Lol my moment of terror was when I was shitting at the girlfriends and I pushed the lever on the toilet to flush and nothing happened. Had to take shit off the top of their toilet to manually flush the part in the tank. It sucked and I felt like everyone second in there was just another person thinking "Man why's it take him so long in the bathroom? What's he doing in there?" So I wanted to yell out "the toilet's fucked I finished pooping minutes ago" but, of course, I never did. Never fuck around while doing your business - that's when you get caught