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Gaius Baltar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States449 Posts
May 29 2011 19:12 GMT
#1
Today I told my little brother it was time to get serious about summer. I said, "Brooke, I'm going to teach you StarCraft now."

He said, "No Jack, you need to understand my summer plan: GTL."

I said, "No... GSTL."

**
Ryusei-R1
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States2106 Posts
May 29 2011 19:21 GMT
#2
GTL = Get the ladies.

Clearly, he doesn't understand the importance of that GSTL.
Jaedong plz
-swordguy
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States560 Posts
May 29 2011 19:22 GMT
#3
Tell him that pro players like Flash make $100,000s and girls go just to see them play. Also Happy Birthday!!!
I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once - William Shakespeare, ‘’Julius Caesar’’
Gaius Baltar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States449 Posts
May 29 2011 19:23 GMT
#4
That works too but he was actually referring to Gym Tan Laundry from Jersey Shore
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
May 29 2011 19:30 GMT
#5
GTL = Get That Lass
in all seriousness though...dont force feed him starcraft, but at the same time, hes going to have enough free time to where he will feel like learning on his own...if he cares at all
Gaius Baltar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States449 Posts
May 29 2011 20:14 GMT
#6
I agree about not forcing my brother to play StarCraft, but this post was really just about the terrible GSTL pun I felt like sharing with you guys. ¯\_(シ)_/¯
xaeiu
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
432 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-29 21:30:59
May 29 2011 21:30 GMT
#7
On May 30 2011 05:14 Gaius Baltar wrote:
I agree about not forcing my brother to play StarCraft, but this post was really just about the terrible GSTL pun I felt like sharing with you guys. ¯\_(シ)_/¯

in that case...what a terrible, awesome pun
Admiral Adama
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States186 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-29 23:59:38
May 29 2011 23:59 GMT
#8
Treacherous scum.

Nice pun.
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