EPTI don't mind going to hell anymore, because I figure if the majority, or at least a very proportion of people end up there eventually so the place can't be all that bad.
Hell, here I come in 60 years! Can't wait, wake n bake next to Satan everyday!
Revelation about Hell
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HardMacro
Canada361 Posts
I don't mind going to hell anymore, because I figure if the majority, or at least a very proportion of people end up there eventually so the place can't be all that bad. Hell, here I come in 60 years! Can't wait, wake n bake next to Satan everyday! | ||
DivinO
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johnnywup
United States3858 Posts
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freelander
Hungary4707 Posts
On October 14 2011 23:04 HardMacro wrote: So I just had a revelation: I don't mind going to hell anymore, because I figure if the majority, or at least a very proportion of people end up there eventually so the place can't be all that bad. Hell, here I come in 60 years! Can't wait, wake n bake next to Satan everyday! if it really existed don't think you'd meet anyone you liked there simple logic | ||
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Zorkmid
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FourFace
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Hier
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On October 14 2011 23:28 freelander wrote: if it really existed don't think you'd meet anyone you liked there simple logic Well according to the above sign: Lesbians Sports Fans Evolutionists Atheists Prostitutes Sounds like a decent place | ||
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CaptainSlow
Malaysia164 Posts
We're all going to hell! | ||
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ComaDose
Canada10357 Posts
enjoy your time on earth! | ||
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Slaughter
United States20254 Posts
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Arthemesia
United States292 Posts
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DreamChaser
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So in comparison to everyone else in the world murdering looting raping, i think im doing decent enough to not go to hell. Not that im really a religious believer. | ||
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Velr
Switzerland10665 Posts
I really like that pic.. Must be broing as hell (:D) in heaven when all those people go to hell... | ||
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QooQ
United States96 Posts
On October 14 2011 23:38 FourFace wrote: Don't think hell is that cozy of a place .. it's probably just god injecting all the pain of your mortal life concentrated 10000% into your soul until it drives you insane so you can be cleansed of your infested mind. Then you'll get to an asylum version of heaven because you were too braindamaged to function in regular heaven (along with everyone else) Hahaha, yes I think this is the one. Pound your sin into submission :D | ||
intrigue
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
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HuKPOWA
United States1604 Posts
On October 15 2011 00:33 intrigue wrote: "heaven for the climate, hell for the company" Love it <3 | ||
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MetalMarine
United States1559 Posts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_California | ||
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FractalsOnFire
Australia1756 Posts
At least i'll be with like minded people in hell. Beats listening to the drivel in heaven! | ||
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shinosai
United States1577 Posts
Seems like Hell is okay after all. | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
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shinosai
United States1577 Posts
On October 15 2011 01:21 Torte de Lini wrote: If you hate a lot of people around you, Hell wouldn't be so great. Heaven might be even worse, though. Evangelicals are the kinds of people us sinners despise the most. | ||
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radscorpion9
Canada2252 Posts
On October 15 2011 01:20 shinosai wrote: Well, Earth is the best of all possible worlds. Therefore, Heaven is no better than Earth. And, really, Earth seems like the worst of all possible worlds. This world is nothing but an eternal suffering, with true happiness being an impossibility. For the moment one desire is fulfilled, another ten arise, and any moment of happiness is succeeded by suffering. Therefore, Hell is just like Earth. Hell is the best of all possible worlds. Seems like Hell is okay after all. Well don't forget, there's also the burning fire and demons tearing people apart stories...and the whole imagery of maggots crawling out of eyes etc. Anyways the point is, I think it would be a pretty painful place. Not just like an underground city with all the prostitutes and gay people and what not, and they just have parties because why not. I'm sure that eternal torment is justified in other meaningful ways, not just because other "negative" people are there. I love that sign | ||
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shinosai
United States1577 Posts
On October 15 2011 01:30 radscorpion9 wrote: Well don't forget, there's also the burning fire and demons tearing people apart stories...and the whole imagery of maggots crawling out of eyes etc. Anyways the point is, I think it would be a pretty painful place. Not just like an underground city with all the prostitutes and gay people and what not, and they just have parties because why not. I'm sure that eternal torment is justified in other meaningful ways, not just because other "negative" people are there. I love that sign You seem to indicate that there is a "worse" kind of suffering than the suffering experienced on Earth. But this doesn't really make sense, because in the afterlife we lose our physical bodies. Hell and Heaven, as I recall, are supposed to be spiritual places. The worst kind of suffering as defined by the Bible is separation from God - a spiritual suffering. Therefore, once again, Hell is no worse than Earth. | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
