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Dagobert
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Netherlands1858 Posts
August 01 2011 04:00 GMT
#1
Use proper grammar!

1) Ignorance: I am so sick of Bitter/Husky/Wheat saying "I don't know that" when they should be saying "I don't know if".

2) Past perfect: "If Ganzi did this had done this he would have been able to win the game."

3) Efficiency: If BoxeR uses 100 workers to kill 1 marauder, his attack can be considered effective. If BoxeR uses 1 worker to kill 1 tank, that attack can be considered fairly cost-efficient. There is no such thing as 'cost-effectiveness'.

4) Hold it!: If a player successfully defends, he holds (the fort, so to speak); he does not hold down anything.

5) Racism: There is no way for zerglings to do anything "as ____ as humanly possible".

Props to MrBitter though; I really enjoyed his casting. All in all, he performed admirably.

In fact, the entire MLG event was very entertaining. *clap clap clap*

**
Rorra
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia1066 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-01 04:18:52
August 01 2011 04:09 GMT
#2
lol @ no 5 "Racism"
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-01 04:15:06
August 01 2011 04:14 GMT
#3
Hmm I thought you were serious until #5. Even so, one can never know, you know?
P.S. http://www.google.ca/search?source=ig&q=define:cost-effective
P.P.S
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
August 01 2011 04:15 GMT
#4
cost effectiveness is a real term and you are hurting ESPORTS
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
DyEnasTy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3714 Posts
August 01 2011 04:17 GMT
#5
Im sorry. #5 has me ROFL'ing atm.
Much better to die an awesome Terran than to live as a magic wielding fairy or a mindless sac of biological goop. -Manifesto7
ggrrg
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Bulgaria2716 Posts
August 01 2011 04:24 GMT
#6
I didn't notice 1), 3) and 4) being said even once. lol @ 5)
2) is kind of true though...
cz
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3249 Posts
August 01 2011 04:46 GMT
#7
On August 01 2011 13:15 sob3k wrote:
cost effectiveness is a real term and you are hurting ESPORTS


lol im starting to enjoy this hurting esports meme
Saechiis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands4989 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-01 05:00:02
August 01 2011 04:59 GMT
#8
On August 01 2011 13:46 cz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 01 2011 13:15 sob3k wrote:
cost effectiveness is a real term and you are hurting ESPORTS


lol im starting to enjoy this hurting esports meme


It's spelled ESPORTS, stop hurting it.
I think esports is pretty nice.
Thrill
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
2599 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-01 05:07:11
August 01 2011 05:03 GMT
#9
Damn, if you're peeved by that stuff, your own country that invented the whole "better as ____ ... better than ____" must drive you crazy!

Edit: apparently Germans do it too (taken from zatic's most recent blog): "You have to pass a test on gun safety and proficiency, which takes more time and lessons as getting your driver's license, but not by a lot."
lolsixtynine
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States600 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-01 06:09:20
August 01 2011 06:09 GMT
#10
On August 01 2011 13:00 Dagobert wrote:
Use proper grammar!

1) Ignorance: I am so sick of Bitter/Husky/Wheat saying "I don't know that" when they should be saying "I don't know if".

2) Past perfect: "If Ganzi did this had done this he would have been able to win the game."

3) Efficiency: If BoxeR uses 100 workers to kill 1 marauder, his attack can be considered effective. If BoxeR uses 1 worker to kill 1 tank, that attack can be considered fairly cost-efficient. There is no such thing as 'cost-effectiveness'.

4) Hold it!: If a player successfully defends, he holds (the fort, so to speak); he does not hold down anything.

5) Racism: There is no way for zerglings to do anything "as ____ as humanly possible".

Props to MrBitter though; I really enjoyed his casting. All in all, he performed admirably.

In fact, the entire MLG event was very entertaining. *clap clap clap*


I don't know that you're holding down ESPORTS with a post like this, but if you made a post that didn't add the joke about racism, it might have been more cost-effective.
Deja Thoris
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa646 Posts
August 01 2011 07:41 GMT
#11
I don't know that I can take this seriously!

