Yeah if she didn't give you another chance:

-You're didn't try hard enough
-She's a slut
-You're not high enough rank on the ladder

Tough break though

where

144 Posts

July 02 2011 18:25 GMT

#44

haha this stuff is so fun

decafchicken

United States20154 Posts

July 02 2011 18:37 GMT

#45

hahahahaha oh my god. I guess i was that naive in high school as well, but jesus what were you waiting for, smoke signals and neon light saying FUCK ME?
I've totally fucked up just as bad (this year even being 20). Girl i had been "talking" to on and off texted me at like 2am on a tuesday, drunk, asking if she could come over. I was like sure whatever. We made out and shit but i didnt think it was going farther than that and i was only a couple beers deep so i didn't want to press it too much her being drunker than me. A week later she was like "what the fuck i was practically throwing myself at you why didn't we have sex?" I was confused. Unlike your girl she came around a few weeks later and i made no mistake then.

Don't worry about it and try not to regret it. If anything its a valuable experience and next time you'll know ALWAYS GO IN FOR THE KILL.

obesechicken13

United States10467 Posts

July 02 2011 19:07 GMT

#46

:D LOL

On July 03 2011 02:59 BeanutPutter wrote:

Show nested quote +

mm? what do you mean

He's saying she joined the team to be near a nerd like you... I dunno, some popular smart kids joined my school's math team, and the environmental science team was mostly non nerdy kids.

sc4k

United Kingdom5454 Posts

July 02 2011 19:09 GMT

#47

Dude actually coming to think of it I have been in even a more retarded position. I was laying next to a girl on her floor, I had just said I thoguht she was hot, she had her leg over my waist and was sucking on my finger occasionally...because for some reason I just wanted to touch her lips...that's not even a joke, 100% what happened. I really don't know why I didn't fuck her or kiss her. She is really hot and she got a boyfriend like 3 weeks later. I wasn't even drunk. I just felt liek...she hasn't actually tried to kiss me so maybe this is just her way of hanging out?

So yeah, I guess I should really be expressing solidarity with you buddy. Though no matter, whenever I think about missed opportunities, I think abotu the time my dad missed out on £1.7million (and he's not that rich) and everything seems to feel better haha.

bloopie

United States123 Posts

July 02 2011 19:53 GMT

#48

On July 03 2011 04:09 sc4k wrote:
Dude actually coming to think of it I have been in even a more retarded position. I was laying next to a girl on her floor, I had just said I thoguht she was hot, she had her leg over my waist and was sucking on my finger occasionally...because for some reason I just wanted to touch her lips...that's not even a joke, 100% what happened. I really don't know why I didn't fuck her or kiss her. She is really hot and she got a boyfriend like 3 weeks later. I wasn't even drunk. I just felt liek...she hasn't actually tried to kiss me so maybe this is just her way of hanging out?

So yeah, I guess I should really be expressing solidarity with you buddy. Though no matter, whenever I think about missed opportunities, I think abotu the time my dad missed out on £1.7million (and he's not that rich) and everything seems to feel better haha.

er...lol putting leg over waist and applying bodily fluids on your finger isnt enough?...

Then again, i have a girl just sit on my lap (AT WORK) and i didnt do anything then just put my hands around her P_P

Fontong

United States6454 Posts

July 02 2011 20:21 GMT

#49

On July 03 2011 04:07 obesechicken13 wrote:
:D LOL

Show nested quote +

He's saying she joined the team to be near a nerd like you... I dunno, some popular smart kids joined my school's math team, and the environmental science team was mostly non nerdy kids.

wat, derp.

Cardinal rule is pick two:
pretty
smart
not crazy

fill in the blanks

novabossa

United States350 Posts

July 02 2011 23:05 GMT

#50

.........

Bro sounds like you couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a handful of pardons.

BeanutPutter

United States12 Posts

July 03 2011 03:43 GMT

#51

haha well I'm glad that everyone's having a good read LOL ... sigh but thanks for all the feedbacks

Cr4zyH0r5e

Peru1308 Posts

July 03 2011 03:52 GMT

#52

Oh man, tough break. Here's 5 stars for you ^^~

If it makes you feel better, think that you've gone farther than a lot of nerds in this website

At least next time you'll know what to do (hint: don't fall sleep).

RLTY

United States965 Posts

July 03 2011 04:03 GMT

#53

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love you "beanutputter"

Kentor

United States5784 Posts

July 03 2011 05:59 GMT

#54

girl blogs should require pics

Servius_Fulvius

United States947 Posts

July 03 2011 06:16 GMT

#55

Obviously whatever you were doing wasn't terribly exciting since you fell asleep at the height of what could have happened. I mean, I've fallen asleep when staying over at a girlfriends house and we were waiting for her parents to fall asleep first, but usually there's a level of excitement before something happens kicking up adrenaline, especially since this was the first time. This leads me to three conclusions:

1). You really weren't THAT interested in her
2). She spiked your beverage with melatonin or xanax
3). You have narcolepsy

Dice17

United States520 Posts

July 03 2011 07:41 GMT

#56

Wow dude if your guy hormones were suppose to work like they should you would be wide awake and ready