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Dear bronchitis,
Fuck you.
I woke up Sunday morning with it. I felt a little bit off before I went to sleep Saturday night, but when I woke up I instantly felt terrible.
My throat hurts. My lungs hurt. They hurt even more when I cough. I ache in general. And I have the most persistent headache because every time I cough it's so violent I may as well put my head in one of those things that mixes paint.
So, on the way to work today, I stopped at CVS and bought Mucinex, a vitamin C supplement you mix in water which absolutely smells awful but really doesn't taste all that bad, some food to heat up, and Spaghettios. For some reason, Spaghettios cheer me up. Just saying it makes me feel a tiny little bit better.
I should have called out. But I didn't. At least the ginger ale and orange juice is free.
So, bronchitis, enjoy the overload of vitamin C, hydration, and hot chicken noodle soup.
I mean, that's like, not having any observers when your opponent goes cloaked banshees.
Worse yet, is that I'm sitting here complaining about bronchitis when I can see the ribbon for Violet in my peripheral vision. :\
Fuck bronchitis. But fuck leukemia even more.
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I fucking love spaghettios. Too bad I'm out gotta goto the store for more, thanks for reminding me =D
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ask your doctor for some tussionex
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On February 01 2011 04:45 [Eternal]Phoenix wrote:
I fucking love spaghettios. Too bad I'm out gotta goto the store for more, thanks for reminding me =D
IKR?! Stuff is so good.
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Oh. My. Fucking. God.
Must have Spaghetti-Os. Right now.
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On February 01 2011 04:53 gumbum8 wrote:
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
Must have Spaghetti-Os. Right now.
SPAGHETTIOS PARTY
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On February 01 2011 04:36 LazyMacro wrote:
So, bronchitis, enjoy the overload of vitamin C,..
I had to read that like 3 times before I stopped saying "overlord"
anyway how long does bronchitis keep you down for?
oh ya and try not to tell your people at work, they'll probably avoid you for quite a long time
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On February 01 2011 04:57 LazyMacro wrote:Show nested quote +On February 01 2011 04:53 gumbum8 wrote:
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
Must have Spaghetti-Os. Right now. SPAGHETTIOS PARTY
w00t w00t!! I wanna go!!
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You gotta stop being lazy about your macro and get more white blood cells into your system. I don't care what kind of micro you have, it's been proven time and time again that macro is more important.
I don't think I've ever had spagettios and I'm still craving them. What the hell is going on.
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Yeah, i remember when i had bronchitis reoccuring for a few years straight.
Man that time sucked (well, missing school for a week was coolio, but otherwise...)
Just grind it out man - you'll be fine.
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Look at all them faces in them spaghettios!
Hope you get better fast, ginger ale and orange juice FTW!
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On February 01 2011 04:58 Assault_1 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 01 2011 04:36 LazyMacro wrote:
So, bronchitis, enjoy the overload of vitamin C,.. I had to read that like 3 times before I stopped saying "overlord" anyway how long does bronchitis keep you down for? oh ya and try not to tell your people at work, they'll probably avoid you for quite a long time
The last time I had it, I had it for about 10 days. It got pretty bad up until the last three days or so. God that was awful.
And LOL at the overload comment.
On February 01 2011 05:03 Slivered Skin wrote:
You gotta stop being lazy about your macro and get more white blood cells into your system. I don't care what kind of micro you have, it's been proven time and time again that macro is more important.
I don't think I've ever had spagettios and I'm still craving them. What the hell is going on.
Spaghettios are like drugs. To this day I'm still surprised they didn't include Spaghettios on the big chart of drugs they showed us in health class.
Someone with PhotoShop skills get on that shit, ASAP.
On February 01 2011 05:00 M155_G33k wrote:Show nested quote +On February 01 2011 04:57 LazyMacro wrote:On February 01 2011 04:53 gumbum8 wrote:
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
Must have Spaghetti-Os. Right now. SPAGHETTIOS PARTY w00t w00t!! I wanna go!!
Ew, no. Go away ~
On February 01 2011 05:05 kOre wrote:Look at all them faces in them spaghettios! Hope you get better fast, ginger ale and orange juice FTW!
I didn't even notice the smileys until I read what you wrote, rofl.
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United States24768 Posts
I wouldn't go into work if I had Bronchitis. I'm not sure how bad it is but if you call work and say "I have bronchitis" they won't get mad if you take off lol
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Not to be a troll (though I probably am being one right now), but IMO Chef Boyardee > Spaghetti-Os.
Anyways, I wish you the best of luck in getting better. Be sure to drink plenty of fluids and get plenty of rest.
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On February 01 2011 05:39 micronesia wrote:
I wouldn't go into work if I had Bronchitis. I'm not sure how bad it is but if you call work and say "I have bronchitis" they won't get mad if you take off lol
Oh, you're totally correct. I shouldn't have gone to work yesterday, but on Sundays I literally have nothing to do and I get paid a reasonable amount. I had to deal with Miss Geek yelling at me the whole time. Fucking mother complex... 
I shouldn't have gone to work today, either. The only reasons I still came to work are that (1) I've never called out of work once in the 2.5 years I've been at my currect job, (2) the only person who is trained to work my shift is the guy I relieve, and asking a dad who needs to go pick his kid up after work with two hours of notice to do a double I'd feel bad about.
I'm going to call out of work tomorrow unless by some miracle I'm drastically better.
