Help with Creatively Making Money - Page 2

On March 01 2011 14:16 Hakker wrote:
Learn how to play online poker and become a millionaire like elky/rekrul etc.

Might take a while

www.liquidpoker.com

On March 01 2011 14:20 CaucasianAsian wrote:


its.net not .com

www.liquidpoker.net

And he says he will NOT gamble (poker/stocks)

On March 01 2011 14:09 CaucasianAsian wrote:
This is slightly illegal, and you might get in a lot of trouble if you're caught. But if you partake in these precautions you might be a-ok.

Things you will need: 1 friend who is willing to wait by his phone for a day. A pair of handcuffs, a few dollars, a briefcase, and a security guard uniform, and a printer, an ability to think on your feet, a clipboard, and carbon paper.

On any given Friday or Saturday go to Kinkos or your favorite printing store, and print out a bunch of business cards with a fake name, a fake security company's name, your friend's phone number, and a nice little slogan just for the hell of it.

Then put on your security guard uniform, and handcuff your left arm to your briefcase. Then go to your local bank around 1 - 4 am, and put a sign on the "Late Night Deposit Box" saying "Sorry for the inconvenience, but due to remodeling to insure you have the best banking experience, we will be out of service for the night."

Then stand near the late night security deposit box and wait for the scrawny man with body guards from the local night clubs/strip joints to come make their weeknight deposits. Be sure to sound annoyed as you can't believe you're working this late etc... and tell them you're there to take deposits for the night. When they give you their money, put it in the handcuffed briefcase, write them out a receipt and sign it with your fake name on your business card.

When the cops come around, talk naturally. Don't be scared or annoyed, be friendly and annoyed. Give them your card (this is where your friend comes in) to call headquarters (your friend's phone number). When they call your friend, have him tell the nice police officers that they make sure you're not sleeping on the job, and that you're fired if you are. They will then believe everything is A-OK and go on with their day to their local Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donuts restaurant.

After around 4 am, take the sign off of the late night deposit box and go back to your car and enjoy all of the cash you just made. You can throw away all of the checks for those who give you them, as you can't cash them.