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Blazinghand
United States25558 Posts
So it's Friday night and I'm on my way back from work, and I'm feeling pretty good. I've got a date (!!) with my girlfriend (!?) and am looking forward to a relaxing evening after a pretty tiring work week. I get home, and give her a call, and she starts flipping out for no real reason, and cancels on me. She hangs up on me, then calls me back and we argue a bunch about nothing in particular, and I make microwave dinner and play sc2 alone. My relationship management skills are pretty average, and I realize my problem here:
I'm not MarineKingPrime.
![[image loading]](http://file.thisisgame.com/board/files/0/img/20110114112735_c7afccac.jpg)
The face of a hero.
MarineKingPrime wouldn't stand for this kind of BS. You know what MKP does when his girlfriend stands him up on a Friday Night? I know. He goes on to another GSL Finals like a boss. He wasn't free this night anyways! He's too busy BEING THE BEST (not thebest, mind you). And if she calls him and bitches him out? He wouldn't take that. Look how he deals with this interview:
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/8ZKYD.jpg) Image Summary: MKP is so baller that the translate is aghast. Artosis stands by unknowingly.
Man I need to be like that. Here's a summary of MKP's attributes I want to acquire before I can man up and take control of my love life:
- hair that would make justin bieber cry tears of anguished jealous unicorn blood
- ability to look good in pink (in a manly way!)
- manly as hell
- ability to give a "thumbs down" so hard that people are forced to bow instantly, even when viewing it in image form on the internet+ Show Spoiler [WARNING, DANGEROUS TO VIEW] +
- plays terran
- have photos like this without anyone questioning sexuality: + Show Spoiler +
- inventor of chocolate, laser mice, and instant ramen
- secret love affair with SlayerS_Boxer
I'm going to get working on this as soon as possible. All my various girl problems will go away once I become MKP.
 
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Well, the plan sounds bulletproof, nothing can go wrong if you're MKP... except for finals -_-
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You will only have a new problem - all women will be in love with you and jealousy wars will abound.
This could be the coming of World War 3.
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50615 Posts
waaaaaaait,what?.
Why look like MKP when you can look like NaDa.
+ Show Spoiler +Do you really want to be second place in everything? ![[image loading]](http://cfs15.tistory.com/image/31/tistory/2008/11/02/16/04/490d50f58eabd)
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I don't think he is very manly. He is manly how one of those hipsters with skin-tight jeans and flanel shirts and ironic hats are manly. But if that's what you're going for, have at it. Like the poster above me said, go for NaDa or Boxer, a more classier, refined manliness.
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Blazinghand
United States25558 Posts
I'd love to be NaDa or Boxer, but they are more like refined elder statesmen who wear monocles, drink bourbon, and do other cool stuff that's for too manly for me to even contemplate. They're so out of my league that they're out of the league of people who are out of my league. How could I even begin to become like that? I think I'll have to settle for fake boxer.
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ALLEYCAT BLUES50615 Posts
On June 28 2011 02:29 Alejandrisha wrote:
I don't think he is very manly. He is manly how one of those hipsters with skin-tight jeans and flanel shirts and ironic hats are manly. But if that's what you're going for, have at it. Like the poster above me said, go for NaDa or Boxer, a more classier, refined manliness.
boxer is suave.
Manliness is Reach,NaDa etc.
On June 28 2011 02:32 Blazinghand wrote:
I'd love to be NaDa or Boxer, but they are more like refined elder statesmen who wear monocles, drink bourbon, and do other cool stuff that's for too manly for me to even contemplate. They're so out of my league that they're out of the league of people who are out of my league. How could I even begin to become like that? I think I'll have to settle for fake boxer.
again MKP does not display manliness.
if you're setting the bar in such a way,try being the Alpha Male
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Blazinghand
United States25558 Posts
On June 28 2011 02:11 Blazinghand wrote:- inventor of chocolate, laser mice, and instant ramen
Just by the way, when I wrote "laser mice" here I didn't mean the computer control device that uses a laser to determine movement; I'm talking about a laser-powered, laser-eating, laser-shooting rodent.
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It's all about the stim timing with MKP. Get that done pat and there is no way you can lose your way with your lady :3
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torte are you advising our young blogger to start doing drugs?
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You forgot the signature MKP trolling skill ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/xd3ll.jpg)
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MC is way better with the ladies.
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Papua New Guinea1059 Posts
Was this supposed to be a joke?
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On June 28 2011 02:29 Alejandrisha wrote:
go for NaDa or Boxer, a more classier, refined manliness.
I´d say this calls for  Reach
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the MKP/MVP picture is so cute
i need an HQ of it
also for the ladies you wanna be huk, he signs breasts!
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Glad Blind's been in here to point out what's up:
There's not enough NaDa in here, I warn you NOT to contradict me, or you may feel the wrath of the NaDalites (:
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On June 28 2011 03:19 Alejandrisha wrote:
torte are you advising our young blogger to start doing drugs?
Something like that, but purely for social recreational use? ;D
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Blazinghand
United States25558 Posts
Well, if one thing's for sure, it's that I'll never have NaDa's body, as much as I want it. I think it's fair to say that everyone wants NaDa's body.
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On June 28 2011 04:03 Torte de Lini wrote:Show nested quote +On June 28 2011 03:19 Alejandrisha wrote:
torte are you advising our young blogger to start doing drugs? Something like that, but purely for social recreational use? ;D
Well then I guess that's alright 
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Illuminating article, my friend. I have to question your claim of MKP's manliness, though. I don't understand how a male with the figure of a Victoria's Secret model can be idolized for his masculinity
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