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On February 01 2011 05:39 micronesia wrote:
I wouldn't go into work if I had Bronchitis. I'm not sure how bad it is but if you call work and say "I have bronchitis" they won't get mad if you take off lol
Try doing that without a big bad union behind you and tenure to stand on =P
not saying that I don't agree with you, but for most people, bronchitis is the type of thing that you are a lazy asshole if you take off for, but you're annoying if you come in and just constantly cough all over.
I fucking hate people who come in sick when they can work from home.
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On February 01 2011 06:02 Hawk wrote:Show nested quote +On February 01 2011 05:39 micronesia wrote:
I wouldn't go into work if I had Bronchitis. I'm not sure how bad it is but if you call work and say "I have bronchitis" they won't get mad if you take off lol Try doing that without a big bad union behind you and tenure to stand on =P not saying that I don't agree with you, but for most people, bronchitis is the type of thing that you are a lazy asshole if you take off for, but you're annoying if you come in and just constantly cough all over. I fucking hate people who come in sick when they can work from home.
Oh, I wish I could work from home. I would've done it.
Unfortunately, I work by the hour, have no union, nothing else to fall back on. Fortunately, my boss is fucking awesome, and he knows if I call out it's because I can't go. That's the good part about being honest and genuine all the time.
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United States24768 Posts
On February 01 2011 06:02 Hawk wrote:Show nested quote +On February 01 2011 05:39 micronesia wrote:
I wouldn't go into work if I had Bronchitis. I'm not sure how bad it is but if you call work and say "I have bronchitis" they won't get mad if you take off lol Try doing that without a big bad union behind you and tenure to stand on =P
With a doctor's note and not being out sick regularly? Yeah I'd try it. Anyone can get sick.
If you get sick a lot then yea things like a union and tenure are nice.
Any place that will fire me (let's say after the first few months of 'probation') because I got legitimately sick once... I really do not want to work at. I realize times are tough though and we sorta take what we can get.
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2.5 years and not one sick day? Damn, you should have like a medal of healthiness or something haha.
Get well soon!
PS: I'm really in the mood for spaghetti-o's right now, too bad I'm in class until 8. D:
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On February 01 2011 06:55 a9arnn wrote:
2.5 years and not one sick day? Damn, you should have like a medal of healthiness or something haha.
Get well soon!
PS: I'm really in the mood for spaghetti-o's right now, too bad I'm in class until 8. D:
Yeah, and the fun part is that I literally feel so awful right now I'm considering leaving. I'm definitely calling out tomorrow, and there's no one to cover. Not much I can do though. :\
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I get sick ALL the time.. I mean like 30-40 days a year... I know how you feel only x10. I just had bronchitis last week... and 2 months ago, etc... Get better soon. :/
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Get well soon :[
Get you some 'Tussin
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Thanks. I've had so much vitamin C today I'm fairly confident I could beat AIDS.
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On February 01 2011 08:43 LazyMacro wrote:
Thanks. I've had so much vitamin C today I'm fairly confident I could beat AIDS.
go go gadget yellow pee
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On February 01 2011 09:13 Haemonculus wrote:Show nested quote +On February 01 2011 08:43 LazyMacro wrote:
Thanks. I've had so much vitamin C today I'm fairly confident I could beat AIDS. go go gadget yellow pee
ROFL
Oh man, that brings back memories of getting up early to watch cartoons as a kid. ^_^
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Small little update: I called out of work today for the first time ever (at this company). I expected to be given a hard time since there would be nobody to cover my shift, but all my supervisor said when I told him I was sick and couldn't work was, "Alright."
*shrug*
So, I'm spending the day in bed trying to sleep, but really sweating like I'm in a sauna and having chills. Awesome. Oh, and it's snowing so badly here I couldn't go out if I needed something. I'm already running low on stuff.
T_T
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On February 01 2011 09:21 LazyMacro wrote:Show nested quote +On February 01 2011 09:13 Haemonculus wrote:On February 01 2011 08:43 LazyMacro wrote:
Thanks. I've had so much vitamin C today I'm fairly confident I could beat AIDS. go go gadget yellow pee ROFL Oh man, that brings back memories of getting up early to watch cartoons as a kid. ^_^
I can't help but think that inspector gadget caused a lot of collateral damage.
"Go Go Gadget Helicopter!"
*rocket skates come out instead*
*he wildly staggers into traffic, and cars swerve out of the way to avoid hitting him*
*end of scene*
That sort of thing happened alllll the time. I'm sure at least once he's cause a few fatal car accidents.
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Austin10833 Posts
I used to get really mad at Mr. Magoo cartoons as a kid. STOP LETTING HIM DRIVE HE CAN'T SEE!!
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On February 01 2011 04:36 LazyMacro wrote:
Fuck bronchitis. But fuck leukemia even more.
Spoken like a true man. =P
Hope you get better!
I'll be home tonight, let's play some SC2! You can enjoy my fail. ♥
On February 02 2011 06:04 BroOd wrote:
I used to get really mad at Mr. Magoo cartoons as a kid. STOP LETTING HIM DRIVE HE CAN'T SEE!!
I just laughed so hard LOL
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On February 02 2011 06:14 Raeleigh wrote:Show nested quote +On February 01 2011 04:36 LazyMacro wrote:
Fuck bronchitis. But fuck leukemia even more. Spoken like a true man. =P Hope you get better! I'll be home tonight, let's play some SC2! You can enjoy my fail. ♥ Show nested quote +On February 02 2011 06:04 BroOd wrote:
I used to get really mad at Mr. Magoo cartoons as a kid. STOP LETTING HIM DRIVE HE CAN'T SEE!! I just laughed so hard LOL
Yeah, let's play! :D
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