EPTbut zergs always, always make roaches
like 14 hatch or gas before pool
and 7 roach rush or IMLosira
now now now, I'm gonna teach you
teach you, teach you
all about zerg, dear
all about zerg
hit find match now, need no cheats
all you gotta do is repeat after me
pvz
easy as...1 DT
or as much as 2 DTs
pvz, 1DT, noob, you and me man!
pvz easy as...1 DT
or as much as 2 DTs
ppvz, 1DT, noob, you and me man!
bring on the zergs they are free ladder points
bring on the zergs they are free ladder points
I'm gonna teach you how to play each time
bring 'em on, bring 'em on, bring 'em on
let me tell you what it's all about
macro, micro, multitasking
are the basic keys to winning games
but without the right units every time noob
your composition ain't worth shit
R-R-Roaches gonna beat you
(they're gonna beat you)
with one box, click "A" (ha-ha-ha-haaaaa)
with nothing else, "roach" then spam R
listen to me, noob
well all you have to do
in pvz
is easy as...1 DT
or as much as 2 DTs
pvz, 1DT, noob, you and me man!
pvz it's easy
it's like making 1 DT
click a couple hatcheries
that's how easy zerg can be
that's how easy zerg can be
click a couple hatcheries
pvz noob
your DT
just play noob,
I think you'll get zergs
yep, you got zerg
show me what you can do
force field, force field noob! come on now
force field, force field noob! ooooh, oooh
force field, force field noob! yeah!
pvz noob, oooh oooh
1 DT noob, ah, ah
2 DTs noob, wow
that's how easy zerg can be
pvz it's easy
it's like attack with DTs
click a couple hatcheries
that's how easy zerg can be
I'm gonna show you
how to make zergs shout
one-a, one-a, one-a
let me show you what it's all about
pvz it's easy
it's like attack with DTs
click a couple hatcheries
that's how easy zerg can be
I'm gonna show you
how to make zergs shout
make it out, make it out
make it, make it
pvz it's easy
it's like attacking with DTs
click a couple hatcheries
that's how easy zerg can be
... well, I was bored. Here is the original Jackson Five song:
