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On March 11 2011 13:49 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2011 13:41 MOARpylons wrote:On March 11 2011 13:35 Crimson wrote:On March 11 2011 13:27 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote: i should have my girlfriend check out your blogs, she loves fictional romance stories! o.O ouch... I know what a dick right? that's rude, i was trying to imply that i think your stories, while fake (at the least grossly exaggerated), are cute - i think she would like them don't bite the hand that feeds, please
Theyre not fake or exaggerated.
Dont be a dick
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On March 11 2011 13:33 Conversion wrote:o: things seem so perfect. Waiting for problems to pop up, just so it seems a bit more real. Either that or I'm just a sadist. LOL. Entertaining as hell to read, thanks for taking your time to entertain us
Not so much a sadist as a cynic...(I think)...I'm a pretty cynical person but still find this very nice. :3
lol @ the cutting out nsfw ;D
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On March 11 2011 13:49 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2011 13:41 MOARpylons wrote:On March 11 2011 13:35 Crimson wrote:On March 11 2011 13:27 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote: i should have my girlfriend check out your blogs, she loves fictional romance stories! o.O ouch... I know what a dick right? that's rude, i was trying to imply that i think your stories, while fake (at the least grossly exaggerated), are cute - i think she would like them don't bite the hand that feeds, please
i agree. you went from this guy who is so nervous to a guy who bangs her after the second date and exploding with confidence. lol. after part 5, everything got silly. lol
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On March 11 2011 13:50 MOARpylons wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2011 13:49 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:On March 11 2011 13:41 MOARpylons wrote:On March 11 2011 13:35 Crimson wrote:On March 11 2011 13:27 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote: i should have my girlfriend check out your blogs, she loves fictional romance stories! o.O ouch... I know what a dick right? that's rude, i was trying to imply that i think your stories, while fake (at the least grossly exaggerated), are cute - i think she would like them don't bite the hand that feeds, please Theyre not fake or exaggerated. Dont be a dick
you should really calm down! i like your attention to detail, and i think as you get more experience in life your parts about specific things that you/she do(es)/say(s) will be closer and closer to the real thing
keep up the good work, i look forward to number 8!
On March 11 2011 13:54 itmraoll wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2011 13:49 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:On March 11 2011 13:41 MOARpylons wrote:On March 11 2011 13:35 Crimson wrote:On March 11 2011 13:27 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote: i should have my girlfriend check out your blogs, she loves fictional romance stories! o.O ouch... I know what a dick right? that's rude, i was trying to imply that i think your stories, while fake (at the least grossly exaggerated), are cute - i think she would like them don't bite the hand that feeds, please i agree. you went from this guy who is so nervous to a guy who bangs her after the second date and exploding with confidence. lol. after part 5, everything got silly. lol
well, i could see that part - she's got a kid so she clearly puts out.. and everyone gets cocky after the first time =o
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On March 11 2011 13:54 itmraoll wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2011 13:49 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:On March 11 2011 13:41 MOARpylons wrote:On March 11 2011 13:35 Crimson wrote:On March 11 2011 13:27 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote: i should have my girlfriend check out your blogs, she loves fictional romance stories! o.O ouch... I know what a dick right? that's rude, i was trying to imply that i think your stories, while fake (at the least grossly exaggerated), are cute - i think she would like them don't bite the hand that feeds, please i agree. you went from this guy who is so nervous to a guy who bangs her after the second date and exploding with confidence. lol. after part 5, everything got silly. lol
So why are you reading them? go troll elsewhere please
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On March 11 2011 13:56 MOARpylons wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2011 13:54 itmraoll wrote:On March 11 2011 13:49 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:On March 11 2011 13:41 MOARpylons wrote:On March 11 2011 13:35 Crimson wrote:On March 11 2011 13:27 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote: i should have my girlfriend check out your blogs, she loves fictional romance stories! o.O ouch... I know what a dick right? that's rude, i was trying to imply that i think your stories, while fake (at the least grossly exaggerated), are cute - i think she would like them don't bite the hand that feeds, please i agree. you went from this guy who is so nervous to a guy who bangs her after the second date and exploding with confidence. lol. after part 5, everything got silly. lol So why are you reading them? go troll elsewhere please
you are a great writer, there's nothing wrong with reading fiction.. please keep writing them
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On March 11 2011 13:55 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2011 13:50 MOARpylons wrote:On March 11 2011 13:49 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:On March 11 2011 13:41 MOARpylons wrote:On March 11 2011 13:35 Crimson wrote:On March 11 2011 13:27 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote: i should have my girlfriend check out your blogs, she loves fictional romance stories! o.O ouch... I know what a dick right? that's rude, i was trying to imply that i think your stories, while fake (at the least grossly exaggerated), are cute - i think she would like them don't bite the hand that feeds, please Theyre not fake or exaggerated. Dont be a dick you should really calm down! i like your attention to detail, and i think as you get more experience in life your parts about specific things that you/she do(es)/say(s) will be closer and closer to the real thing keep up the good work, i look forward to number 8! Show nested quote +On March 11 2011 13:54 itmraoll wrote:On March 11 2011 13:49 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:On March 11 2011 13:41 MOARpylons wrote:On March 11 2011 13:35 Crimson wrote:On March 11 2011 13:27 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote: i should have my girlfriend check out your blogs, she loves fictional romance stories! o.O ouch... I know what a dick right? that's rude, i was trying to imply that i think your stories, while fake (at the least grossly exaggerated), are cute - i think she would like them don't bite the hand that feeds, please i agree. you went from this guy who is so nervous to a guy who bangs her after the second date and exploding with confidence. lol. after part 5, everything got silly. lol well, i could see that part - she's got a kid so she clearly puts out.. and everyone gets cocky after the first time =o
lol, i just read through all the previous stories/comments/arguments.. so you tell her you love her. then you fuck her after the second date. you guys going to get married next week?! rofl
edit: congrats on getting laid after the second date. that's hard to do without alcohol. lol. she must've had one hell of a dry spell.
lol, i say one thing and you ban me from yo blog?!!! dude, i'm a fan of your writing..
why did you get rid of the picture you posted in your previous blogs? i wanted to see the girl again. put up another picture! hehe
lol, just looked at the picture again. better picture of the girl!
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On March 11 2011 13:59 itmraoll wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2011 13:55 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:On March 11 2011 13:50 MOARpylons wrote:On March 11 2011 13:49 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:On March 11 2011 13:41 MOARpylons wrote:On March 11 2011 13:35 Crimson wrote:On March 11 2011 13:27 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote: i should have my girlfriend check out your blogs, she loves fictional romance stories! o.O ouch... I know what a dick right? that's rude, i was trying to imply that i think your stories, while fake (at the least grossly exaggerated), are cute - i think she would like them don't bite the hand that feeds, please Theyre not fake or exaggerated. Dont be a dick you should really calm down! i like your attention to detail, and i think as you get more experience in life your parts about specific things that you/she do(es)/say(s) will be closer and closer to the real thing keep up the good work, i look forward to number 8! On March 11 2011 13:54 itmraoll wrote:On March 11 2011 13:49 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote:On March 11 2011 13:41 MOARpylons wrote:On March 11 2011 13:35 Crimson wrote:On March 11 2011 13:27 LaSt)ChAnCe wrote: i should have my girlfriend check out your blogs, she loves fictional romance stories! o.O ouch... I know what a dick right? that's rude, i was trying to imply that i think your stories, while fake (at the least grossly exaggerated), are cute - i think she would like them don't bite the hand that feeds, please i agree. you went from this guy who is so nervous to a guy who bangs her after the second date and exploding with confidence. lol. after part 5, everything got silly. lol well, i could see that part - she's got a kid so she clearly puts out.. and everyone gets cocky after the first time =o lol, i just read through all the previous stories/comments/arguments.. so you tell her you love her. then you fuck her after the second date. you guys going to get married next week?! rofl edit: congrats on getting laid after the second date. that's hard to do without alcohol. lol. she must've had one hell of a dry spell.
Heh. Im glad commenting on these things gets you off.
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Alright, to defend MoarPylons.
I am not a particularly charming guy most of the time. I in fact am not one for pursuing sexual conquest. Most girls I have dated are quiet, reserved, and thoughtful, and NOT the kind you'd expect any sexual deviancy from and yet you know what the longest I've ever waited before a girl jumped by bone was?
7 days. Thats the longest. I had a point where I didn't make it past the first date for a long time and not one of those relationships was shorter than a good number of months.
What MP is describing is a) not that unreasonable and b) more or less similar to things I've had.
I fell in love with the girl i am still seeing now a year later by the 2nd or 3rd date (she was the one who held out a whole week before she jumped me). I told her I loved her only a few weeks later. He just skipped a few steps.
You don't just "fall in love" over time. You have to let yourself feel it, which normally takes a long time, but you really are honest with yourself, you'd be surprised how quickly it can happen if you are willing to follow your emotions.
Good work, MP. I don't care whether it's true or not, but it certainly is no implausible, speaking from my own experience.
