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supernovamaniac
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States3047 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-30 15:17:18
January 30 2011 15:16 GMT
#21
There's no Kongline discussion in this thread?

1/5

Otherwise, well written, though I do get something out of being a Bisu fan >_>
ppp
Redmark
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada2129 Posts
January 30 2011 15:48 GMT
#22
I thought it would be another SC2 vs BW thread.
I was pleasantly surprised. FOX fuck yeah.
2Pacalypse-
Profile Joined October 2006
Croatia9530 Posts
January 30 2011 16:05 GMT
#23
Haha, pretty nicely done.
Moderator"We're a community of geniuses because we've found how to extract 95% of the feeling of doing something amazing without actually doing anything." - Chill
zenMaster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada761 Posts
January 30 2011 16:14 GMT
#24
Flash only wins by turtling, he is a terrible player without his turtle.
PUPATREE
Profile Joined August 2009
340 Posts
January 30 2011 16:17 GMT
#25
Well done.
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
Armathai
Profile Joined October 2007
1023 Posts
January 30 2011 16:39 GMT
#26
Hahaha great write-up!

I kinda feel there could be a newest rookie subset too, the guys who think they spotted the next talent etc.
Looking for ArcticCerebrate formerly from @USEast
Welmu
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Finland3295 Posts
January 30 2011 16:42 GMT
#27
Bisu so handsome and plays sooo cute and perfect<3<3<3
Progamertwitter.com/welmu1 | twitch.com/Welmu1
tyCe
Profile Joined March 2010
Australia2542 Posts
January 30 2011 17:06 GMT
#28
I always thought a major category of Bisu fanboys were closet gay or subconsciously gay or a girl.

IMO 90% of Bisu fanboys are gay, 9% are generic SKT bandwagoners who are also annoying enough to like Fantasy, and 1% are Protoss players who haven't yet seen the awesomeness of Stork.
Betrayed by EG.BuK
matjlav
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Germany2435 Posts
January 30 2011 17:54 GMT
#29
Eh, I would say that the Sea and Jaehoon categories don't describe me very well. But fun blog anyway.
Spazer
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada8033 Posts
January 30 2011 17:59 GMT
#30
On January 30 2011 23:53 tomatriedes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 30 2011 20:28 Turbovolver wrote:
In this thread I'm going to analyse the fanboys of many of the top players. I promise you this is 100% accurate, and simultaneously all for fun.


Flash Fanboys:
They like this guy because he's the best. Some of them will be terrans on iccup, looking up to his godly play. Many more will just be blind bandwagoners, enjoying following whoever is dominating at the moment. These are pretty dumb reasons to like a player, and I personally see no good ones to like this guy.

Redeeming features: They are mostly chill. They simply like him because he's the best, which means less delusions. Plenty of excuses when he loses of course, but that's true of every fanboy of any player.

How to troll them: Call his play boring. Patently untrue (except when he goes mech TvZ, and I don't say this as a TvZ mech-hater, Flash is especially good at making that boring), but guaranteed to work.





Chill? Flash fans are the touchiest fans around! Even dare to vaguely hint he might not be the best player in the universe for all infinity and you'll get flamed by like 20 of them. Trolling them is as simple as saying anything at all about him which isn't complete worship.

+ Show Spoiler +
And, come on, you have to admit zero is pretty cute. ^^




This is true. Remember that time when Flash was #1 power rank and his fans got all pissy in the comments because there wasn't enough emphasis on how amazing his accomplishments were? It was hilarious.

Anyway, nice writeup, OP. Sooo much trollbait in this thread.
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Bwenjarin Raffrack
Profile Joined November 2008
United States322 Posts
January 30 2011 18:44 GMT
#31
Nicely done, OP. Fanning fanboy flames is fine fun as always.

On January 30 2011 23:53 tomatriedes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 30 2011 20:28 Turbovolver wrote:
In this thread I'm going to analyse the fanboys of many of the top players. I promise you this is 100% accurate, and simultaneously all for fun.


