Hello. I've been thinking seriously for a few years about getting into the world of escorts (as a consumer). I've done a little bit of reading about GFE and PSE stuff, and I've browsed a few local websites. I have a few comments and a few questions. First off, wow. Either they have photoshopped the shit out of these girls, or they are genuinely 10/10 bombshells. Well, obviously, some of them, anyway. (The expensive ones).
I hope mods won't lock this. Escorts are technically legal, and they didn't lock the high thread either :p
1. GFE- I don't quite understand this. Assuming GFE is going to include regular, old, vanilla sex, why does she want to be taken out for a date? I've read several places stating "she will expect you to buy her dinner". If I was an escort, I'd want to just get my money and go, which means skipping all the fluff and getting right to it. Not that I'm opposed to taking her out for dinner.
2. PSE - I read that some girls will do unprotected sex. Is there some sort of mutual arrangement of std testing or whatever that one typically goes through for this, or are people really that irresponsible?
3. Has anyone had any experience with escorts or prostitutes? Can you please share your experience?
I ask that the moral debate be left out of this thread. This thread is for sharing experiences and asking questions only.
I beg for forgiveness for not contributing to the thread, but I think that this is a personal matter and as such more suited to the blog section of the site instead of the general forum. If you're lucky a mod will move it for you, otherwise it might get closed. :/
As far as paying for sex goes, I've never done it. The women at the strip clubs I frequent however will do anything for 200 bucks.
Depending on what kind of evening you wanted, a strip club wouldn't be that bad of an idea. Not to mention you get to examine the girls before you are stuck with them for the night.
I think escorts are very important for protecting units like battleships or brood lords or carriers. Try units that counter the units that counter them.
Why do you want a prostitute though?
Edit: Just read some of the responses...are Tlers really that bad with the ladies? Come on guys let's use our starcraft knowledge to impress them!
Mod may feel free to wipe this post if there is too much "information".
1. GFE - It usually just means regular, old, vanilla sex. Those that ask to be taken out on a date and buy dinner are more high class stuff, which I haven't tried.
2. PSE - Does not imply unprotected. Unprotected sex term in online discussion is bareback. Most don't do it and will shut the phone on you if you suggest it. You have to find out from thread reports which ones do, and even if they do, you should stay away, since other people have did it already to find out she does bareback. Its more about them willing to do stuff that are well, things you see in porno(not implying bareback).
3. You really should visit forums related to well, escorts, to find more about experiences. There are online boards that review/discuss escorts, better known as service providers(SP). It shouldn't be hard to find these forums through google so I'll leave it at that for you to find out.
I don't even get this thread. Why can't u just call them rather than spread this stuff around? If i wanted to know the price and specifications of a TV, I go to the dam electronic store and ask about it.
Obviously you're either ashamed, want to cause a controversy with your "legal prostitution" or just trying to show off with your questions because if you really wanted to know, you'd pick a phone up and ask. Better yet just go to them.
Why don't you get dignity and self-respect instead? You can see this as an insult if you want, but you should take it as a wake up call because you're sinking low...
You asked that moral questions should be left out, so don't answer if you don't want to.
Don't you feel that paying for a sexual relation takes a part of the pleasure of having intercourse away? Without going all melodramatic when you know the girl is aroused and wants you it's much better no?
I ask this in a non-judging manner, I'm merely curious since I don't understand how you could enjoy sex if you give something in exchange for it. I apologize if any offence is taken, and I hope you find what you are looking for.
Anyway, having a gf is one thing, having new and exciting sex is another. I'd say go for it, but get to know the girl first if you can, for example: like what Tisp suggested. Sex isn't as good if it's just a random girl you never met. The more time you have checking her out/getting to know her before sex, that much better it will be. That's my personal experience.
considering C and P are far away on the keyboard, I figured he was lookin for repair info for a Ford Escort or somethin like that... On topic, I always thought of escorts as chicks you pay to go out in public with you as arm candy, not sex- but I suppose I was incorrect in that... If you just wanna pay for sex with a classy lady, those escort services sound like what you are lookin for- else just go to some shady massage parlor and get the happy ending...
On July 18 2011 03:26 freddievercetti wrote: Mod may feel free to wipe this post if there is too much "information".
1. GFE - It usually just means regular, old, vanilla sex. Those that ask to be taken out on a date and buy dinner are more high class stuff, which I haven't tried.
