AC/DC Plays Starcraft 2

Big Balls

I'm a real good grand master Protoss player,
A gift to any tournament affair
I always max production
My army's never small
The LR threads all say I make
The biggest balls of all!

Chorus
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
Such big death balls
And they're big laser balls
And there's Zerg big balls
And Terran 'rine balls
But 'Toss has the biggest balls of them all.

And my balls bounce between bases
The penetration's huge
And all opponents come and die again
If you signed up for the tourney
I'll take away your breath
The casters all agree I make
Great big balls of death!

(Chorus)

Some balls are made for playing sports
And some are held for sex dancing!
But when they're made by gamers
That's the balls that I like best
My balls bounce between bases
At 8 o'clock and 10
...But still it's true that my big balls
Won't get me laid tonight.

(Chorus)

(Sing with Chorus)
And I'm just itching to show you my macro
We'll have such wonderful games
Stalkers, zealots, colloxen, void rays... (fade out repeat: 아놔 씨발)