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Flicky
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
England2662 Posts
February 15 2011 13:23 GMT
#1
I decided to get something special for my girlfriend for valentines day. We both work late and it's hard to go out afterwards so I decided to finish work early and pick up an indian for us. I got home, set everything out, lit some candles, started playing some music and laid out the indian so it was ready as soon as she got home.

Anyway, I got a call about 7:50 saying she'd be an hour late so I thought I'd keep the indian warm and maybe have a little taste myself. Hard to resist you know.

So anyway, she gets back about 9 and everything is perfect and ready. You know what she says? "For the last time we're not having a fucking threesome"

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Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
February 15 2011 13:24 GMT
#2
Damn, I wonder how many times she practiced that line to get it just as romantic as she needed it.
Nazza
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1654 Posts
February 15 2011 13:27 GMT
#3
+ Show Spoiler +
you should change the wording to "pick up (some) indian (food)".


Am I getting the joke?
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Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
February 15 2011 13:32 GMT
#4
Oh, shit, I completely missed that.
I thought it was more along the lines of --> candles dinner etc he MUST want something.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-15 13:38:40
February 15 2011 13:37 GMT
#5
On February 15 2011 22:32 Slayer91 wrote:
Oh, shit, I completely missed that.
I thought it was more along the lines of --> candles dinner etc he MUST want something.


same...

work early and pick up an indian for us


lol, funny story
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Gruv
Profile Joined October 2009
United Kingdom379 Posts
February 15 2011 13:38 GMT
#6
Badum tsh! Well played Flicky, well played.
Well butter my biscuit.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9374 Posts
February 15 2011 13:42 GMT
#7
niceeeeeee bro

would read again
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WGT-Baal
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
France3361 Posts
February 15 2011 13:44 GMT
#8
That s a funny story, well done with the indian line
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Navane
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Netherlands2748 Posts
February 15 2011 13:44 GMT
#9
On February 15 2011 22:32 Slayer91 wrote:
Oh, shit, I completely missed that.
I thought it was more along the lines of --> candles dinner etc he MUST want something.


Same her. Thats sad actually
Elroi
Profile Joined August 2009
Sweden5595 Posts
February 15 2011 13:47 GMT
#10
haha you got me!
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RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
February 15 2011 13:53 GMT
#11
I just looked up the definition of indian but I didn't find anything I didn't already know, so I'm not getting it.
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AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
February 15 2011 14:00 GMT
#12
I got owned
Mithhaike
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Singapore2759 Posts
February 15 2011 14:01 GMT
#13
RoieTRS, the "indian" is refering to a person. Not a type of food.
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Vequeth
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United Kingdom1116 Posts
February 15 2011 14:31 GMT
#14
Brilliant.
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Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
February 15 2011 14:49 GMT
#15
haha wow
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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50120 Posts
February 15 2011 15:21 GMT
#16
.....I guess she didn't want me.....you said I could have her....
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Bereft
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States1007 Posts
February 15 2011 15:52 GMT
#17
hahaha so clever. took me a couple seconds to catch it.
iGrok
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5142 Posts
February 15 2011 16:21 GMT
#18
eh, I caught it when you said you picked up "an" indian.

Still gave me a chuckle though
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da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
February 15 2011 16:52 GMT
#19
yeah when u said an indian, i wasn't thinking of the food at all lol. but still funny
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