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Today during my sociology class, i had to step out to use the washroom. As i was walking towards the washroom, i was confident i knew exactly where i was heading to do my business .
Unconsciously, i went into the washroom and noticed they renovated the washroom over the summer break. It didn't smell like urine, it was very clean, and it was empty - awesome. I also noticed there were no stalls, but only booths, what a weird change to the bathroom but regardless, it was nice. After i finished i noticed there was someone in the stall down a few aisles, oddly enough, i saw this person's shoe and noticed they were heels - I mean, what kind of guy wears heels...?
I am a 19 year old male, and i apologize for using the woman's bathroom.
P.s. I bolted out of the bathroom and hoped nobody noticed
  
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Women's bathrooms aren't clean
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In my experience, women's bathrooms are actually dirtier.
Not that I have any experience with women's bathrooms.
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On September 16 2011 04:08 .Aar wrote:
In my experience, women's bathrooms are actually dirtier.
Not that I have any experience with women's bathrooms.
I see what you did there.
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Cool story bro. You should cut your limbs off to redeem yourself. Walking into women's bathroom, such a disgrace;an apology to people completely not involved with the situation just not cut it.
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On September 16 2011 04:15 HornyHerring wrote:
Cool story bro. You should cut your limbs off to redeem yourself. Walking into women's bathroom, such a disgrace;an apology to people completely not involved with the situation just not cut it.
Sarcasm is very difficult to get through the magic of the internet.
Your not serious are you?
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I'm shocked. Women's bathrooms are usually quite disgusting.
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I've only been to women's washrooms a couple times (emergencies, dares, and once for filming in a drama class) and for the most part, they're cleaner than men's washrooms. However, this doesn't apply to those poorly maintained public ones in public parks, camping sites, and Chinese restaurants.
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One time I went in the washroom and saw a cute black girl fixing her eyebrows using the mirror. I immediately went outside....
+ Show Spoiler +... only to realize SHE was the one who went into the wrong washroom.
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Ive accidentally been in a womens bathroom a couple times a long time ago and both times there was a couch in there, whats the deal with that?
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Papua New Guinea1058 Posts
On September 16 2011 04:19 Darkdeath3 wrote:Show nested quote +On September 16 2011 04:15 HornyHerring wrote:
Cool story bro. You should cut your limbs off to redeem yourself. Walking into women's bathroom, such a disgrace;an apology to people completely not involved with the situation just not cut it. Sarcasm is very difficult to get through the magic of the internet. Your not serious are you?
Back at ya, bro.
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You always know something's wrong as a guy if you walk into the public bathroom and it's cleaner than imagined...
Of course, unless it's a high end mall or some good restaurant. Those are the only places with men's bathrooms that are actually clean enough to lick the floor. I actually saw a pretty damn good reflection of myself off the tiles. o_O
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On September 16 2011 04:15 HornyHerring wrote:
Cool story bro. You should cut your limbs off to redeem yourself. Walking into women's bathroom, such a disgrace;an apology to people completely not involved with the situation just not cut it.
Memes aren't allowed on TL.
It's clearly a light-hearted blog.
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i only did that when i was 7 
at least you didnt go to the girls locker room after pe or something ^^
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There is a certain university I know which has mixed bathrooms, rather charming actually. People tend to be very tidy and polite, it makes for a rather humane experience.
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Back in high school there was only one bathroom in the building i was in, and it was (when walking down the hall) to the left down the hallway, then another immediate left. So... If you walk quick enough, you only see "MAN" on "WOMAN." Save to say i walked in one a girl doing her hair. Oops.
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Same thing happened to me at my uni.
I have class in a particular building. There are restrooms for both sexes on both sides of the building. I had only used the bathrooms on one side. My class is on the opposite side. For some reason, the mens' and womens' bathrooms are switched on this side.
One day I had to go really bad right after class. So I make the 'usual left' that I would take to get to the mens room. It did not register in my head immediately that there were no urinals in this bathroom.
I am standing there, relieving myself, when I hear some low grunting noises coming from the adjacent stall. Manly noises. Then follows noises that you usually pretend not to hear.
Except its really violent, and wet. The dude is having diarrhea or something. Sounds like a water pump.
Then I look down at the shoes. Really smooth sexy legs, heels. Fuck.
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i go to a university that's not too big so the washrooms are kept relatively clean, both male and female. the one problem with the male washroom is that it just smells like urine.
it's good to know other people have done this as well (EDIT: i'm not the only one lol), luckily for me nobody saw me, but it was just so awkward.
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God I hate using the women's bathroom. They are inferior. They dont have that thingy where you can stand up and pee. I just dont get why they would put one in the men's bathroom and not the women's, i mean come on, civil rights leaders are rolling in their graves for this lack of equality. Women shouldnt get inferior facilities just for being women. That so sexist.
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On September 16 2011 04:52 Sufficiency wrote:One time I went in the washroom and saw a cute black girl fixing her eyebrows using the mirror. I immediately went outside.... + Show Spoiler +... only to realize SHE was the one who went into the wrong washroom.
You never know, he could have been in the right washroom.
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On September 16 2011 14:18 Ilikestarcraft wrote:Show nested quote +On September 16 2011 04:52 Sufficiency wrote:One time I went in the washroom and saw a cute black girl fixing her eyebrows using the mirror. I immediately went outside.... + Show Spoiler +... only to realize SHE was the one who went into the wrong washroom. You never know, he could have been in the right washroom.
Probably good that he left. You never know with one of these freaks. He may have just avoided some surprise buttsecks.
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On September 16 2011 14:05 SarR wrote:
God I hate using the women's bathroom. They are inferior. They dont have that thingy where you can stand up and pee. I just dont get why they would put one in the men's bathroom and not the women's, i mean come on, civil rights leaders are rolling in their graves for this lack of equality. Women shouldnt get inferior facilities just for being women. That so sexist.
This is terrible sarcasm, it's exactly something my little brother would say.
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