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Juliette
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6003 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-29 23:49:45
June 29 2011 23:38 GMT
#1
So it was late last night in between Code S groups (didn't want to watch TOP vs Virus, because i had had enough of tvt), and I had nothing to do after me and some friends did this micro challenge that destiny had on stream apparently. May I add, OH GOD WHAT THE HELL HOW ARE THOSE POSSIBLE. Almost beat easy >< did like half the hards, tried impossible once, didn't try brutal. That was ridiculous.

Anyway I didn't want to play anymore but there was time left over.. TIME TO LADDER EH. While exhausted ><

I'm floating around 1k points with 500+ bonus in gold at this point.

Did 2 matches. Both pvp, go figure ><. Game 1 I lose to...units because I was playing tired.

Game 2 I say okay, fuck this. I'm going to 4 gate a pvp in the first time since I got out of bronze.

Juliette
<Shakuras Plateau> Voyou (I apologize if you browse TL)


In keeping with my decision to 4 gate, I decide okay, why not go 10 gate!


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Blindly 10 gating without scouting...

Screw it, I'm going to allin anyway. Naturally however, I fuck up enough to get my Core barely faster than he. Possibly because I was too tired. Also because I'm bad rofl.

But screw it! The 4 gate must continue!

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Fucking up a 10 gate, awww yeahhh

He actually gets his zealot/stalker out before I do...

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Luckily I'm using more chrono than he is for my warpgates so I come out ahead...

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and even luckier, my scouting probe gets out before his stalker! So of course, because I know what I'm planning and spent all my chrono on warpgate, I'm done before he is. However what I don't know is that there's a sentry. My proxy gets up, warp finishes and I'm ready to attack!

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dat timing

Okay, so my 4th gateway is actually delayed...
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Fucking up a 4 gate, aww yeah.

Whatever, its GO TIME.

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...AND he lets me up his ramp? I GOT THIS.

I even force probes to be pulled! I GOT THIS

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What you don't see: his stargate that I have vision of, 2 stalkers coming in to reinforce.

I see the stargate and became really really confused... Then I realize WAIT I HAVE THIS WON AWW YEAH TIME TO BE TIRED. I kinda stop microing...

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Ummmmmm.........

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God dammit

Don't ask how I have 189 apm ><

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Don't worry I have more units!

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Uhm,.... oh.

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Fuck

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Its okay, lets try this one more time!

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Eventually I run the fuck away and go back to my proxy pylon

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It'll work this time I swear!


The damage has been done though. I have 10x his workers ;o

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Geegeeeeeeeeee

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Success!

And then I get a wonderful surprise...

+ Show Spoiler +
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Let me get this the fuck straight. After countless victories:


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Upon

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....countless victories....


It takes a 4 gate to get promoted?

Dammit, Blizzard


+ Show Spoiler +
hope you enjoyed!

i also rehosted since TL's bot sent me a PM, hopefully its easier to read ;o


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Bibdy
Profile Joined March 2010
United States3481 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-29 23:45:18
June 29 2011 23:45 GMT
#2
4-Gate is clearly the currency by which Protoss purchase rank. Exploitation time!
101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
June 29 2011 23:46 GMT
#3
On June 30 2011 08:45 Bibdy wrote:
4-Gate is clearly the currency by which Protoss purchase rank. Exploitation time!

That's obviously not true (postpatch)
Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
nemo14
Profile Joined January 2011
United States425 Posts
June 29 2011 23:57 GMT
#4
On June 30 2011 08:46 101toss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2011 08:45 Bibdy wrote:
4-Gate is clearly the currency by which Protoss purchase rank. Exploitation time!

That's obviously not true (postpatch)


That 20 seconds most certainly does not make a lick of difference before high platinum.
Juliette
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6003 Posts
June 30 2011 00:01 GMT
#5
all my threads turn into a debate about 4 gate

so what you're telling me is 4 gate more, got it :D
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HKSpartan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States18 Posts
June 30 2011 00:15 GMT
#6
So now you can't compete in NOBSG's? I would have loved to face you, if all those zergs hadn't got in my way.
Juliette
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6003 Posts
June 30 2011 00:19 GMT
#7
On June 30 2011 09:15 HKSpartan wrote:
So now you can't compete in NOBSG's? I would have loved to face you, if all those zergs hadn't got in my way.

thats the other downside

LOL seriously those zergs make me so sad . so many of the damn bugs!

I'll be casting it probably though. Just cause i still wanna take part. and we can still do practice games
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OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
June 30 2011 00:57 GMT
#8
Lmfao. I am saddened Jules... very... very saddened. However this was so entertaining to read. rofl
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WarChimp
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia943 Posts
June 30 2011 01:50 GMT
#9
Using 4 gate to win is most upsetting. But that is okay, I guess, as long as your winning. Now your sights are set upon diamond! Good luck.
ClysmiC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2192 Posts
June 30 2011 03:10 GMT
#10
On June 30 2011 08:45 Bibdy wrote:
4-Gate is clearly the currency by which Protoss purchase rank. Exploitation time!

:D yeah I'll admit, protoss is easiest to get into platinum/diamond/masters, but its just as hard to be GM toss as it is GM terran or zerg imo. I think it's all balanced at pro level.
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
June 30 2011 03:14 GMT
#11
yo, what's that pokemon last supper pic, how that get into ur SC2 screenshot? I want it! source?
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
Juliette
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6003 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-30 03:17:11
June 30 2011 03:16 GMT
#12
On June 30 2011 12:14 thoraxe wrote:
yo, what's that pokemon last supper pic, how that get into ur SC2 screenshot? I want it! source?

just google it. its not on my sc2 its on my second monitor. I used snip to get the screenshots

edit:

platinum terrans like banshees
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OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6592 Posts
June 30 2011 03:41 GMT
#13
On June 30 2011 12:16 Juliette wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2011 12:14 thoraxe wrote:
yo, what's that pokemon last supper pic, how that get into ur SC2 screenshot? I want it! source?

just google it. its not on my sc2 its on my second monitor. I used snip to get the screenshots

edit:

platinum terrans like banshees


Next step is teaching you how to make observers apparently. lol
LiquidDota Staff
FacetiousQ
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States34 Posts
June 30 2011 03:43 GMT
#14
Took you long enough to get promoted!

:DDDDDDDD

I stalked your blog too <3
Juliette
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6003 Posts
June 30 2011 03:57 GMT
#15
On June 30 2011 12:41 OmniEulogy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2011 12:16 Juliette wrote:
On June 30 2011 12:14 thoraxe wrote:
yo, what's that pokemon last supper pic, how that get into ur SC2 screenshot? I want it! source?

just google it. its not on my sc2 its on my second monitor. I used snip to get the screenshots

edit:

platinum terrans like banshees


Next step is teaching you how to make observers apparently. lol

i killed the last terran that made banshees with 3 gate -> robo, killed the one before that with 1 gate robo -> 5 gate immortal :D.



its 1/2 port banshee -> making turrets in their main -> "expanding"

On June 30 2011 12:43 FacetiousQ wrote:
Took you long enough to get promoted!

:DDDDDDDD

I stalked your blog too <3

no apparently it only took a 4gate

<3333
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