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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20068 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-12-25 05:00:59
September 23 2011 07:30 GMT
#1


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how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Vlare
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
748 Posts
September 23 2011 07:33 GMT
#2
Well... This situation is a bit confusing to me. So, if I understood right. I will leave you with something someone once said when I broke up with my ex that left me saying fml.

You don't know what you've have until you've lost it.

And if I misunderstood and it doesn't apply.

Then... fyl hopefully everything works out and cheer up

Put on catz stream XD
Mass zerglings doesnt fail
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20068 Posts
September 23 2011 07:34 GMT
#3
It applies very appropriately. And i'm pissed about it. I'm more pissed now then when I dumped my gf of 2 years.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Vlare
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
748 Posts
September 23 2011 07:35 GMT
#4
Well, I don't know how you and her are. But if you're serious about it. You should let her know you're serious ( Probably better when you're sober ). And take the blame, say you fucked up or whatever and cross your fingers it works out.

Mass zerglings doesnt fail
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20068 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-23 07:37:38
September 23 2011 07:37 GMT
#5
No. I don't want a relation because i did that for way too long and hated it. Same with her. And we both know whats fucked up about this situation, its just this time she decided to fucking blow it up. Basically there's nothing to do except for me to get over it.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-23 07:40:50
September 23 2011 07:40 GMT
#6
So she cheated on her boyfriend with you; hooked up with you and your roommates; acted clingy and then dismissive.

Fuuuuuuuck her man. That's not a keeper.
Edit: LOL at the catz reference
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Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
September 23 2011 07:54 GMT
#7
She is testing you. She either wants you to belly up and give in to a relationship, or she's afraid that you're going to. It's either one or the other. I'm leaning towards it being the prior.

You probably shouldn't call 50 times in a row, break shit, or do anything I would do! A nice, conservative response would be to ignore a few of her phonecalls on purpose. You shouldn't be compassionate. You should just do whatever the fuck you want, as long as you don't hurt the girl. Let her wonder what you're doing.
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EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22256 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-23 07:57:39
September 23 2011 07:56 GMT
#8
LoL. Hi Decaf.

All will be Ok. Besides, she is testing you anyways, it just means she's at the point where she grew close enough to you that she wanted more. Protip, girls SUCK ASS at showing what they're really feeling. In fact, they almost always make it seem like the exact opposite. Retarded I know.

If you want to keep something with her, she just wants you to prove it/pursue her. I can guarantee that the real issue isn't that you fuck other girls, she's known about that for a while. She wants to see if you'd be willing to give that up for her.

So I guess the question is, are you? You say you don't give a fuck/don't want a relationship but you seem really bothered.

So - FWB thing is over, it's not going to go back to that unfortunately. So, either go after it for something more, or let it go completely. To me it doesn't sound like you want to let it go, so... give it a day or two to figure out what you want to do.

Edit - ninja'ed by Bill Murray. But basically, what we said.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
RosaParksStoleMySeat
Profile Joined December 2009
Japan926 Posts
September 23 2011 07:59 GMT
#9
I can't talk about who this girl is because I've never met her, but she sends out some pretty bad warning signals man. She cheats on her boyfriend and sleeps around, and then gets on your case for having sex with other girls?

This isn't something you should be getting upset about. The girl is an enormous hypocrite, and it doesn't seem like you two were going anywhere anyway. I know it sucks losing a fuck buddy, but I don't think you have any shortage of girls who would be happy to bang you.

Girls like this are a dime a dozen man. Forget her; there will be plenty of others who are happy to take her place.
Vlare
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
748 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-23 08:04:04
September 23 2011 08:01 GMT
#10
Has the term smooshing or smushing or whatever the fuck they say on Jersey Shore not caught onto the internet yet?

Because that makes me lol. Can we start saying that here?

Ill start.

Bro, like said by RosaParks. There's tons of girls you can smoosh, so dont waste your time with a cheater, because one day, she may cheat on you.

And like Teletubby said, take a day or two to figure out your stuff.

There will be plenty of smooshing going on though, don't you worry.