Flash Fanboys:
They like this guy because he's the best. Some of them will be terrans on iccup, looking up to his godly play. Many more will just be blind bandwagoners, enjoying following whoever is dominating at the moment. These are pretty dumb reasons to like a player, and I personally see no good ones to like this guy.

Redeeming features: They are mostly chill. They simply like him because he's the best, which means less delusions. Plenty of excuses when he loses of course, but that's true of every fanboy of any player.

How to troll them: Call his play boring. Patently untrue (except when he goes mech TvZ, and I don't say this as a TvZ mech-hater, Flash is especially good at making that boring), but guaranteed to work.



And, come on, you have to admit zero is pretty cute. ^^


Eww, go away, you pedoph-- OH GOD I QUOTED YOU NOW

I have to burn my computer before they suspect me too
I'm not as thunk as dreople pink I am.
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-30 19:24:20
January 30 2011 19:22 GMT
#32
lol nice job. All of those are pretty accurate. Although I wish Stork fans could go back to being chill
Edit: I'm a Stork fan
+ Show Spoiler +
Since this is a fanboy thread I thought I'd state my preference for the best player in the world
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
Turbovolver
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia2396 Posts
January 30 2011 19:42 GMT
#33
I didn't count YellOw because everybody is a fanboy of YellOw.

I don't think Bisu is particularly handsome, either for appealing to guys or girls. That's just me being weird though.

I kinda feel there could be a newest rookie subset too, the guys who think they spotted the next talent etc.

Yeah, like I did with Bogus >_____>



Also as for the bonjwa discussion, I just know I've seen people say that the term was used before Savior. If they were wrong, then maybe Savior really was the first bonjwa. I'm not going to pretend to have been watching Starcraft during his prime.
The original Bogus fan.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
January 30 2011 20:19 GMT
#34
this person actually likes Starcraft and not good-player-dicksucking

No, man, like I totally loved this band before they were big. That means I have better taste than you. Also, check out all these indie bands you've never heard of. I know nobody likes them, but that's what makes me unique and cool.

:o Seems like an apt comparison to me.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
soujiro_
Profile Joined June 2010
Uruguay5195 Posts
January 30 2011 21:29 GMT
#35
really cool blog and i thought i was going to be some sc2 vs bw flame thread lol
ace hwaiting!!
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
January 30 2011 22:35 GMT
#36
I'm still Effort's biggest fan .
|BW>Everything|Add me on star2 KR server TheMuTaL.675 for practice games :)|NEX clan| https://www.dotabuff.com/players/183104694
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11393 Posts
January 30 2011 22:47 GMT
#37
On January 31 2011 07:35 Megaliskuu wrote:
I'm still Shine's biggest fan .

It's true.

You really have emulated your play so much after him. ^^
Moderator。◕‿◕。
Xenocide_Knight
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Korea (South)2625 Posts
January 30 2011 22:48 GMT
#38
The easiest way to troll Shine fanboys is to say everything he does is cheese.
Seriously, every time Shine does an attack, even a timing attack at like the 25 minute mark, some how its called cheese -_-
Shine[Kal] #1 fan
Romantic
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1844 Posts
January 30 2011 22:49 GMT
#39
Ah yes, because 20 people trolling in every chat saying the exact same thing for weeks on end is so funny\entertaining\unique.

Oh, I get it. You are purposefully misleading the trolls into trolling incredibly poorly and in a boring fashion XD. Very clever, OP.
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
January 30 2011 23:19 GMT
#40
On January 31 2011 07:47 Harem wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 31 2011 07:35 Megaliskuu wrote:
I'm still Shine's biggest fan .

It's true.

You really have emulated your play so much after him. ^^


I think you're jealous of my lategame ability to mass cracklings and rape terrans.
|BW>Everything|Add me on star2 KR server TheMuTaL.675 for practice games :)|NEX clan| https://www.dotabuff.com/players/183104694
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