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Cockroaches...?

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obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
August 08 2011 03:09 GMT
#1
Ok, I'm a hardworking guy. I do my job, I study hard at school, I don't make much... but I make enough to buy my daily bread. + Show Spoiler +
(all lies)


I live in a pretty crappy place, but I have the room to myself, and it's nice. Not too hot, or humid. Close to school (where I spend most of my time)... so imagine my suprise when I came home today and found out that I'd been ROBBED.

+ Show Spoiler [clicky_if_you_dare] +

[image loading]
I could probably still save a bit of it...

Nah better not try.

What the fuck took a bite out of my bread? I mean mice are too small, as are rats. Centipedes and bats are carnivorous. What the fuck tore through my bread and took a huge ass bite from it? Is there anything under my bed? brb. Nope.

Ah it must be the cockroaches. Most rats are too afraid to enter my house for fear of the roaches.



+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]
How the hell did it even get up there?


[image loading]
What the? How.. but this...? How does this even make any sense????!!!

Ok there's a small crack to my room, but it's not really big enough for rats or mice to get through. I'm pretty sure I'm not taking midnight sleepwalking snacks so I don't know what the fuck did this. blegh... I think it ate part of another bag too, that one had a puny hole and I already ate the slice of bread in it thinking the bag was manufactured improperly.


What the FUCK? I have to sleep here tonight man!

I'm throwing this shit out and calling my residence office for some cockroach poison.

**
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Ganfei2
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
473 Posts
August 08 2011 03:11 GMT
#2
lol that's not cockroaches

deerpark87
Profile Joined January 2011
760 Posts
August 08 2011 03:15 GMT
#3
that is the work of rats.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
August 08 2011 03:19 GMT
#4
Must be a rat with a masters in professional trolling.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
August 08 2011 03:25 GMT
#5
I can't even see the bread properly ):
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
VTArlock
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1763 Posts
August 08 2011 03:25 GMT
#6
On August 08 2011 12:19 Disregard wrote:
Must be a rat with a masters in professional trolling.

Or a rat thats good at parkour, zingggggg
Why?
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-08 03:28:01
August 08 2011 03:27 GMT
#7
On August 08 2011 12:19 Disregard wrote:
Must be a rat with a masters in professional trolling.

[image loading]
I can just see him making his little troll face


God, anyways, not checking for rabies. I haven't gotten bitten afaik.
Also note, I didn't even touch the bag.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
ClysmiC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2192 Posts
August 08 2011 03:31 GMT
#8
there's a small crack to my room, but it's not really big enough for rats or mice to get through.


Mice can fit through ANYTHING.
LaSt)ChAnCe
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States2179 Posts
August 08 2011 03:36 GMT
#9
mice/rats, no doubt in the slightest
IefNaij
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada291 Posts
August 08 2011 03:47 GMT
#10
Cockroaches don't eat that much.. you'd need a swarm of them to eat all of that lol
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
August 08 2011 04:29 GMT
#11
On August 08 2011 12:31 ClysmiC wrote:
Show nested quote +
there's a small crack to my room, but it's not really big enough for rats or mice to get through.


Mice can fit through ANYTHING.

Seriously they can. I've seen a mouse acrobatically jump into our dryer's exhaust exit-pipe outside (it has shutters on it like a window blind). I was like "wtf" when I saw it happen- also, the bastard died and stank up the laundry room for a week, but that is another story. The main point of this post is to reinforce what has been quoted.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
Molybdenum
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States358 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-08 04:40:35
August 08 2011 04:38 GMT
#12
Probably mice... looks like too much damage at once for roaches. My roommate and I had some in our apartment last october. We never saw what they ate, but we sometimes saw one scurry when we walked into a room and turn on a light. Get some mouse traps that look like this:
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Shamelessly borrowed from nbjianer.en.alibaba.com it seems

because these trip much more easily than the 'classic' mouse trap, small mice won't set those off. Put some peanut butter in the little dish as bait and set them toward a wall (mice run alongside walls). Should work pretty well, that's how we got rid of ours.

gl hf

edit to change pic
BrogMaN
Profile Joined April 2010
United States108 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-08 08:55:31
August 08 2011 04:56 GMT
#13
Ya +1 to the rodent hypothesis. Rat/mice don't have clavicles(collar bones) and can compress themselves through small spaces a lot smaller than you would think.

Also I have a colony of about 1000 roaches right now. Mine are a lot bigger than the Oriental and American roaches you would find around your house and it would take a fair amount of mine to eat that much bread. They wouldn't make the hole that big either, just large enough for them to get in.

(EDIT: spelling)
Madness is a sane reaction to an insane world.
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
August 08 2011 05:13 GMT
#14
On August 08 2011 13:56 BrogMaN wrote:
Ya +1 to the rodent hypothesis. Rat/mice don't have clavicles(collar bones) and can compress themselves through small spaces a lot smaller than you would think.

Also I have a colony of about 1000 roaches right now. Mine are a lot bigger than the Oriental and American roaches you would find around your house and it would take a fair amount of mine to eat that much bread. They wouldn't make the whole that big either, just large enough for them to get in.

Really? Your roaches are bigger than rats too?

I know it's mice. I'll seal off the crack.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
geekchiC
Profile Joined August 2011
United States5 Posts
August 08 2011 06:03 GMT
#15
rats do fit your description.,They should be called rats rather that cockroaches.,haha
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
August 08 2011 08:06 GMT
#16
I was gonna say it's probably rats but now too many people are saying that so I changed my mind, it's definitely cockroaches.


Speaking of mice my cat brought a mouse in the house and let it go and now I have a mouse hanging out in my room where I sleep, it will probably wake me up doing it's mice things in the middle of the night. I hope it doesn't eat my magic cards.
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