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shawster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada2485 Posts
August 07 2011 08:55 GMT
#21
On August 07 2011 17:01 Demidyne wrote:
So one summer, awful awful summer, I got a temp job to help make some video game money and I was an inventory guy. Realize next time you walk into a grocery store, target, best buy, or god forbit a walmart... that they bring in 16-20 people every so often to inventory.. IE to count by hand every single fucking object in that store... consider that.

So anyway it was an awful job but paid decently enough, and for some reason my creepy old boss always put me on womens lingerie.. keeping in mind that I was a 19 year old guy..

and so all summer I would travel around the region and usually end up counting womens underwear.. but thats not the worst part, i swear to god that at every single store, hundreds of miles apart, this same toothy old man would come up to me when I had my hand and face in a stack of panties and say with a grungy laugh "having fun son?"..

Now of course I know it wasnt actually the same old guy, but the fact that it happened without fail every time really began to creep my out. so one day when I got my assignment I asked my boss for a change he just said "No I really like you in women's underwear" and then turned and walked away.

fffff


lmfao that should be the topic of the blog that sounds fucking hilarious. of course i wasn't the one getting laughed at by creepy old men haha
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
August 07 2011 15:41 GMT
#22
I just read the first page of comments and...you guys are demented lol.
Logginurkeyz
Profile Joined September 2010
United States375 Posts
August 07 2011 16:02 GMT
#23
I think Demidyne's post is hysterical!
I used to do S&R at a grocery store (Albertsons) and it just so happened that whenever I was in the section of the store with womanish things, there would be at least one hideous creature asking me if there were any more of a very specific item in the back- as if a different brand made a difference...
Dudes ask, 'hey man, I need some crayons for my kid- where are they?'
Women ask, 'hello there, young lad! I would like a 32 color pastel Rose Art box of crayons with the sharpener on it!'
Jemag... Jemag... you're like an alcoholic telling me why you drink... you have your reasons, but it's still bad... <3 iNcontroL
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
August 07 2011 18:05 GMT
#24
lololol at Demidyne~

Whole got trumped ):

Whole: I would have been sarcastic to the guy, good for you for holding your tongue :x
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-07 18:11:48
August 07 2011 18:09 GMT
#25
Are you sure locking your bathroom door is a great idea?

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=213348
"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25991 Posts
August 07 2011 18:19 GMT
#26
That doesn't sound awkward at all. It sounds like a man trying to have a friendly conversation and you making it awkward.
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obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
August 07 2011 18:53 GMT
#27
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I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
August 07 2011 19:04 GMT
#28
Damn kids are so socially awkward these days.
If you have to ask, you don't know.
Whole
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States6046 Posts
August 07 2011 19:28 GMT
#29
On August 08 2011 03:05 Torte de Lini wrote:
Whole: I would have been sarcastic to the guy, good for you for holding your tongue :x

I wouldn't think that'd be the best course of action considering I'd then be trapped with an angry old man in a bathroom that physically could not fit more than 4 people in it.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
August 07 2011 19:58 GMT
#30
On August 08 2011 04:28 Whole wrote:
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On August 08 2011 03:05 Torte de Lini wrote:
Whole: I would have been sarcastic to the guy, good for you for holding your tongue :x

I wouldn't think that'd be the best course of action considering I'd then be trapped with an angry old man in a bathroom that physically could not fit more than 4 people in it.

I would've called him old :p. Also, I'm not demented it's just what I thought of. Reason: I own dogs and have heard of many stories of people miss treating dogs. This includes rape...
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
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