And... you put my grammar knowledge to shame.
Deleted User 101379
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
4849 Posts
August 01 2011 09:43 GMT
#12
Well, casting is quite hard, you don't have time to think about every sentence before you speak it, so i don't care about occasional slips :p

Still, how should #5 look:
- as ____ as zerglingly possible
- as ____ as zergingly possible
- as ____ as zergly possible
?
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
August 01 2011 11:04 GMT
#13
On August 01 2011 13:00 Dagobert wrote:
1) Ignorance: I am so sick of Bitter/Husky/Wheat saying "I don't know that" when they should be saying "I don't know if whether".


u_u
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15359 Posts
August 01 2011 13:08 GMT
#14
On August 01 2011 14:03 Thrill wrote:
Damn, if you're peeved by that stuff, your own country that invented the whole "better as ____ ... better than ____" must drive you crazy!

Edit: apparently Germans do it too (taken from zatic's most recent blog): "You have to pass a test on gun safety and proficiency, which takes more time and lessons as getting your driver's license, but not by a lot."

I never learned grammar... Most of my English comes from watching X-Files as a kid...

But yeah I should know better.
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beberly
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States117 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-01 13:17:28
August 01 2011 13:14 GMT
#15
Actually, a zergling can run as fast as humanly possible. If the fastest human alive can run at 25 mph, that would be "as fast as humanly possible." If the zergling is running at 25 mph, it is running "as fast as humanly possible." The zergling is not a human running as fast as possible, it is a zergling running as fast as a human is capable of running.

EDIT: basically, the "as _______ as humanly possible" phrase only relates the action to the limits of human possibility. It doesn't say anything about the race (or species, or whatever) of the entity performing the action.
Dagobert
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Netherlands1858 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-01 14:24:08
August 01 2011 14:16 GMT
#16
On August 01 2011 20:04 Pholon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 01 2011 13:00 Dagobert wrote:
1) Ignorance: I am so sick of Bitter/Husky/Wheat saying "I don't know that" when they should be saying "I don't know if whether".


u_u


Incorrect. Both denote uncertainty, but 'whether' is used whenever there are multiple options (including the binary case) in a 'whether...,or...' construction. 'If' is only used in similar constructions whenever the referent is binary (TRUE/FALSE); additionally, only 'if' can be used whenever it denotes a conditional expression. There are some additional restrictions applying to the case where only 'whether' is applicable, but none of these are relevant in this case.

A) I don't know whether/if you can handle this. (Both are correct.)
B) I also don't know whether/if I should laugh, cry, have a snack or just bitchslap you. (Only 'whether' is correct.)
C) Of course you can't know the difference if/whether all you can go by is intuition. (Only if is correct.)

On August 01 2011 18:43 Morfildur wrote:
Well, casting is quite hard, you don't have time to think about every sentence before you speak it, so i don't care about occasional slips :p

Still, how should #5 look:
- as ____ as zerglingly possible
- as ____ as zergingly possible
- as ____ as zergly possible
?

That's a very good question. If you are not sure how to properly construct such a neologism, you could
a) change the subject: "He used the zerglings as efficiently as humanly possible!"
b) dop the "as ___" altogether: "The zerglings dealt as much damage as possible,... !"
lolsixtynine
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States600 Posts
August 02 2011 16:11 GMT
#17
On August 01 2011 23:16 Dagobert wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 01 2011 20:04 Pholon wrote:
On August 01 2011 13:00 Dagobert wrote:
1) Ignorance: I am so sick of Bitter/Husky/Wheat saying "I don't know that" when they should be saying "I don't know if whether".


u_u


Incorrect. Both denote uncertainty, but 'whether' is used whenever there are multiple options (including the binary case) in a 'whether...,or...' construction. 'If' is only used in similar constructions whenever the referent is binary (TRUE/FALSE); additionally, only 'if' can be used whenever it denotes a conditional expression. There are some additional restrictions applying to the case where only 'whether' is applicable, but none of these are relevant in this case.

...so he's not incorrect.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25991 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-08-02 16:47:49
August 02 2011 16:46 GMT
#18
I feel like this is #100 on the list of worries...

Edit: It's like opening a thread "Please casters, stop buttoning your bottom jacket button!"
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