2. PSE - Does not imply unprotected. Unprotected sex term in online discussion is bareback. Most don't do it and will shut the phone on you if you suggest it. You have to find out from thread reports which ones do, and even if they do, you should stay away, since other people have did it already to find out she does bareback. Its more about them willing to do stuff that are well, things you see in porno(not implying bareback).
3. You really should visit forums related to well, escorts, to find more about experiences. There are online boards that review/discuss escorts, better known as service providers(SP). It shouldn't be hard to find these forums through google so I'll leave it at that for you to find out.
Thanks for the info. And thx for not being all lame and "blah blah anyone can get a gf, omg why would you". If i wanted peoples opinions on that it would have been a question in the op.
On July 18 2011 03:30 sekritzzz wrote: I don't even get this thread. Why can't u just call them rather than spread this stuff around? If i wanted to know the price and specifications of a TV, I go to the dam electronic store and ask about it.
Obviously you're either ashamed, want to cause a controversy with your "legal prostitution" or just trying to show off with your questions because if you really wanted to know, you'd pick a phone up and ask. Better yet just go to them.
Actually, a lot of places, Escort services are only "legal" because they aren't being paid for sex technically, and as such, if you call to ask certain questions, they're obliged to hang up on you.
Kind of like how some places have certain laws about strippers having a certain amount of clothing if alcohol is served, pasties or latex paint, there's technicalities that have to be observed.
Escorts are NOT being paid for sex, they're being paid for another service, and oh look, two adults just happened to decide to have consensual sex after a business transaction.
That said, I only know this from my time in the Army, there were guys who did go to those lengths, so I can't give specific advice. If it's going to be utterly impersonal, porn is a hell of a lot cheaper in my book.
Aren't escorts even allowed to decline sex if they don't like you as they are hired only to accompany you somewhere? At least that was my understanding, though i don't have any experience with such things and might be totally wrong.
Also... if you want sex that desperatly, why not go directly to a prostitute? It seems to be the only thing you care about in your OP, so why bother with escorts?
Why bother in the first place unless you're a very nervous virgin who is over 18? Or hire an escort and tell her to teach you to help you pick up women ><
Sorry I used to have a friend that was a call girl and they are creepy people. Too much baggage for me to comment on that one.
I don't know about other countries, but in Canada, escorts are a general term for those that do incalls or outcalls that do not advertise by strutting down in the street. Those that do are prostitutes. Prostitution I believe is strictly illegal, and so is the act of soliciting it. You never know if the prostitute that waiting on the street is a police bait.
It is illegal to own or be part of a bawdy house (a place where prostitution happens), so most massage parlours that offer happy endings strictly do not offer full service (a term implying sex). So long as there is not contact between the sexual organs, anything goes, which is why erotic massage parlours can exist legally in Canada. You can look them up easily on google.
Those that offer full service in condos/houses are called escorts(incall), while those that will travel to your condo/house are outcalls. Some do both. But because they advertise through the internet, its often hard to tell if the pictures are real or not, and sometimes you might have even seen it before on another advertisement for another service provider. Hence the need for online boards that are suited for these types of discussion where people (often very rich and bored, but require anonymity) discuss which escorts were good, bad, fake pictures, bait &switch(happens alot with some Asian ads). These services are legal so long as everything happens behind closed doors, as everything that happens is between you and her, and if everything is consensual, its a gray area.
On July 18 2011 18:21 Probe1 wrote: Why bother in the first place unless you're a very nervous virgin who is over 18? Or hire an escort and tell her to teach you to help you pick up women ><
Sorry I used to have a friend that was a call girl and they are creepy people. Too much baggage for me to comment on that one.
Look, I can insult your choices too: why would you need a girlfriend unless you were a castrated, emotional cripple who double-talks himself into believing dating is anything more than an exchange of cash for sex?
Seriously, try thinking a little more objectively. Not everyone has to want the same things you do.
I was hoping for some people with personal experience who could tell me their experience, good/bad or otherwise. I guess I can check the forums for specific details on specific escorts, but I'm more interested in hearing about the experience/scene in general.
ToxNub, I can tell you feel very defensive about this and were only looking for experiences. I must warn you, although I will be posting only my experience, it may put you on the defensive given its negative nature and ominous foreshadowing. This will be very long-winded, I hope you don't mind.
**Note: I am personally against the words 'escort' and 'prostitute' and will use neither in my story, I think that they are unnecessary and the labels are demeaning in nature. I think 'companion' and the like are more appropriate.
