Riku stuff is best left alone I think. As for the house, have you ever built a fort? Well a house is just a bigger slightly sturdier version, hopefully with somewhat safe electricity and moderately leakproof plumbing. To build up some confidence and workmanship, perhaps you should build a tree-fort with rel down in Lousianna, Lousiss, Loi..fuck it, his home state.
#3 Put it in Riku's butt I'm sure all of you know who I'm talking about. She is my princess of the forums. She is a vision of loveliness, dressed in various costumes and enthralling me with her amazing body. Will you have my babies, Riku? If I put it in your butt, maybe we can have a future lawyer or doctor together.
I'm not sure how her BF would like that....one does not 1a2a3a into her va-jay-jay
I can help you with #1
Pff I'm sure he'll understand that it's for the fulfillment of my life goals. Also I have a flexible timetable and a patient disposition.
Which part of #1 can you help with? The part I absolutely despise is programming, but I'm also extremely unmotivated/slow, if you remember how long it took me to update the picture book blog thing. My art style looks something like Yoshi's Island, but I actually enjoy drawing and coloring things. Some day I'm going to get a camera or a scanner or something and take some pictures of all the weird things I've made.
On November 28 2011 20:20 Juliette wrote: I laughed too hard at the Riku part and now I feel like i'm getting trolled...
You gotta start working on those now tho, so that you can finish everything.
I suggest a poem
I think trolling would imply this blog isn't true/factual. It is true and I will prove this to you because of this imaginary list of credentials which I have shamelessly copied from a previous post of mine
- won some imaginary tournament in 2002 so you know im old school and i played bw - placed in some other imaginary tournaments so you know im old school and i played bw - have a high level sc2 commentary youtube channel so you know im awesome at commentary - 50000 point masters league player so you know im good at sc2 - maybe mention some old bw players so you know i have sweet connections
I think #4 Pet Bear is probably the one I'll do last because it's the only one with the possibility of ruthlessly dismembering me.
On November 28 2011 20:13 MisterD wrote: i feel like half of this blog is a major plot to get to Riku (also, i'm quoting the most awkward sections so he can't edit them out later when he changes his mind HARR HARR *piratelaugh*):
Excerpt #1:
I do enjoy doing what I would call "sexually harassing" people, where I say/do increasingly sexual things to someone until they freak out or go someplace quiet with me.
Excerpt #2:
Bucketlist Entry #3 Put it in Riku's butt I'm sure all of you know who I'm talking about. She is my princess of the forums. She is a vision of loveliness, dressed in various costumes and enthralling me with her amazing body. Will you have my babies, Riku? If I put it in your butt, maybe we can have a future lawyer or doctor together.
to me fits in line perfectly with
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
so the question is.. might you actually be taking the best approach for that? I will eagerly await her reply. x)
I've been genetically altered to not feel the emotion of shame. Also I forgot to include the phrase "on video" at the end of #3, but I feel that's a negotiable point.
On November 28 2011 20:12 endy wrote:
On November 28 2011 19:53 Ghin wrote: #3 Put it in Riku's butt I'm sure all of you know who I'm talking about. She is my princess of the forums. She is a vision of loveliness, dressed in various costumes and enthralling me with her amazing body. Will you have my babies, Riku? If I put it in your butt, maybe we can have a future lawyer or doctor together.
That's very creepy :/ Almost tdot-esque.
I will refer you to mister Tom Jones
No mention of your Ghin Defense credentials?
Also who is Riku and why is this person's butt such an important one :3
lol also I'd like to take credit for creating that Cat and Mouse UMS, although I think my version has vastly superior gameplay to the ones that exist now. To my knowledge, no one has ever copied the concept of Ghin Defense. Besides, who has any respect for mapmakers? lol
I wouldn't say her butt is important... lol that's not the word I would use to describe it. If you really don't know who she is, type Riku into the TL search bar.
On November 29 2011 00:21 Hawk wrote: Louisiana fuckin rules.
You should add Europe on there as well. Europe is pretty badass, you can travel around and not shower and be normal, and you can partake in one of a billion insane festivals there like the Running of the Bulls or La Tomatia
South America is pretty badass too, people shower like all the time, if they have functioning showers around. Also there is a lot of wheed.
I've actually been to Europe before, admittedly not as an adult. Being unable to talk my way out of situations is a bit daunting. South America sounds nice too since I have a bit of a fascination with Brazil after talking to some Brazilians on D2.
On November 29 2011 08:45 Probulous wrote: How about some more D2 blogs . Please!
Riku stuff is best left alone I think. As for the house, have you ever built a fort? Well a house is just a bigger slightly sturdier version, hopefully with somewhat safe electricity and moderately leakproof plumbing. To build up some confidence and workmanship, perhaps you should build a tree-fort with rel down in Lousianna, Lousiss, Loi..fuck it, his home state.
Tree-forts/houses are just awesome
haha maybe D2 will return sometime in the future... It definitely won't be something as long/ambitious as the last ones.
I actually made a treehouse with my next door neighbor when I was 12 or so. His dad was a carpenter and had left over wood that was mildly defective for whatever reason. The help I did was mostly lifting things and holding things so they wouldn't move, but I'd like to think that I helped out in some way.
On November 28 2011 19:53 Ghin wrote: I do enjoy doing what I would call "sexually harassing" people, where I say/do increasingly sexual things to someone until they freak out or go someplace quiet with me. I'm trying not to be specific or graphic here.
On November 28 2011 19:53 Ghin wrote: #3 Put it in Riku's butt I'm sure all of you know who I'm talking about. She is my princess of the forums. She is a vision of loveliness, dressed in various costumes and enthralling me with her amazing body. Will you have my babies, Riku? If I put it in your butt, maybe we can have a future lawyer or doctor together.