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Kralic
Canada2628 Posts
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
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Coriolis
United States1152 Posts
On June 25 2011 01:13 Mikilatov wrote: Yes yes, why don't we keep girl blogs, but just have an un-written rule that we can go and relentlessly defecate all over them? jk, that would be fun though. You seem to be implying we don't have an un-written rule to troll them. At least I thought we had one, seems to be how most of them end up. | ||
IntoTheWow
is awesome32281 Posts
On June 25 2011 00:59 zatic wrote: I understand you might be frustrated, but please put some effort into your threads. Even blogs are no playground for terrible one liner ops. Don't backseat moderate please. | ||
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dbosworld
United States317 Posts
Just sayin' | ||
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DocNemesis
Philippines446 Posts
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Revolt
United States288 Posts
actually, i should say all. | ||
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Blazinghand
United States25562 Posts
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Jarmam
Denmark140 Posts
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Ethelis
United States2400 Posts
Don't moderate unless you're actually gonna moderate + Show Spoiler + ..does that make sense? <3 | ||
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Flaccid
8923 Posts
On June 25 2011 00:51 Chill wrote: There was a girl. We got close but I didn't know if she liked me. I kissed her. She liked me. Now we're dating. Stop making girl blogs. You're doing it all wrong. You're not suppose to kiss her. On the contrary, you're supposed to become her close friend and hide your love away, deep down inside of you, for at least 7 or 8 years. You're supposed to become her shoulder to cry on when relationships with other guys go terribly wrong. Only by being her confidant while repressing any urges and avoiding any and all physical contact (maybe you can sneak in a back or foot rub) will she truly know the depths of your love. Only then, once a sufficient amount of time has passed, can you even consider making your move. And consider it you shall. Considering shall consume your very soul, retching you from your vie en rose into a dark, lonely place. You should have already mailed the first ear before even thinking about kissing her. Also, she should be Asian because they tend to like anime and videogames. Preferably of kpop celebrity level attractiveness. Dump her and start over from scratch. Then blog about it. | ||
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Blazinghand
United States25562 Posts
On June 25 2011 01:45 Flaccid wrote: You're doing it all wrong. You're not suppose to kiss her. On the contrary, you're supposed to become her close friend and hide your love away, deep down inside of you, for at least 7 or 8 years. You're supposed to become her shoulder to cry on when relationships with other guys go terribly wrong. Only by being her confidant while repressing any urges and avoiding any and all physical contact (maybe you can sneak in a back or foot rub) will she truly know the depths of your love. Only then, once a sufficient amount of time has passed, can you even consider making your move. And consider it you shall. Considering shall consume your very soul, retching you from your vie en rose into a dark, lonely place. You should have already mailed the first ear before even thinking about kissing her. Also, she should be Asian because they tend to like anime and videogames. Preferably of kpop celebrity level attractiveness. Dump her and start over from scratch. Then blog about it. I wish this was a blog post so I could rate it 5 stars. I'm sure you already know this, but this post is so good just reading it caused my headache to go away and my sinuses to clear. I'm no longer hungry, the scars from my surgery are gone, and I no longer need glasses to see at a distance. This was a pretty good post. | ||
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wherebugsgo
Japan10647 Posts
GOGOGOGO | ||
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kollin
United Kingdom8380 Posts
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Lightwip
United States5497 Posts
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QuanticHawk
United States32157 Posts
On June 25 2011 01:06 iNcontroL wrote: without girl blogs we cannot troll with reason in the blog section  yet by reading them, we all become retarded it is a great conundrum | ||
Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37116 Posts
On June 25 2011 01:41 Jarmam wrote: tl:dr LOL, WIN!!! So is this thread based on sarcasm? I think so :o | ||
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Servius_Fulvius
United States947 Posts
On June 25 2011 00:51 Chill wrote: There was a girl. We got close but I didn't know if she liked me. I kissed her. She liked me. Now we're dating. Stop making girl blogs. I was going to make a blog like this the next time I got a girlfriend. Something short, sweet, and in the style of "I was unsure, so I did something about it". But you've beaten me to the punch. Thanks a lot. On the other hand, best of luck with the new girlfriend! | ||
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dudeman001
United States2412 Posts
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brazenraven
Romania122 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + *my ____ | ||
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