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I would have sex with this car.

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Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-23 17:28:09
July 23 2011 17:26 GMT
#1
I was walkin' down to the local bagel shop about an hour ago for a massive hard-shelled pastry breakfast. I think my record for most bagels eaten in one sitting was 5 (because I'm a fucking pig), and I was hungry enough to beat that record.

But my appetite was eradicated once I saw this beauty parked outside of the bagel place.

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Notice the phrase "Bitchin'" on the vehicle. An accurate description, I do believe.

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The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24802 Posts
July 23 2011 17:29 GMT
#2
5 bagels? That's probably a lot more gross than you realize.

Car is sick but not my type personally.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
July 23 2011 17:29 GMT
#3
On July 24 2011 02:29 micronesia wrote:
5 bagels? That's probably a lot more gross than you realize.

Car is sick but not my type personally.

I had not eaten for two days. I have no regrets.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Rainmaker5
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1027 Posts
July 23 2011 17:38 GMT
#4
On July 24 2011 02:29 Aeres wrote:
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On July 24 2011 02:29 micronesia wrote:
5 bagels? That's probably a lot more gross than you realize.

Car is sick but not my type personally.

I had not eaten for two days. I have no regrets.

Wait, ILOVEKITTENS is white?
(-_(-_(-_(^_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-) CJ Fighting! "Beer -> soju -> whisky is a terrible build"~~ Scrarecrow.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
July 23 2011 17:38 GMT
#5
On July 24 2011 02:38 Rainmaker5 wrote:
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On July 24 2011 02:29 Aeres wrote:
On July 24 2011 02:29 micronesia wrote:
5 bagels? That's probably a lot more gross than you realize.

Car is sick but not my type personally.

I had not eaten for two days. I have no regrets.

Wait, ILOVEKITTENS is white?

So I'm told.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 23 2011 17:50 GMT
#6
Caucasian yes.

My father used to buy me Pizza bagels from Bagel World in Jersey back when I had Karate Lessons.
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DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
July 23 2011 17:54 GMT
#7
I like that the ILOVEKITTENS statement is more prevalent than the car itself... haha.

It is pretty sick though.
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Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 23 2011 17:55 GMT
#8
I'm not a fan of the car, it looks kinda tacky despite the awesome shape.

Give me a 60s or 70s car kthx!
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Kaal
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Djibouti2570 Posts
July 23 2011 18:05 GMT
#9
On July 24 2011 02:55 Torte de Lini wrote:
I'm not a fan of the car, it looks kinda tacky despite the awesome shape.

Give me a 60s or 70s car kthx!


You do realize that the street rod is a 60s and 70s fashion right?
Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
July 23 2011 18:18 GMT
#10
it has a tailpipe right?

go ahead then no one's stopping you.
I drop suckas like Plinko
Xiron
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany1233 Posts
July 23 2011 18:32 GMT
#11
I would have sex IN this car.
"The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way. " - Charlie Chaplin
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
July 23 2011 18:33 GMT
#12
On July 24 2011 03:32 Xiron wrote:
I would have sex IN this car.

I would not argue with that sentiment.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 23 2011 18:33 GMT
#13
I would have sex.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
July 23 2011 18:36 GMT
#14
On July 24 2011 03:33 Torte de Lini wrote:
I would have sex.

No you wouldn't.

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The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 23 2011 18:40 GMT
#15
I'll just thrust forward until I hit something.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
downmaster
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada116 Posts
July 23 2011 18:46 GMT
#16
I personally don't like when people ruin the car by changing the style of it. The interior just isn't for me. Give me a stock 1932 Lincoln Victoria or a 1939 Packard sedan and I'm good.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
July 23 2011 19:22 GMT
#17
On July 24 2011 02:29 micronesia wrote:
5 bagels? That's probably a lot more gross than you realize.

Car is sick but not my type personally.


They could have been Lender's bagels. that's not that much
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
July 23 2011 19:25 GMT
#18
On July 24 2011 04:22 BlackJack wrote:
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On July 24 2011 02:29 micronesia wrote:
5 bagels? That's probably a lot more gross than you realize.

Car is sick but not my type personally.


They could have been Lender's bagels. that's not that much

In my defense, the "sitting" in question was an hour long.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
August 04 2011 22:03 GMT
#19
I have, in a magical haze of pot smoke and teenagocity, made entire 6 packs of bagels disappear along with a quart of cream cheese. Or regular cheese. Or Tabasco sauce. Whatever. Bagels are the fucking greatest thing the Jews have ever popularized. Jesus is second. And I mean a distant second.


Nice car but I'm more of a sportbike kind of guy. I am jealous about their ability to vibrate though. That'd be a neat trick.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
August 04 2011 22:05 GMT
#20
Teenagocity. I might steal that word.

I also question the reasoning behind your desire for vibrating vehicles. >_>
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32159 Posts
August 04 2011 22:25 GMT
#21
Car is 100% worth it for the bitchin' decal alone

I want a ridiculous car so bad =[

also, if you're having bagels somewhere other than nj/ny, you might as well be eating stale poop. Our nasty water is the magic ingredient
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dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
August 04 2011 23:08 GMT
#22
What a round... trunk.
:3
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