Then again I'm an atheist so I don't really believe either one exists...just food for thought. | ||
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Treemonkeys
United States2082 Posts
On October 15 2011 01:41 Lemonwalrus wrote: My 'revelation' about hell is really something I stole from a comedian. Basically, both hell and heaven are supposed to be eternal right? Well, give someone long enough and they will get used to anything...something good will become monotonous, and something bad will become bearable...so really, as time approaches infinity, both heaven and hell become boring. Then again I'm an atheist so I don't really believe either one exists...just food for thought. As a child the church actually taught me that this wouldn't work. lol | ||
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mrafaeldie12
Brazil537 Posts
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OmniEulogy
Canada6592 Posts
On October 14 2011 23:50 Arthemesia wrote: If hell exists then everyone goes there Hahahaha thats what I'm thinking =p Pretty crowded place. | ||
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surfinbird1
Germany999 Posts
On October 15 2011 01:41 Lemonwalrus wrote: My 'revelation' about hell is really something I stole from a comedian. Basically, both hell and heaven are supposed to be eternal right? Well, give someone long enough and they will get used to anything...something good will become monotonous, and something bad will become bearable...so really, as time approaches infinity, both heaven and hell become boring. Then again I'm an atheist so I don't really believe either one exists...just food for thought. Jim Jefferies? Love the guy. Also, hell isn't real. As far as I can tell most educated theologians don't even take it seriously. At least that's what a minister told me. And as an atheist I don't believe it to be real. | ||
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IndoorSpawningPool
United States99 Posts
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Luepert
United States1933 Posts
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don_kyuhote
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Probe1
United States17920 Posts
On October 15 2011 01:21 Torte de Lini wrote: If you hate a lot of people around you, Hell wouldn't be so great. Now that all depends on whether there's a promotion opportunity in the tar pit. It'd certainly be a nice way to let off steam in eternity to whip your enemies. | ||
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Coagulation
United States9633 Posts
Then the bible goes on to describe satan as a ruler of a fiery pit of pain suffering and torment. However what people dont really take into consideration is that the bible was "written by god" I have a hard time imagining that god would have anything good to say about satan when he is writing his story and he comes to the part where he went to war with satan and cast him away and then satan went and did his OWN thing without GOD then it would be pretty reasonable to speculate that GOD is biased in describing the conditions of hell due to his own inherit nature of wanting people to pray to him instead of satan. I have a feeling Satan just opened up shop in hell AKA *an alternative heaven* for less uptight people to reside in an afterlife of banging hookers and drinking 40z. And If you think about it the only reasonable thing for god to do would be to slander hell and scare people from wanting to go there. I know damn well I would do the same thing if I was in gods shoes or sandals or w.e the fuck he wears.. Im not gonna sit around and let all the people on earth go and worship satan in hell and leave me sitting around forever alone while everyone else is partying down and shit.. Im gonna do whatever I have to do to make sure people want to go to heaven instead of hell. And what better way to make people inclined to avoid it than to tell everyone its on fire. Its a classic way to discourage people from wanting to go there. God aint fucking stupid he knows the power of propaganda. And he also knows how much people HATE to be on fire. Also Lemonwalrus. | ||
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zdragon
United States150 Posts
what's so good about heaven? and can you imagine doing whatever you do there for eternity? death is much more peaceful than any eternal life. | ||
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TabyLing
Australia69 Posts
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turdburgler
England6749 Posts
On October 15 2011 00:33 intrigue wrote: "heaven for the climate, hell for the company" you obviously havent read the proof that heaven is hotter than hell :p http://www.cybercelebrations.com/Valentines/Heavens_hot.html | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
On October 15 2011 17:13 Coagulation wrote: God aint fucking stupid he knows the power of propaganda. And he also knows how much people HATE to be on fire. Also Lemonwalrus. sup? Yes sir, and so do I. | ||
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Cyclone999
Canada331 Posts
Either way, it's a pretty interesting read and if you guys are really curious, you guys should check it out; because personally I don't find going to Hell as being "awesome". http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/23_Minutes_In_Hell It goes into greater detail, if you guys wanna search it up on Google, wikipedia doesn't give that much details. Anyways, don't shoot me or flame me or what not, I'm just postingg | ||
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