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Anyone remember that korean guy with his imaginary korean sc godess of a girlfriend blog?
I'm not gonna hate on the blog over whether its true or not, because its stupid to argue over the internet, but after this lag entry it definitely seems much more unrealistic.
If it is true, congrats for finding someone you really do love, and props to you for being okay with raising another guys kid.
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On March 11 2011 12:42 MOARpylons wrote: We ended up making love into the early hours of the morning. Our lips never left each other, Our bodies entwined in a slow passionate night of love. It was something magical.
I've read about this before but does this really happen? How do you not leave her lips while maintaining frictions intensive enough for you to climax? Did she orgasm as well? Did you lose your erection at any point throughout the night?
If you kept caressing her mouth cavity until the early morning did her breath turn sour towards the end? Was it still magical at that point?
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On March 11 2011 14:04 Sleight wrote: Alright, to defend MoarPylons.
I am not a particularly charming guy most of the time. I in fact am not one for pursuing sexual conquest. Most girls I have dated are quiet, reserved, and thoughtful, and NOT the kind you'd expect any sexual deviancy from and yet you know what the longest I've ever waited before a girl jumped by bone was?
7 days. Thats the longest. I had a point where I didn't make it past the first date for a long time and not one of those relationships was shorter than a good number of months.
What MP is describing is a) not that unreasonable and b) more or less similar to things I've had.
I fell in love with the girl i am still seeing now a year later by the 2nd or 3rd date (she was the one who held out a whole week before she jumped me). I told her I loved her only a few weeks later. He just skipped a few steps.
You don't just "fall in love" over time. You have to let yourself feel it, which normally takes a long time, but you really are honest with yourself, you'd be surprised how quickly it can happen if you are willing to follow your emotions.
Good work, MP. I don't care whether it's true or not, but it certainly is no implausible, speaking from my own experience.
Thanks for the input. Terribly sorry about all the trolls in here tonight
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On March 11 2011 14:08 MOARpylons wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2011 14:04 Sleight wrote: Alright, to defend MoarPylons.
I am not a particularly charming guy most of the time. I in fact am not one for pursuing sexual conquest. Most girls I have dated are quiet, reserved, and thoughtful, and NOT the kind you'd expect any sexual deviancy from and yet you know what the longest I've ever waited before a girl jumped by bone was?
7 days. Thats the longest. I had a point where I didn't make it past the first date for a long time and not one of those relationships was shorter than a good number of months.
What MP is describing is a) not that unreasonable and b) more or less similar to things I've had.
I fell in love with the girl i am still seeing now a year later by the 2nd or 3rd date (she was the one who held out a whole week before she jumped me). I told her I loved her only a few weeks later. He just skipped a few steps.
You don't just "fall in love" over time. You have to let yourself feel it, which normally takes a long time, but you really are honest with yourself, you'd be surprised how quickly it can happen if you are willing to follow your emotions.
Good work, MP. I don't care whether it's true or not, but it certainly is no implausible, speaking from my own experience. Thanks for the input. Terribly sorry about all the trolls in here tonight
i'm not a troll, i'm just telling you that i like your story! hoping to see some drama in the next episode though - i love unicorns and rainbows and all, but sometimes it has to rain
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On March 11 2011 14:07 thehorsebecomesking wrote:Show nested quote +On March 11 2011 12:42 MOARpylons wrote: We ended up making love into the early hours of the morning. Our lips never left each other, Our bodies entwined in a slow passionate night of love. It was something magical.
I've read about this before but does this really happen? How do you not leave her lips while maintaining frictions intensive enough for you to climax? Did she orgasm as well? Did you lose your erection at any point throughout the night? If you kept caressing her mouth cavity until the early morning did her breath turn sour towards the end? Was it still magical at that point?
-Yes -Because i was winning -Yes -No -Yes -Yes
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On March 11 2011 13:59 itmraoll wrote:
why did you get rid of the picture you posted in your previous blogs? i wanted to see the girl again. put up another picture! hehe
it's still in # 6, just spoilered
http://imgur.com/GtUb9.jpg
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You see, after the incident with our friend Dream)Xero everyone is particularly sensitive and suspicious, particularly when things seem to be going well.
Basically past history is making everyone suspicious as hell. Last)Chance is definitely deep in the trolling realm but you're certainly going to get some very suspicious people unless you pretty much videotape the entire relationship.
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Ah I knew this would turn into an authenticity flame war. Doesn't matter if this guy is for real or another (whats his face name with the fake Korean 200apm zerg gf), it's been an entertaining read.
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