Edit : It's Smush not smoosh fml.

smoosh is even funnier though so I'm using that.
Mass zerglings doesnt fail
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
September 23 2011 08:29 GMT
#11
You grew a bit attached? Pfah! If your puppy went and fucked everybody in the neighborhood, and then you got another puppy- uhh I don't think that metaphor worked out.

Well, let's say you have a blanket, and... nah that doesn't make any sense

Forget the wench is what i'm tryin to tell you. Like we do up north after we're sick of 'er

It takes a real cold bastard to kill a whale you know, and we practice by being assholes.
memes are a dish best served dank
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20068 Posts
September 23 2011 08:30 GMT
#12
fml. girls are annoying. need to workout and forget about this shit
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Demonace34
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2493 Posts
September 23 2011 09:05 GMT
#13
Yeah weirdly though this happens to me the other way around... I'm faithful to the girl that I'm just FWB with and then later I find out that one week we didn't fuck she was with some other guy. Shit happens and you just have to let people go sometimes. If you actually like her though, then do with Bill Murray said.
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Doraemon
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Australia14949 Posts
September 23 2011 09:40 GMT
#14
On September 23 2011 17:30 decafchicken wrote:
fml. girls are annoying. need to workout and forget about this shit


one thing that i will always remember is women=irrational.

don't ever try to decipher whatever the fuck is going on in their head, anything they do there is something behind it, some twisted bullshit that makes men always in the wrong.

like what other posters have said, do whatever YOU want to do, don't get manopulated into behaving what SHE wants you to behave.
Do yourself a favour and just STFU
RosaParksStoleMySeat
Profile Joined December 2009
Japan926 Posts
September 23 2011 09:51 GMT
#15
On September 23 2011 18:40 Doraemon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 23 2011 17:30 decafchicken wrote:
fml. girls are annoying. need to workout and forget about this shit


one thing that i will always remember is women=irrational.

don't ever try to decipher whatever the fuck is going on in their head, anything they do there is something behind it, some twisted bullshit that makes men always in the wrong.

like what other posters have said, do whatever YOU want to do, don't get manopulated into behaving what SHE wants you to behave.


I wouldn't say this applies to all women, but I will agree that there are some women out there like this. I've met girls who were perfectly rational and easy to reason with, and others who would just flip out and become completely incapable of any meaningful communication.

And yes, for when a girl starts going psycho, the only thing to do is forget her until she decides to be a reasonable human being again. I've been sucked into bullshit games one too many times in my life, and I realize that it's impossible to win.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22256 Posts
September 23 2011 10:35 GMT
#16
On September 23 2011 18:51 RosaParksStoleMySeat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 23 2011 18:40 Doraemon wrote:
On September 23 2011 17:30 decafchicken wrote:
fml. girls are annoying. need to workout and forget about this shit


one thing that i will always remember is women=irrational.

don't ever try to decipher whatever the fuck is going on in their head, anything they do there is something behind it, some twisted bullshit that makes men always in the wrong.

like what other posters have said, do whatever YOU want to do, don't get manopulated into behaving what SHE wants you to behave.


I wouldn't say this applies to all women, but I will agree that there are some women out there like this. I've met girls who were perfectly rational and easy to reason with, and others who would just flip out and become completely incapable of any meaningful communication.

And yes, for when a girl starts going psycho, the only thing to do is forget her until she decides to be a reasonable human being again. I've been sucked into bullshit games one too many times in my life, and I realize that it's impossible to win.


Disagree, NEARLY EVERYONE WOMAN is this way, just to varying degrees.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
DropBear
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Australia4372 Posts
September 23 2011 11:00 GMT
#17
Come play mafia it will make you feel better

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=266305
Sucker for nostalgia
Advocado
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Denmark994 Posts
September 23 2011 11:10 GMT
#18
she obviously does not like you being with other women and this is an attempt to control something she doesn't have any control over. pretty frustrating for you to deal with, but it's just a way of trying to take control over the relationship.

