings. :D
you gotta dance
FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
December 02 2011 01:07 GMT
#9
Yeah i pictured it as a rap too, fit the angry tone more
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zobz
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada2175 Posts
December 02 2011 01:10 GMT
#10
The first four stansas were good, then you trailed off and rhymed now with now, and I did not enjoy it.
"That's not gonna be good for business." "That's not gonna be good for anybody."
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
December 02 2011 01:11 GMT
#11
5/5
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-02 01:22:39
December 02 2011 01:20 GMT
#12
Heh nice ! Like it more than the other Golbat tribute.

Edit: Whoopsie daisy. 2k post, I guess I'll just pretend my Hiya thing was for 2k. B)
Randomaccount#77123
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States5003 Posts
December 02 2011 01:28 GMT
#13
--- Nuked ---
Tatari
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1179 Posts
December 02 2011 01:58 GMT
#14
Absolutely golden.
A fed jungler is no longer a jungler, but a terrorist.
Iranon
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States983 Posts
December 02 2011 02:41 GMT
#15
What, no verse about your incredible SAT scores? Tsk-tsk.
Zariel
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Australia1285 Posts
December 02 2011 02:47 GMT
#16
The first bit sounds like Ackrite by Dr dre haha.
sup
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-02 02:50:20
December 02 2011 02:48 GMT
#17
On December 02 2011 10:20 Bibbit wrote:
Heh nice ! Like it more than the other Golbat tribute.

Edit: Whoopsie daisy. 2k post, I guess I'll just pretend my Hiya thing was for 2k. B)

Wanna go? >:O
edit: As for the actual OP I liked it but only the comments made me laugh . Part of it may have been that I was expecting this to come lol. (Was actually thinking of making this same basic thing myself on the same topic)
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
December 02 2011 03:12 GMT
#18
The janitor part gets me everytime.
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
December 02 2011 03:20 GMT
#19
On December 02 2011 09:54 bkrow wrote:
It looks like you went for the ABCB rhyming pattern.

But the rhymed now with... now?


Ah fuck...
dragoon
Profile Joined December 2010
United States695 Posts
December 02 2011 03:22 GMT
#20
oh wow 2 funny blogs in a day. I love you lol.
i love you
bkrow
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia8532 Posts
December 02 2011 03:36 GMT
#21
On December 02 2011 12:20 Chairman Ray wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 02 2011 09:54 bkrow wrote:
It looks like you went for the ABCB rhyming pattern.

But the rhymed now with... now?


Ah fuck...

Laughs as Charman Ray scrambles to fix his error :p
In The Rear With The Gear .. *giggle* /////////// cobra-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!!
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
December 02 2011 03:44 GMT
#22
On December 02 2011 09:45 Chairman Ray wrote:
Garbage to my left
Garbage to my right
Garbage all around me
No clean place in sight

The school I go to is shitty
The campus is pretty small
We have seven janitors
Each day they do fuck all

There's garbage on the roof
There's garbage on the stairs
There's garbage in the toilet
garbage fucking EVERYWHERE

They janitors they drive around in golf carts
All fucking day
They jacked them from the golf course
And then they drove away

On ladder I'm top bronze
With iNcontroL I had a quarrel
In science class we watched
The Day After Tomorrow

Honestly I could go on
but I'll leave it at that for now
I didn't write this for your enjoyment
So please just fuck off now


Dedicated to my favorite blog:
Everyone is Stupid

Quoted to keep the unedited version . *Laughs with bkrow while Chairman Ray scrambles to fix his error*
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
December 02 2011 03:49 GMT
#23
^ What? Why would anyone possibly care that Chairman Ray messed up a rhyme and then fixed it. Ye I'm sure he's real embarassed ... -_-
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
December 02 2011 05:29 GMT
#24
Ain't gonna fix it. It is what it is. I wrote the poem in 10 minutes right before an exam, so didn't have time to read it over.
419
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Russian Federation3631 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-02 05:34:48
December 02 2011 05:34 GMT
#25
Garbage all around me
No clean place in sight


[image loading]

I suppose this is a correct observation.
?
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
December 02 2011 05:49 GMT
#26
On December 02 2011 14:29 Chairman Ray wrote:
Ain't gonna fix it. It is what it is. I wrote the poem in 10 minutes right before an exam, so didn't have time to read it over.

Good man
Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3822 Posts
December 02 2011 05:51 GMT
#27
hahaha

Nice one!
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6595 Posts
December 02 2011 06:01 GMT
#28
lol very nice. good luck with the exam xD
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HereBeDragons
Profile Joined May 2011
1429 Posts
December 02 2011 08:11 GMT
#29
Is it suppose to sound like "The Charge of the Light Brigade"?
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
December 02 2011 12:06 GMT
#30
On December 02 2011 14:34 419 wrote:
Show nested quote +
Garbage all around me
No clean place in sight


[image loading]

I suppose this is a correct observation.

Yes, yes it is. Not that there are any golf cart blogs yet though. So, I think the fact we don't see janitors means there is some working... right?
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
December 02 2011 13:35 GMT
#31
Hilarious, should have posted that as well in the original thread.
I had a good night of sleep.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
December 02 2011 13:58 GMT
#32
Need a stanza for being more intelligent than the teacher, as well as the rest of the class...
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