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EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
May 21 2011 03:29 GMT
#1
Until we are theoretically supposed to be fucckkkeed (on the east coast of the US anyways, you westerners will get to watch images of doom and gloom for 3 hours before you are sent to hell later due to the rotation of the earth, which forces a delay in the coming apocalypse for you for a large longitudinal gateway will appear along the earth (but not until eastern time obviously because that is where the UN building is)).

So, in celebration of this joyous activity, I propose that we all 3 rax/4gate/7rr the ladder to hell! May no game go over 7 minutes in length.

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Lol how can a Bible believing Christian know the apocalypse, that expressly contradicts scripture in that no man is supposed to know the appointed hour (I forget where it is exactly ~)


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Obvious proof that the end is here - Old Man David Tanner has a nonzero probability of dying tonight and sealing Rapture.




I don't know why I just made a blog in a similar vein to the "zomg taiwan is going to be hit by a magnitude 14 earthquake tomorrow"

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Janex
Profile Joined November 2010
Philippines23 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-21 03:54:06
May 21 2011 03:47 GMT
#2
oh shit this made me lmao
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[QUOTE]On May 21 2011 12:29 EtherealDeath wrote:
So, in celebration of this joyous activity, I propose that we all 3 rax/4gate/7rr the ladder to hell! May no game go over 7 minutes in length.



or maybe we could 5pool/proxy gate/bunk rush the guy who said this stuff before 21st.

btw its 7mins till doomsday, Im waiting
J v All FTW!!!
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
May 21 2011 03:52 GMT
#3
Gl Gl I will defend it and steal your points.
Janex
Profile Joined November 2010
Philippines23 Posts
May 21 2011 04:01 GMT
#4
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On May 21 2011 12:52 EtherealDeath wrote:
Gl Gl I will defend it and steal your points.


lol not you, I mean that guy, screw him!
J v All FTW!!!
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-21 04:11:02
May 21 2011 04:02 GMT
#5
Everyone's making jokes about the rapture on Twitter and Facebook... but I can't think of a good one.

Oh well, I guess it's not the end of the world.
ModeratorGood content always wins.
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
May 21 2011 04:05 GMT
#6
Well... All I hear are crickets, did it occur yet?
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Dubzex
Profile Joined October 2010
United States6994 Posts
May 21 2011 04:09 GMT
#7
On May 21 2011 13:05 Disregard wrote:
Well... All I hear are crickets, did it occur yet?

If WeMadeFox wins tonight over SKT, then we know the world has come to an end.
"DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY CARRY OR YOU WILL BE CARRIED INTO THE ABYSS OF SUFFERING" - Tyler 'TC' Cook
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
May 21 2011 04:12 GMT
#8
I'm not really hoping for an ethereal death.
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Radical
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States481 Posts
May 21 2011 04:13 GMT
#9
What is this about? Is the world supposed to end tonight or something?
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
May 21 2011 04:16 GMT
#10
according to a large majority of christians, it is.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
TadH
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1846 Posts
May 21 2011 04:18 GMT
#11
how much longer?
DomiNater
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States527 Posts
May 21 2011 04:19 GMT
#12
Wiki says it will happen @ 6pm evenly across all time-zones. God knows his logistics son.
After I captured the elephant in the room, swept her under the rug for the hell of it... I welcome you to the melting through, of a planet that was selfish in its development of a healthy view.
Janex
Profile Joined November 2010
Philippines23 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-21 04:24:27
May 21 2011 04:20 GMT
#13
On May 21 2011 13:16 ZaplinG wrote:
according to a large majority of christians, it is.


fools... well Im a christian, but this?

anyways... found him http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Camping
so guys? what do you think of this guy?
J v All FTW!!!
Foreplay
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1154 Posts
May 21 2011 04:28 GMT
#14
On May 21 2011 13:16 ZaplinG wrote:
according to a large majority of christians, it is.

Actually a very small minority of christians think it is.
Better than Pokebunny
Nfi
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States357 Posts
May 21 2011 04:33 GMT
#15
On May 21 2011 13:16 ZaplinG wrote:
according to a large majority of christians, it is.

Actually I highly doubt more than 1% or so of people really believe this.
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person, give man a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-05-21 04:36:43
May 21 2011 04:36 GMT
#16
On May 21 2011 13:02 motbob wrote:
Everyone's making jokes about the rapture on Twitter and Facebook... but I can't think of a good one.

Oh well, I guess it's not the end of the world.

