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AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
October 20 2011 05:05 GMT
#1
My two dollar clock I bought at ikea is showing some strange symptoms:

A) It’s a little more than 5 minutes fast, and I bought it about 2 months ago (at which point I set it to the correct time).
B) The minute hand takes 6 ticks to get from 4 to 5, 4 ticks to get from 11 to 12, and 5 ticks between every other adjacent pair of numbers
C) One night I noticed it wasn’t even working at all (nothing was moving). Then, strangely, after a time it began working again. Most surprisingly, it showed the correct time when it started working again (so somehow resynched).

So what’s wrong with my clock? I’m considering taking it apart to see if there are any bent parts (it has fallen off my wall from 6 feet onto tile 3 times).

Here's what it looks like:
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http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/70098989/

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Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
October 20 2011 05:11 GMT
#2
Since it was only two dollars, I would just get a new one
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
RaLakedaimon
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1564 Posts
October 20 2011 05:18 GMT
#3
Take that sucker apart and figure it out, way more enjoyable than just buying another one (unless you totally fuck shit up inside of it of course). Could be a useful small talent to have, you never know.
AnxiousHippo
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia1451 Posts
October 20 2011 05:29 GMT
#4
They're intentionally trying to confuse you. Don't give in!
An apple a day keeps the Protoss away | TLHF
itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9153 Posts
October 20 2011 05:30 GMT
#5
Just buy another one as a replacement. You can then tinker with the wonky one at leisure and have two awesome clocks if you manage to fix the first.
Photographer"nosotros estamos backamos" - setsuko
wongfeihung
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States763 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-10-20 05:38:57
October 20 2011 05:32 GMT
#6
I thought you meant "sick" as in "badass."

I didn't think you meant "sick" as in "my clock has an illness."

Quite bizarre, indeed. You say it has fallen off of the wall 3 times? I'll assume that it fell off on its own. Then, the clock stops working, then starts working again and has the correct time? I really think it's time for you to call someone to fix this...

Who you gonna call?
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No, but really, I haven't the slightest clue of what's wrong with your clock. I would just buy a new one. If you figure out what's wrong with it, let us know, even if it's just poorly made.
itsjustatank
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Hong Kong9153 Posts
October 20 2011 05:36 GMT
#7
On October 20 2011 14:32 wongfeihung wrote:
I thought you meant "sick" as in "badass."

I didn't think you meant "sick" as in "my clock has in illness."

Quite bizarre, indeed. You say it has fallen off of the wall 3 times? I assume it fell off on its own. Then, the clock stops working, then starts working again and has the correct time? I really think it's time for you to call someone to fix this...

Who you gonna call?
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GHOSTBUSTERS!


It's a badass clock though. It was featured prominently in the first episode of the newer Battlestar Galactica series:

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I remember feeling cool about having that clock on my wall as I watched that episode, haha.
Photographer"nosotros estamos backamos" - setsuko
Sega92
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States467 Posts
October 20 2011 05:38 GMT
#8
B) The minute hand takes 6 ticks to get from 4 to 5, 4 ticks to get from 11 to 12, and 5 ticks between every other adjacent pair of numbers

well that all evens out in the end doesn't it?
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
October 20 2011 06:45 GMT
#9
On October 20 2011 14:18 RaLakedaimon wrote:
Take that sucker apart and figure it out, way more enjoyable than just buying another one (unless you totally fuck shit up inside of it of course). Could be a useful small talent to have, you never know.


I think I'll do this, and then report back!

On October 20 2011 14:38 Sega92 wrote:
B) The minute hand takes 6 ticks to get from 4 to 5, 4 ticks to get from 11 to 12, and 5 ticks between every other adjacent pair of numbers

well that all evens out in the end doesn't it?


Indeed thats true, but I'm wondering how this behavior came about. Is it due to the design of the clock, or is it damaged so that it does this for some reason?
Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
October 20 2011 06:47 GMT
#10
Take off the clock from the wall

give it a smack in the face

put it back on.

It always does the trick for my calculator.
.
WriterXiao8~~
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
October 20 2011 07:01 GMT
#11
just go buy a new one
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
October 20 2011 10:49 GMT
#12
I think it's trying to follow Tylers advice.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
October 20 2011 13:41 GMT
#13
A cheap clock that doesn't work properly = a perfect excuse to take it apart and tinker!
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pyaar
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States423 Posts
October 20 2011 14:14 GMT
#14
ikea


I found the problem

on a more serious note, take it apart and try fiddling with things. nothing more rewarding than solving a problem on your own.
Devolved
Profile Joined April 2008
United States2753 Posts
October 20 2011 14:23 GMT
#15
Your clock is not fast, the world is just turning slow. Fix the world and you fix your clock. You may want to enlist the help of Superman as he seems to have a knack for those kinda things.
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Geovu
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Estonia1344 Posts
October 20 2011 15:16 GMT
#16
I thought this would be about showing off your cool looking clock. I'm going to do that anyways.

[image loading]

That is basically my clock. Costed way more than it should have tho, but just watching the gears turn is so cool omg.
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
October 20 2011 15:28 GMT
#17
Bud, its clearly LUPUS

I'm so sorry
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
October 20 2011 19:10 GMT
#18
On October 21 2011 00:28 Hassybaby wrote:
Bud, its clearly LUPUS

I'm so sorry

You asked for it.

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SpoR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1542 Posts
October 20 2011 20:36 GMT
#19
On October 20 2011 14:11 Sufficiency wrote:
Since it was only two dollars, I would just get a new one

where is the fun in that?
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
keiraknightlee
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States301 Posts
October 20 2011 20:43 GMT
#20
Haha, I like these kinds of blogs...always great for a chuckle
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