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It is my pleasure to recommend Greg "IdrA" Fields as a potential employee of the illustrious McDonalds franchise. I have been an admirer of his since the start of the year 2010 and acknowledge him as one of the most diligent workers I have known to date.
Mr. IdrA would be a perfect addition to your already renowned franchise. His knowledge on dealing with the human race is on par with the very best, and his ability to handle money is, perhaps, second to none. With his impressive comprehension of Macro economics, he has the potential to expand your enterprise to even further limits and will make the best use out of any available resources.
Mr. IdrA also has the strong backing of hundreds, perhaps thousands, of American supporters. To hire him will be an intelligent financial choice on your behalf, for it will bring in an immeasurable stream of additional revenue. On the other hand, if you are unwilling to employ Mr. IdrA as one of your own, do be prepared to face the irrationalities of a large, biased group and additional harsh criticisms on the imbalanced nutritional diet your company provides.
If I were to discern a deficiency of Mr. IdrA's, it would be his lactose-intolerance, of which he is especially susceptible to the aftermath of consuming cheese. However, do not worry, for as long as he knows beforehand, he can prepare himself for the inevitable and take the appropriate measures. Failure to comply with these instructions can lead to Mr. IdrA abruptly quitting without the required two-weeks notice, so take my advice with all due seriousness.
Upon these observations, I proudly recommend Mr. Greg "IdrA" Fields to the well-established McDonalds enterprise. I am sure he will respond to any and all expectations, and if not, take note that he is an honorable individual, and will never betray your franchise for the likes of Jack-in-the-Box or Burger King, so rest assured.
Sincerely,
Souma
Current Resident of Teamliquid.net