Let's start from the beginning. It all started in a small, quiet town by the shore. One day I woke up in front of my SNES and I felt like doing something new, something different - sitting and playing videogames all day wasn't going to cut it today. My first idea was to get myself a companion. I went on my PC to look for relevant information, but like you, I came up nearly empty-handed. Although, I did find a way to improve my companion's health ^^; I'll tell you more about that later. As I walked out, I started to feel like it was my destiny to find a companion today - the TV was playing a movie which had a few boys walking down the railroad tracks, and my mom said "All boys need to leave home someday." Keep in mind I was very young at the time, had never had a girlfriend, and had almost never been outside of my little backwoods town. I knew that I wouldn't find any companions here, so I ventured bravely on the road to the nearest REAL city.
I took a few steps down the road at the edge of our town, and I heard my best friend's grandfather yelling after me. He had been very close to me for a very long time, and so he always looked out for me. I felt comfortable telling him what I was set on doing - after all, I could use any advice I could get, and a lonely old-timer such as himself probably knew a lot about companions anyway. As he approached me, I asked him about finding myself a companion and he warned me that it was very dangerous to just go out on the streets to look for them. Just as he said that, we saw an extremely cute companion on just a few steps away from the town gates. Unbeknown to me, my friend's grandfather was actually a true baller - he seemed VERY experienced with companions. He easily picked her up, and we walked back to his mansion in our town (seriously, the place is HUGE, so much bigger than every house in our town). This is when I started to piece things together... I asked him cautiously if he was a pimp or a gangster of sorts. "It's nothing like that," he said, "I just have a huge database of companions on my computer, and so I am well-known among them and their customers." Maybe there was something more to this old professor than met the eye...
As we got into the house. I saw my friend there. I couldn't believe it at first... Is my friend's grandfather really going to talk to his grandson with a companion right in their company? To my further surprise, THERE WAS ALREADY ANOTHER COMPANION IN THE BUILDING. Although, maybe it is only due to my naivete that I didn't expect a rich, old, mansion-owning dude to have them available 24/7. Either way, I was shell-shocked. The next events kind of unfolded as a blur - I was told to go up to the companion already there, I walked towards her in a daze, my friend ran past me with an erection pitching a tent in his pants, pushed me out of the way, and so I walked towards the companion we found on the way. She was still very cute, but wasn't very personable. Gramps told me that with the higher-class companions, you have to show a lot of attention and care to them, because they have high standards and will not cooperate with you if you do not meet their demands. This was a revolutionary concept, because I thought that they were like slaves - you pay money for them, and tell them what to do, right? WRONG. So, so very wrong.
After talking a bunch of shit about my companion, my friend almost got into a fight with me, but I had more pressing matters to attend to. As I walked outside I realized that I couldn't just go back to my house with my companion and hope that my mom doesn't suspect anything. So, it turned out we had to go to the city anyways. As we walked towards the city, I was surprised to see how many companions would come up to us and try to persuade us to stop. Almost always they managed to stop us, but we would fight them off and forge on ahead. All of them were frankly much uglier than the companion I was already walking with, and I figured the only reason she was hanging so close to our town's gates is because she doesn't associate with these lower-class companions.
This has become far too long, so I will just cut to the chase. Although this story describes just the beginning of my development as a sort of master of companions (eventually you learn how to develop your relationship with each one, improve their performance based on your tastes, expand your own black book of information about each one, etc.), I had already gotten this mentality about companions that I just want more, no, I want ALL of them. Why would I ever just stick to one when I can have them all? The road that this led me down was perilous. I fought, I ran, I cried, perhaps too many times than I am willing to admit. But in the end, my mentality stayed the same:
Escorts were originally created for businessmen to attend social events with someone. That's why they are called escorts. Afterwards sex was just a bonus.
If you are either rich or really lonely, don't pay for a escort or a prostitute. It's a waste of money.
On July 20 2011 02:25 Otolia wrote: Escorts were originally created for businessmen to attend social events with someone. That's why they are called escorts. Afterwards sex was just a bonus.
If you are either rich or really lonely, don't pay for a escort or a prostitute. It's a waste of money.
Neither rich (though a long way from poor), nor lonely. Mostly horny, and lacking the patience to deal with gf bullshit.