You're running out of time.... to make some joke before the final hour muahahahah
I don't know even when the final hour is, has it started? Fuck please no zombies.
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
crms
Profile Joined February 2010
United States11933 Posts
May 21 2011 04:44 GMT
#17
its been 43 minutes since it would have happened in Kiribati Kiritimati the first region to strike 6pm. I think those are the christmas islands.

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/

they better be shaking to shit right now!

http://i.imgur.com/fAUOr2c.png | Fighting games are great
TheSubtleArt
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada2527 Posts
May 21 2011 05:01 GMT
#18
The guy who predicted this also predicted the end of the world like 40 years ago and then said he made a miscalculation when it didn't happen.

Also his predictions make no fucking sense. The rapture happens tomorrow, and then 5 months later hes predicting doomsday. What about the whole thing with the antichrist? The 7 year reign? Anything?

In matthew it specifically says no1 can know the date it will happen, not even jesus, only Jehovah. Yet the guy brings out some bullshit about how that only applied to the "church era", and now its possible to figure it out. But the method hes using to figure it out (some stupid translate words into numbers and think a day in genesis = 1000 years thing, which a large majority of christian theologists have attacked anyway) really has no correleation to the time period. You could make the exact same prediction at any time.

Basically the guys full of shit
Dodge arrows
gogogadgetflow
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2583 Posts
May 21 2011 05:10 GMT
#19
On May 21 2011 13:02 motbob wrote:
Everyone's making jokes about the rapture on Twitter and Facebook... but I can't think of a good one.

Oh well, I guess it's not the end of the world.


BAWWWWWWWWWW HAHAHAHAHUEHA
Cow
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1104 Posts
May 21 2011 05:16 GMT
#20
On May 21 2011 13:02 motbob wrote:
Everyone's making jokes about the rapture on Twitter and Facebook... but I can't think of a good one.

Oh well, I guess it's not the end of the world.

LMAO! xD
R.I.P. Nujabes ♫
Tin_Foil
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States243 Posts
May 21 2011 05:41 GMT
#21
On May 21 2011 13:16 ZaplinG wrote:
according to a large majority of christians, it is.


Hah! Where did you get that idea?? According to a tiny, minuscule fraction of Christians is what you meant to mean I think.

One guy and his follows on some radio show believe this.
j2choe
Profile Joined December 2009
Canada243 Posts
May 21 2011 05:57 GMT
#22
On May 21 2011 13:16 ZaplinG wrote:
according to a large majority of christians, it is.


Even funnier than the OP.
Astrapto
Profile Joined December 2010
United States69 Posts
May 21 2011 06:20 GMT
#23
Jesus clearly said that no man will know when he returns.
Matthew 24:36
Mark 13:32
Besides, it's supposed to be 6 pm I believe, not sure which time zone.
But these allegations inspire good questions.
ALLEN
kunstderfugue
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Mexico375 Posts
May 21 2011 06:41 GMT
#24
wait, so if the cataclysm is based on time zones, can't we avoid it by traveling to the west? maybe if we get a fast enough boat! hopefully the suez and panama canals are still open, that way we can do an almost straight run around the world. then we will have avoided the judgement day, arising the TL community over the average man who actually got judged. and then we go to jail for avoiding the law... but better than being dead amirite?

does this post make any sense?
Old lamps for new!
Astrapto
Profile Joined December 2010
United States69 Posts
May 21 2011 06:43 GMT
#25
No.
ALLEN
Ba Bo
Profile Joined May 2011
18 Posts
May 21 2011 06:49 GMT
#26
On May 21 2011 15:41 kunstderfugue wrote:
wait, so if the cataclysm is based on time zones, can't we avoid it by traveling to the west? maybe if we get a fast enough boat! hopefully the suez and panama canals are still open, that way we can do an almost straight run around the world. then we will have avoided the judgement day, arising the TL community over the average man who actually got judged. and then we go to jail for avoiding the law... but better than being dead amirite?

does this post make any sense?


What the hell. I don't understand.
holy_war
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States3590 Posts
May 21 2011 08:32 GMT
#27
On May 21 2011 15:49 Ba Bo wrote:
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On May 21 2011 15:41 kunstderfugue wrote:
wait, so if the cataclysm is based on time zones, can't we avoid it by traveling to the west? maybe if we get a fast enough boat! hopefully the suez and panama canals are still open, that way we can do an almost straight run around the world. then we will have avoided the judgement day, arising the TL community over the average man who actually got judged. and then we go to jail for avoiding the law... but better than being dead amirite?

does this post make any sense?



What the hell. I don't understand.


Technically, if you have a fast enough plane and you cross the International Date Line at the exact time, you can avoid May 21st altogether. What will happen as a result? Who knows
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