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Weson
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Iceland1032 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-11 06:05:00
June 10 2011 23:36 GMT
#1
This is something that happened some time ago…

My Sister and her boyfriend who works as a chef came over form London. We were having a "kräftskiva" which is a swedish tradition where you eat loads of crayfish and dink snaps. The mood was good and everyone was having fun. My mother don't know much english so she kept quiet for most of the conversation. It wasn't until after a couple of glasses of wine she started talking.
She turns to my sisters boyfriend and says:
- I am so glad my daughter have found such a great cock.
The time stops. I have never heard my mother say something like that. I can se my sisters boyfriend blushing. My mother looks around and she can se that everyone is looking at her. Then she says:
- Did i say something wrong?
+ Show Spoiler +

No mothers were harmed in this incident.
Swedish kock("pronounced http://www.forvo.com/word/kock/ ") means chef in english xD


*****
"!@€#" - as some guy said
Madkipz
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Norway1643 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-10 23:46:44
June 10 2011 23:44 GMT
#2
ROFL. I guess that is just something that happens.

Even politicians can make mistakes when not speaking their mother language.

Kjell magne bondevik (former prime minister of norway) once attended a catholic ceremony.

and then when the whole thing was over said "Thank you for the mess."

"Mudkip"
sur_reaL
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada278 Posts
June 10 2011 23:46 GMT
#3
wow lol, did you tell her what it meant in english?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH3hrtp1T84
Weson
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Iceland1032 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-10 23:49:57
June 10 2011 23:48 GMT
#4
On June 11 2011 08:46 sur_reaL wrote:
wow lol, did you tell her what it meant in english?

Yeah, everyone burst out in laughter and my sisters boyfriend didn't get anything and was looking ready to faint so we had to tell her and him ^^
"!@€#" - as some guy said
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20255 Posts
June 10 2011 23:50 GMT
#5
Got to love parents.
Never Knows Best.
Geovu
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Estonia1344 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-10 23:58:53
June 10 2011 23:58 GMT
#6
From great cock comes great eatings
edc
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States666 Posts
June 11 2011 00:03 GMT
#7
LOL, and what was your mother's reaction when you told her what she said?
“There are two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.” - Clint Eastwood
Duka08
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
3391 Posts
June 11 2011 00:04 GMT
#8
On June 11 2011 08:58 Geovu wrote:
From great cock comes great eatings

Swede-fucius
Weson
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Iceland1032 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-11 00:18:44
June 11 2011 00:09 GMT
#9
On June 11 2011 09:03 edc.initiative wrote:
LOL, and what was your mother's reaction when you told her what she said?

Her face turned red and she was embarrassed and giggled. It was a good ice breaker the mood got even better after that
"!@€#" - as some guy said
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
June 11 2011 00:19 GMT
#10

Before the recent G8 summit in Okinawa, Prime Minister Yoshiro Mori was coached in a bit of English. Upon meeting Clinton, he was to say "How are you?" The response was supposed to be "I'm fine, thank you. And you?" Mori was to answer, "Me too."

When they actually met, Mori made a small slip-up and said, "Who are you?"

Clinton replied, "I'm Hillary's husband." To which Mori replied, "Me too."


And people say Bill was the one sleeping around...:p
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
June 11 2011 00:32 GMT
#11
lol. That story is kind of cute in a vulgar way.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
Alou
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States3748 Posts
June 11 2011 00:39 GMT
#12
haha. That was very amusing.
Life is Good.
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-11 00:42:10
June 11 2011 00:42 GMT
#13
well i'm sure she wasn't as embarrassed as this girl


Kaonis
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States243 Posts
June 11 2011 00:53 GMT
#14
Aww, I was hoping for a story about a great lock
Looks like I gotta keep searching...
Nevermind.
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9175 Posts
June 11 2011 01:17 GMT
#15
Reminds me of that old proverb, 'too many cocks spoil the brothel'
Yhamm is the god of predictions
Rasun
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States787 Posts
June 11 2011 01:58 GMT
#16
My question is what happened next? did you guys tell her what that means in English, or did you just move on and pretend nothing happened? My guess would be the latter.
"People need to just settle the fuck down!"- Djwheat <3
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
June 11 2011 02:02 GMT
#17
Haha. If your parent's don't embarrass you, they aren't your parents.
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
June 11 2011 02:49 GMT
#18
Good lord, that food critic. Why would that sort of "-ness" ever come to mind?

Pretty cute story, Weson. At least your mother recovered from it and laughed along. I know if I had made that sort of faux pas, I would have been mortified.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
June 11 2011 03:25 GMT
#19
Hey its not as bad as in class with the most mother-like teacher one of my friends was sitting with some girls and they gave him a piece of paper and asked him to draw something(Teacher was just having us listen to stories no one wanted to hear... written by us... the ones that didn't want to even say the stories out loud). Anyways, he drew a dick. he finishes drawing it right when my teacher comes over and says "I LOVE NOTES!" My friend replies,"o its not a note, just a picture." She looks at the picture and everyone at the table is laughing.
Then when we got back to class(we were in the library because of the heat in our own class room) our teacher said that the girls would get in trouble for giving him the supplies and telling him to draw. They said "WE DIDN'T THINK HE'D DRAW A DICK!" When one of their friends asked why he drew a dick they said "Well I don't know! He's messed up ok!" Then the kid in our class who is an expert on going to the vice principal told my friend that the worst he could end up in with the principal is a few days of "ISS"(stuck in class room) or a few weeks of detention and maybe the removal of a dance or other privilege. Overall, it was hilarious and all the girls thought he was messed up while the guys just shrugged and moved on lol. Funny thing is the girl he was going to give it to is the girl he likes lol...
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17070 Posts
June 11 2011 03:38 GMT
#20
You'd think all the Sluts at the end of Swedish movies would have something to say about this.

._.
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arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
June 11 2011 03:41 GMT
#21
this made me smile
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Weson
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Iceland1032 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-11 17:17:30
June 11 2011 17:15 GMT
#22
On June 11 2011 11:02 JMave wrote:
Haha. If your parent's don't embarrass you, they aren't your parents.

Yeah, thats true^^ We even told her before that she couldn't say "kock" but i think she was nervous.
"!@€#" - as some guy said
Sockpuppet
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
119 Posts
June 11 2011 17:34 GMT
#23
Woo!! Great story
Aqueos
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States41 Posts
June 11 2011 17:39 GMT
#24
That was awesome. Day made.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24784 Posts
June 11 2011 17:40 GMT
#25
Stuff like this happens all the time but it's still funny.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-12 02:31:37
June 12 2011 02:31 GMT
#26
Ahahaha, this is hilarious... Parents always embarrassing their children.
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