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LonelyIslands
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada590 Posts
July 14 2011 12:11 GMT
#1
So, I have found the most amazing and beautiful girl and have become extremely lucky to be with her. Tonight, we go through our rehearsal, tomorrow we get married and Saturday we leave for an all inclusive trip to Cuba for a week for our honeymoon.

There has been a lot of depressing girl blogs, so I figured I would make a happy one. See you all in a week.

***
My heart and my mind will carry my body when my limbs are too weak
opsayo
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
591 Posts
July 14 2011 12:13 GMT
#2
why dont you just man up and -

oh

congratulations

!
Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
July 14 2011 12:14 GMT
#3
Cuba, great choice. I'd love to go there sometime.

Congratulations and have a nice trip. May your marriage last for ever. :-)
"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
Djagulingu
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany3605 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-14 12:17:05
July 14 2011 12:16 GMT
#4
Congratulations man, happily ever after

And I got ditched today and well, i knew that it would happen before it actually happened. So I got my fitness stuff with me, I'll work out a bit. I'd meet the standards of an alpha male physically if I worked out at the every single time I got ditched. Thing is, that distribution is a memoryless one (exponential probabilistic distribution for the win !!!) so if I start working out once for every single time of getting ditched, I still can be an alpha male
"windows bash is a steaming heap of shit" tofucake
TheGiz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada708 Posts
July 14 2011 12:33 GMT
#5
Sorry man, but it's over.

Oh wait that was just my usual response. Congratulations. Hope the circumstances are all good and everything works out well. Marriages these days are often rushed, so I hope everything for you is on the level. I wish I was in your position and not festering in disappointment over my last girl. Working out a lot though like Djagulingu.

I wish you all the best in the world!
Life is not about making due with what you have; it's about finding out just how much you can achieve. Never settle for anything less than the best. - - - Read my blog!
McKTenor13
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1383 Posts
July 14 2011 12:35 GMT
#6
Damn. I always get excited for girl blogs because they're usually depressing and hilarious. But this one is.....happy and inspirational. Don't think I can handle it!

Anyways congratulations! gg gl hf
If you can chill. chill. - Liquid'Tyler
LonelyIslands
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada590 Posts
July 14 2011 12:38 GMT
#7
Thanks guys. I've been down that road before, keep your chins up and focus on yourself. The girls like confident independent men. You boys will make out just fine. I will have multiple drinks for everyone in this blog.
My heart and my mind will carry my body when my limbs are too weak
SnetteL
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Belgium473 Posts
July 14 2011 12:49 GMT
#8
On July 14 2011 21:13 opsayo wrote:
why dont you just man up and -

oh

congratulations

!


lol

congratulations
Caps lock is cruise control for cool.
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
July 14 2011 12:55 GMT
#9
lol wut
but this isn't exactly the entertaining kind of girl blogs. Oh well, congratulations!
[TLMS] REBOOT
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
July 14 2011 13:04 GMT
#10
Gj OP. Go marry the shit outta that girl.
Hassybaby
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom10823 Posts
July 14 2011 13:15 GMT
#11
5/5

Gratz!
"These guys are mindfucking me into a sex coma" | "Mayonnaise is a must-have lubricant when performing necrophilia"
MrStorkie
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom697 Posts
July 14 2011 13:18 GMT
#12
On July 14 2011 21:13 opsayo wrote:
why dont you just man up and -

oh

congratulations

!

LOL!! simply love this comment!
5/5 blog and congrats!
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ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
July 14 2011 13:19 GMT
#13
Grats brostaffa,
i like what you did there with that post.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
July 14 2011 13:57 GMT
#14
Multiple drinks? I'll bloody hold that to you if you ever come to Perth =P

And i was very disappointed when i came into this blog, i wanted entertainment and lulz. But congratulations! Hope you don't become a statistic tee hee.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24761 Posts
July 14 2011 14:01 GMT
#15
Oh crap, does she have a TL account? This could get ugly REAL fast.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
July 14 2011 14:03 GMT
#16
drink count is really starting to climb. lol have fun =p
LiquidDota Staff
LonelyIslands
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada590 Posts
July 14 2011 14:07 GMT
#17
Luckily she doesn't. She's not much of a gamer, she's too old but sh.
My heart and my mind will carry my body when my limbs are too weak
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
July 14 2011 14:34 GMT
#18
a canadian taking a holiday in cuba.

i think you are a rednecks worst nightmare
LonelyIslands
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada590 Posts
July 14 2011 14:35 GMT
#19
Why?
My heart and my mind will carry my body when my limbs are too weak
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
July 14 2011 14:37 GMT
#20
what the fuck, a successful girl blog?

