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SC2 Progamer Doping Scandal: Investigative Report

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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4014 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-09 22:42:31
August 09 2011 22:25 GMT
#1
In the last week or two, I’ve been assembling an exposé on substance abuse among professional SC2 players, and I think it’s time to publish the results of some of my research. Names have been disguised to protect my informants. All of the images in this thread were obtained by investigative snooping, they are all © their respective owners.


We tend only to see the glitz and glamour of the progaming scene. It’s hard to think that there’s anything but the shining surface of the GSL, MLG and DreamHack. It’s almost too easy to believe that progaming has become what it is today by being clean, always above the board and fair, but that would be a lie.

It’s all too easy to forget the seedy world of the underground SC2 tournaments, where players compete without shirts, their sponsors and team/gang insignia tattooed directly onto the white, near-translucent nerdflesh beneath.

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The telltale Stimpack insignia indicates that this was resold to a budding progamer during his underground trial by fire.


Minds addled by the stimulants, teeth dissolving in an energy-drink acid-bath, the almost-there play game after game against the never-will-be. They need something to give them an edge, just this once, just so I can make it. In the world of PC bang basements, grime, dust and frequent power cuts, there can be no drug testing. Players crunch down Adderall and Ritalin as though there were no tomorrow, skin peeled back from feverish, unblinking eyes, hands riffling across the keyboard.

Hearts hit 300BPM.
Hands hit 600APM.

Keyboards soak up the droplets of sweat and players burn out, but the best move on, they strive to become something more.

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Note the general femininity of the progamer pictures above [face deliberately cropped to conceal identity at progamer's request].


Of course, the problem is that these players go pro, they make it, and once they’re there, they have to compete. If it takes more than they are just to get there, they’re necessitated to look further, always quest for something new, something undetectable, anything that will give them the edge. No Matter the Cost.*

Picture the scene, a coach and a progamer hash out the details of a strategy, but it’s not quite within his reach. They play the game out over and over, but every time he fails, something goes wrong. His harassment doesn’t work out, or when it does his macro slips, his drone production isn’t where it should be. He’s got the gamesense but the multitasking is off. He can’t do it.


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Is this the increasingly feminine face of the modern game?



At the end of the day, tired and emotionally bankrupt, the two sit down to tea. The coach takes out a magazine, reads the words across the top of the page:
STUDIES SHOW WOMEN BETTER AT MULTI-TASKING

He reads it idly, but nothing comes of it, it’s a biological difference. He puts it aside, commiserates with his player, and the two go to bed. Hours later, in the dark and the heat, sweat soaking the pillow, the coach laughs in his sleep, a cold and a harsh laugh.

At exactly 0313, he wakes, bolt upright, and screams. He has found his answer. Estrogen exists naturally even in male bodies, it’d be difficult to screen for, and could augment his player’s multi-tasking. A plan begins to form.

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Is this what we are teaching our children to become? This androgynous master race? This liminal not-quite-one-or-the-otherness?


Now, I won’t say that this was one particular coach, but I will say this: Is it some huge coincidence that GSL players have started looking so, shall we say, gender indeterminate lately?

In that light, is SlayerS Eve to be seen as the final evolution of this thought scheme? There are three schools of thought behind the acquisition of SlayerS Eve:

1. SlayerS has cracked the current metametagame in its acquisition of a progamer who is, in point of fact actually a woman. Her multitasking will be second-to-none, her decisions beyond anything to be made by estrogen-augmented males.

2. Eve was once a male progamer, but has been conditioned by years of hormone therapy to so great an extent that she is as we see her now, outwardly female.


3. Perhaps scariest of all, it has been suggested that SlayerS may have taken on a female progamer specifically for her rich quantities of natural estrogen, not so that she might be a successful progamer, but that they might draw the hormone from her and utilise it in the construction of a progamer master race, neither male nor female, but with the advantages of both. They dwell in two worlds and are master of each.


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Does this season's progamer makeup go too far or not far enough?


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Seriously, not if you're at work
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Is this the future of the foreign SC2 scene? What unspeakable horrors have we wrought?