On July 20 2011 01:12 ILOVEKITTENS wrote: ToxNub, I can tell you feel very defensive about this and were only looking for experiences. I must warn you, although I will be posting only my experience, it may put you on the defensive given its negative nature and ominous foreshadowing. This will be very long-winded, I hope you don't mind.
**Note: I am personally against the words 'escort' and 'prostitute' and will use neither in my story, I think that they are unnecessary and the labels are demeaning in nature. I think 'companion' and the like are more appropriate.
Let's start from the beginning. It all started in a small, quiet town by the shore. One day I woke up in front of my SNES and I felt like doing something new, something different - sitting and playing videogames all day wasn't going to cut it today. My first idea was to get myself a companion. I went on my PC to look for relevant information, but like you, I came up nearly empty-handed. Although, I did find a way to improve my companion's health ^^; I'll tell you more about that later. As I walked out, I started to feel like it was my destiny to find a companion today - the TV was playing a movie which had a few boys walking down the railroad tracks, and my mom said "All boys need to leave home someday." Keep in mind I was very young at the time, had never had a girlfriend, and had almost never been outside of my little backwoods town. I knew that I wouldn't find any companions here, so I ventured bravely on the road to the nearest REAL city.
I took a few steps down the road at the edge of our town, and I heard my best friend's grandfather yelling after me. He had been very close to me for a very long time, and so he always looked out for me. I felt comfortable telling him what I was set on doing - after all, I could use any advice I could get, and a lonely old-timer such as himself probably knew a lot about companions anyway. As he approached me, I asked him about finding myself a companion and he warned me that it was very dangerous to just go out on the streets to look for them. Just as he said that, we saw an extremely cute companion on just a few steps away from the town gates. Unbeknown to me, my friend's grandfather was actually a true baller - he seemed VERY experienced with companions. He easily picked her up, and we walked back to his mansion in our town (seriously, the place is HUGE, so much bigger than every house in our town). This is when I started to piece things together... I asked him cautiously if he was a pimp or a gangster of sorts. "It's nothing like that," he said, "I just have a huge database of companions on my computer, and so I am well-known among them and their customers." Maybe there was something more to this old professor than met the eye...
As we got into the house. I saw my friend there. I couldn't believe it at first... Is my friend's grandfather really going to talk to his grandson with a companion right in their company? To my further surprise, THERE WAS ALREADY ANOTHER COMPANION IN THE BUILDING. Although, maybe it is only due to my naivete that I didn't expect a rich, old, mansion-owning dude to have them available 24/7. Either way, I was shell-shocked. The next events kind of unfolded as a blur - I was told to go up to the companion already there, I walked towards her in a daze, my friend ran past me with an erection pitching a tent in his pants, pushed me out of the way, and so I walked towards the companion we found on the way. She was still very cute, but wasn't very personable. Gramps told me that with the higher-class companions, you have to show a lot of attention and care to them, because they have high standards and will not cooperate with you if you do not meet their demands. This was a revolutionary concept, because I thought that they were like slaves - you pay money for them, and tell them what to do, right? WRONG. So, so very wrong.
After talking a bunch of shit about my companion, my friend almost got into a fight with me, but I had more pressing matters to attend to. As I walked outside I realized that I couldn't just go back to my house with my companion and hope that my mom doesn't suspect anything. So, it turned out we had to go to the city anyways. As we walked towards the city, I was surprised to see how many companions would come up to us and try to persuade us to stop. Almost always they managed to stop us, but we would fight them off and forge on ahead. All of them were frankly much uglier than the companion I was already walking with, and I figured the only reason she was hanging so close to our town's gates is because she doesn't associate with these lower-class companions.
This has become far too long, so I will just cut to the chase. Although this story describes just the beginning of my development as a sort of master of companions (eventually you learn how to develop your relationship with each one, improve their performance based on your tastes, expand your own black book of information about each one, etc.), I had already gotten this mentality about companions that I just want more, no, I want ALL of them. Why would I ever just stick to one when I can have them all? The road that this led me down was perilous. I fought, I ran, I cried, perhaps too many times than I am willing to admit. But in the end, my mentality stayed the same:
Now, I have a new mentality, and I wish to propagate it once more:
Best of luck! FIGHTING!
Could tell what it was by the 4th sentence xD.
Also, yay for esports/escorts confusing xD, shows how dominant SC2 is, just like the flood of SC2 comments on random youtube links whenever a big sc2 figure like day9 or huk references them xD
EPT
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