Congrats!
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
July 14 2011 14:43 GMT
#21
what. life moves fast
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
Kurr
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2338 Posts
July 14 2011 14:56 GMT
#22
It's not a girl blog if it's not either funny or depressing. Let's fix that :

+ Show Spoiler +
-Odds are she's cheated on you before and will again.
http://www.truthaboutdeception.com/cheating-and-infidelity/stats-about-infidelity.html
She's getting married. She probably got with every guy she could in the last month to ease herself into this. And whenever you make her mad? You know what's next, "girl's night out".

-Now you risk losing a lot of money if you ever fuck up your relationship. You're stuck if you stop loving her, unless you don't mind that money grubbing bitch taking you for all you're worth.

-Cuba? Terrible news man, they do anything to keep people coming, they'll send a ton of hot guys at her all week long. To be fair, you'll be getting some hotties yourself.

-Ever have a dream house planned in your mind? Good luck with that now; you know she wants something entirely different.

-Want kids? Have fun with 2 years+ of sleepless nights for each of them + doing everything for them and they'll still end up hating you.

-You'll be married; you can't spend sunday in your underwear doing nothing anymore to relax. Have to plant some fucking flowers and make a garden! That's what truly matters.

-Make less money than her? Congratulations, you automatically lose every argument ever because she's going to throw it in your face whenever she can.


I hope that was sufficiently mean to turn this into a real girl blog. Feel free to add of course.

P.S Congrats
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ | ┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
frogurt
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Australia907 Posts
July 14 2011 14:57 GMT
#23
I wish i could fall in love.

Melancholy up in this bitch
"Koreans own white dudes" -Moon
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
July 14 2011 14:57 GMT
#24
It's nice to have a girl blog like this every once in a while. Congrats and I wish you all the best in the future. =D
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
July 14 2011 15:13 GMT
#25
Congrats and I wish you many more!
Oh wait.
Just congrats then.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
novabossa
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States350 Posts
July 14 2011 18:46 GMT
#26
Damn this one is troll-proof.
Rachel: First game. oGsMC: Yea. Rachel: Dark Templar. oGsMC: Yea. Rachel: Countered. oGsMC: Yea. Rachel: Were you worried? oGsMC: What?
StorkHwaiting
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States3465 Posts
July 14 2011 18:49 GMT
#27
Pics?! Or it didn't happen!? D:
dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
July 14 2011 19:07 GMT
#28
Something tells me you're that won't be a lonely island ;D

lol but seriously, congrats mate! Best of luck to you and your soon-to-be wife!
Sup.
Liquid`Sheth
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States2095 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-15 00:40:04
July 15 2011 00:39 GMT
#29
Chill, please don't tell us this is false. We need one real one.

P.S. Congratz!
Team LiquidUnderneath it all they were really quite nice. They just got screwed up. Mostly by stuff that wasn't entirely their fault.
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
July 15 2011 00:48 GMT
#30
On July 15 2011 09:39 Sheth wrote:
Chill, please don't tell us this is false. We need one real one.

P.S. Congratz!


Amen brother!

Been burnt so many times...

But away with the cynicism. We must believe.

Congrats man. I wish you and your lovely bride many years of happiness. It takes balls to get hitched, just remember to keep them
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
July 15 2011 02:10 GMT
#31
I don't know what to say. The happiness. This is just so... new to me. I need some time alone.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
July 15 2011 02:18 GMT
#32
I don't get it.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
July 15 2011 07:44 GMT
#33
nice, I just broke up, but I have hope
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
LonelyIslands
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada590 Posts
July 25 2011 11:28 GMT
#34
All married up, spent a week at an all inclusive in Cuba, now back home. Snorkeling.. dolphins... more rum than I could have ever imagined.. now back to work loving the AC.
My heart and my mind will carry my body when my limbs are too weak
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
July 25 2011 13:01 GMT
#35
You've blown my mind with this.... why.... WHY DO YOU GIVE ME SUCCESS STORIES?!?


+ Show Spoiler +
Why him..... why..... T.T
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Seratonin
Profile Joined April 2011
Australia88 Posts
July 25 2011 13:49 GMT
#36
This is cute~

congrats! : )

[image loading]
Oh, you play protoss? Excuse me while I take my clothes off.
UnitedKronos
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
139 Posts
July 25 2011 16:17 GMT
#37
Congratz bro, Gl with your future life!!!
Oh hai. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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