Eventually, there comes a time when we have to ask, “Do we expect too much?” Are we asking our progamers to be more than they can possibly be? To be more than [i]just men? Are we forcing them to cross boundaries so firmly defined that the greek gods themselves railed against transgressions?

Has it come to the stage where we demand that players become something more than human?

Are we asking our progamers to sacrifice themselves at the altar of esports? If so, the blood is on our hands.







* Fun Fact: No Matter the Cost is the name of the Terran music from BW


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Shana
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Indonesia1814 Posts
August 09 2011 22:28 GMT
#2
Awesome as usual :D

5/5
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TuElite
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2123 Posts
August 09 2011 22:37 GMT
#3
lol, good read.
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DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3717 Posts
August 09 2011 22:38 GMT
#4
Lol that was pretty funny
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Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
August 09 2011 22:39 GMT
#5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHITE RAAAAAA
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antilyon
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Brazil2546 Posts
August 09 2011 22:41 GMT
#6
haha, SirJolt never fails to deliver.
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
August 09 2011 22:43 GMT
#7
Oh god SirJolt you continue to go above and beyond.
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SigmaoctanusIV
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States3313 Posts
August 09 2011 22:44 GMT
#8
Ha that was pretty good, Though there is some serious issues brought up in this write up. Interesting to hear everyone's opinion on some of the ADD/ADHD drugs that are so easily obtainable.
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PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
August 09 2011 22:56 GMT
#9
I forgot about that whitera pic.5/5
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blahz0r
Profile Joined December 2010
3030 Posts
August 09 2011 22:58 GMT
#10
OMFG those spoiler pictures LOL!

Another great blog. 5/5.
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Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
August 09 2011 23:04 GMT
#11
Too feminine! Oh noes!! :D
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andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
August 09 2011 23:07 GMT
#12
hahahhahahahaaaaa
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Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
August 09 2011 23:07 GMT
#13
there is little doubt in my mind that korean progamers use steroids for recovery(most likely prescribed legally by a doctor) because it is simply impossible to play 8 hours a day at 300 apm not not destroy your carpal tunnel nerves.
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Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
August 09 2011 23:13 GMT
#14
On August 10 2011 08:07 Sfydjklm wrote:
there is little doubt in my mind that korean progamers use steroids for recovery(most likely prescribed legally by a doctor) because it is simply impossible to play 8 hours a day at 300 apm not not destroy your carpal tunnel nerves.


That's 144,000 actions per day! :O That actually is pretty intense :S

I arbitrarily wanted to know
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HuK
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1591 Posts
August 09 2011 23:31 GMT
#15
good read but in all seriousness i would 100% suport drug testing in esports
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Ojahh
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Ireland728 Posts
August 09 2011 23:43 GMT
#16
ProPost 5/5 standart SirJolt
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SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4014 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-09 23:44:35
August 09 2011 23:43 GMT
#17
On August 10 2011 08:31 Liquid`HuK wrote:
good read but in all seriousness i would 100% suport drug testing in esports


Out of curiosity, is there any reason that there isn't drug testing done?

Admittedly, I don't know what the costs would be, but it seems like it's something that would allay a lot of (genuine) concerns.
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Vulture174
Profile Joined February 2011
United States74 Posts
August 10 2011 01:57 GMT
#18
On August 10 2011 08:43 SirJolt wrote:
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On August 10 2011 08:31 Liquid`HuK wrote:
good read but in all seriousness i would 100% suport drug testing in esports


Out of curiosity, is there any reason that there isn't drug testing done?

Admittedly, I don't know what the costs would be, but it seems like it's something that would allay a lot of (genuine) concerns.


On that note would drugs even help people play better? I mean really, even with the need for good control and apm it is still mostly a mental game.... I guess there might be things out there to enhance focus.
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Gogleion
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States534 Posts
August 10 2011 04:26 GMT
#19
This blog pretty much made me explode into laughter. 5/5
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Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States593 Posts
August 10 2011 06:25 GMT
#20
sirjolt proposter, honestly.
SuperSaiyanNoob
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada29 Posts
August 10 2011 06:40 GMT
#21
Let's get the Liquid boys some NZT.
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