You'll figure it out anyway, beast decafchicken.
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Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
September 23 2011 12:41 GMT
#19
i think you need to go lift some heavy shit and eat some chicken boobies afterwards
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
September 23 2011 12:49 GMT
#20
Anyone else think she's a slut who just trying to get a rise out of as many dudes as possible, and that there are likely few girls less worthy of spending time and energy on?
Doraemon
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Australia14949 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-23 13:21:46
September 23 2011 13:21 GMT
#21
On September 23 2011 19:35 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 23 2011 18:51 RosaParksStoleMySeat wrote:
On September 23 2011 18:40 Doraemon wrote:
On September 23 2011 17:30 decafchicken wrote:
fml. girls are annoying. need to workout and forget about this shit


one thing that i will always remember is women=irrational.

don't ever try to decipher whatever the fuck is going on in their head, anything they do there is something behind it, some twisted bullshit that makes men always in the wrong.

like what other posters have said, do whatever YOU want to do, don't get manopulated into behaving what SHE wants you to behave.


I wouldn't say this applies to all women, but I will agree that there are some women out there like this. I've met girls who were perfectly rational and easy to reason with, and others who would just flip out and become completely incapable of any meaningful communication.

And yes, for when a girl starts going psycho, the only thing to do is forget her until she decides to be a reasonable human being again. I've been sucked into bullshit games one too many times in my life, and I realize that it's impossible to win.


Disagree, NEARLY EVERYONE WOMAN is this way, just to varying degrees.


i believe everyone woman possess such characteristics, it's all about, in chemistry terms, their activation point. once that's reached, regardless how rational the woman usually is, they become...well...someone you probably rather mute for the next hour or two.
Do yourself a favour and just STFU
Iranon
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States983 Posts
September 23 2011 13:33 GMT
#22
I'm pretty sure you should let your slutty neighbor be. She certainly doesn't sound worth your time.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32083 Posts
September 23 2011 14:01 GMT
#23
what the hell is wrong with you, college flings are never supposed to turn into serious things deeeeecaaaaaaaffffffffff
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josemb40
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Peru611 Posts
September 23 2011 14:37 GMT
#24
i think she got it wrong, dont think you were exclusive so its none of her bussines if you do stuff with anyone else or not. Plus who knows, maybe she was a little drunk when she told you this, maybe too emotional? + Show Spoiler +
or maybe bitch is just craaazeh
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
September 23 2011 14:55 GMT
#25
Listen to the old guys in the thread Decaf! (ETT!!! <3)
Also, Doraemon = new favorite poster b/c his ID is awesome! (and is a dead giveaway that he must be asian lololol)
RosaParksStoleMySeat
Profile Joined December 2009
Japan926 Posts
September 23 2011 14:55 GMT
#26
On September 23 2011 22:21 Doraemon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 23 2011 19:35 EvilTeletubby wrote:
On September 23 2011 18:51 RosaParksStoleMySeat wrote:
On September 23 2011 18:40 Doraemon wrote:
On September 23 2011 17:30 decafchicken wrote:
fml. girls are annoying. need to workout and forget about this shit


one thing that i will always remember is women=irrational.

don't ever try to decipher whatever the fuck is going on in their head, anything they do there is something behind it, some twisted bullshit that makes men always in the wrong.

like what other posters have said, do whatever YOU want to do, don't get manopulated into behaving what SHE wants you to behave.


I wouldn't say this applies to all women, but I will agree that there are some women out there like this. I've met girls who were perfectly rational and easy to reason with, and others who would just flip out and become completely incapable of any meaningful communication.

And yes, for when a girl starts going psycho, the only thing to do is forget her until she decides to be a reasonable human being again. I've been sucked into bullshit games one too many times in my life, and I realize that it's impossible to win.


Disagree, NEARLY EVERYONE WOMAN is this way, just to varying degrees.


i believe everyone woman possess such characteristics, it's all about, in chemistry terms, their activation point. once that's reached, regardless how rational the woman usually is, they become...well...someone you probably rather mute for the next hour or two.


All this post needs now is a statistic.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20068 Posts
September 23 2011 19:08 GMT
#27
You fellas always know how to make me feel better <3
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
forgotten0ne
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States951 Posts
September 23 2011 22:04 GMT
#28
Girl double-standards ftw.

Honestly, if you reverse the frame to it being her problem, she'll probably latch right back on.
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