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Flicky
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
England2675 Posts
February 15 2011 13:23 GMT
#1
I decided to get something special for my girlfriend for valentines day. We both work late and it's hard to go out afterwards so I decided to finish work early and pick up an indian for us. I got home, set everything out, lit some candles, started playing some music and laid out the indian so it was ready as soon as she got home.

Anyway, I got a call about 7:50 saying she'd be an hour late so I thought I'd keep the indian warm and maybe have a little taste myself. Hard to resist you know.

So anyway, she gets back about 9 and everything is perfect and ready. You know what she says? "For the last time we're not having a fucking threesome"

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Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23460 Posts
February 15 2011 13:24 GMT
#2
Damn, I wonder how many times she practiced that line to get it just as romantic as she needed it.
aka Teutonica
Nazza
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1654 Posts
February 15 2011 13:27 GMT
#3
+ Show Spoiler +
you should change the wording to "pick up (some) indian (food)".


Am I getting the joke?
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Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23460 Posts
February 15 2011 13:32 GMT
#4
Oh, shit, I completely missed that.
I thought it was more along the lines of --> candles dinner etc he MUST want something.
aka Teutonica
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-15 13:38:40
February 15 2011 13:37 GMT
#5
On February 15 2011 22:32 Slayer91 wrote:
Oh, shit, I completely missed that.
I thought it was more along the lines of --> candles dinner etc he MUST want something.


same...

work early and pick up an indian for us


lol, funny story
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Gruv
Profile Joined October 2009
United Kingdom379 Posts
February 15 2011 13:38 GMT
#6
Badum tsh! Well played Flicky, well played.
Well butter my biscuit.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9377 Posts
February 15 2011 13:42 GMT
#7
niceeeeeee bro

would read again
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WGT-Baal
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
France3577 Posts
February 15 2011 13:44 GMT
#8
That s a funny story, well done with the indian line
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Navane
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Netherlands2763 Posts
February 15 2011 13:44 GMT
#9
On February 15 2011 22:32 Slayer91 wrote:
Oh, shit, I completely missed that.
I thought it was more along the lines of --> candles dinner etc he MUST want something.


Same her. Thats sad actually
Elroi
Profile Joined August 2009
Sweden5617 Posts
February 15 2011 13:47 GMT
#10
haha you got me!
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RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
February 15 2011 13:53 GMT
#11
I just looked up the definition of indian but I didn't find anything I didn't already know, so I'm not getting it.
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AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
February 15 2011 14:00 GMT
#12
I got owned
Mithhaike
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Singapore2759 Posts
February 15 2011 14:01 GMT
#13
RoieTRS, the "indian" is refering to a person. Not a type of food.
Mew Mew Pew Pew
Vequeth
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United Kingdom1116 Posts
February 15 2011 14:31 GMT
#14
Brilliant.
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Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
February 15 2011 14:49 GMT
#15
haha wow
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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES51706 Posts
February 15 2011 15:21 GMT
#16
.....I guess she didn't want me.....you said I could have her....
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Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
February 15 2011 15:52 GMT
#17
hahaha so clever. took me a couple seconds to catch it.
iGrok
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5142 Posts
February 15 2011 16:21 GMT
#18
eh, I caught it when you said you picked up "an" indian.

Still gave me a chuckle though
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da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
February 15 2011 16:52 GMT
#19
yeah when u said an indian, i wasn't thinking of the food at all lol. but still funny
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