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SlayerSBoxeR to be given a bye to the Code S Finals
Earlier today, GomTV elaborated on the newly released plans for Code S. Many fans who tried to pointlessly figure out the system noticed that SlayerSBoxeR did not appear to have any challenges or games in his path. GomTV confirmed in a statement that BoxeR has been given a bye to the Code S Finals.
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Pictured is SlayerSBoxeR, who also goes by his nickname Lim Jo Hawn or Lim Yo Han Solo or Jimbo Kahn or something like that
GomTV explained in their statement that they had tried to help BoxeR previously, but felt he needed more assistance this time:
”In GSL 2 and 3, we made sure he qualified and even set up his opponents for him, but he sucked and didn't go all the way. Since he's honorable or some shit, he refused our direct help. You see how far that got him? Barely made Code S on his own. Pathetic. This time, we're not taking any chances and making sure he gets to the finals and not letting his “honor” get in the way.”
GomTV even elaborated on how they fixed the brackets for him in GSL 2 and 3:
”In GSL 2, we had it all set up. We even made sure he played and beat NaDa for uber ratings and money for us. However, we didn't realize how dreadful his TvZ was until his showmatch with that Fruity guy at Blizzcon. By that time, there were like eleventy billion Zergs on the other side of the bracket and even we couldn't fix that. In GSL 3, we made sure he faced no Zergs and had his path all lined up. We had some drunk foreign Terran named after a soju brand, a Protoss who hadn't heard of the Extended Thermal Lance upgrade, a Protoss with stupid glasses and known for choking, and a Terran player who had to apologize to the community for being so bad. But, of course, like a moron, he loses to some scrub named Polt. Needless to say, we were fucking pissed.”
The admission of match fixing has gone largely unnoticed by the community who are more angry at Polt and NesTea for denying them a BoxeR GSL win. Distinguished TeamLiquid community member, ShitPuncher69, had this to say about GomTV's statement, “I am fucking excited to see BoxeR in the finals, it's the way it should be anyways. He's teh bestest in the world and those stupid players in previous GSL's, didn't realize it and should have let him win. Let's see them try to stop him now!11!one!1!” The rest of the community agreed, saying that they also have massive hard-ons for BoxeR.
GomTV also considered fixing the whole tournament, but according to their statement they “want to maintain the integrity of GomTV and ensure a fair tournament for everyone.”
+ Show Spoiler [Editor's note] +A little busy this week, and the next one might take awhile, so I hope to have it up next Sunday or Monday. It should be pretty good  Stay Tuned!
 
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BoXeR doesnt need help he will succeed on his own, sooner or later he will have a SC2 equivalent of yellow to be his punching bag  granted...yellow did turn the tides recently in games against BoXeR back in BW
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Funny funny... haha.
Never make fun of the emperor again 
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Hahahahaha I JUST realized that this is a joke article.
(after looking at the banner, then looking at the banner of the "subway map"  )
Pretty clever. 
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"Since he's honorable or some shit"
hahahahahaha. Enjoyed the blog mate.
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I was frowning until GomTV talked about GSL 1&2. Then I lol'ed. In RL.
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BoxeR will destroy everybody in 2011!
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rofl, more awesome shit.
I like how you basically dissed Jinro, MC, choya, and Rain.
I know it's all in jest though. Jinro and MC are cool.
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Hahaha 5/5! That Fruity guy!
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I love the Infested Archon
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awesomeness at it's most awesome level.
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Hahah laughed IRL, 5 stars
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Even better than the first one. Haha.
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I kinda miss the charts 
good job! a little over the top, but yaaay boxer i can say no ill of anything with boxer in it.
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These articles are so fun =p I didn't realize this was an IA until the first statement "quote". The caption on the picture definitely confused me though until I realized it was an IA
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These are great, but can you make them not so obvious? The random swearing and lack of... "professionalism" really kills it for me. It's not a parody newspaper until someone gets legitimately angry at fake news :D
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srsly nigga
how the fuck u think it be like if we all posted like this bro?
shit could be so cash if you did it right
pce
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I hope Im not only one who was disappointed to realize you were joking about putting Boxer into the Finals :I
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On December 28 2010 10:01 MYM.Testie wrote:
srsly nigga
how the fuck u think it be like if we all posted like this bro?
shit could be so cash if you did it right
pce
lol wut
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Epic. I lol'd so hard, good stuff! Keep them coming!
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Haha, I always love these. Keep up the good work!
I loved the part about Jinro (we really need some drunk matches and a Combat-Ex-style Day[9] commentating) and ending it with "Needless to say, we were fucking pissed" was absolutely hilarious to me for some reason.
Of course, this surely adds some fuel to the whole Boxer conspiracy for the more . . . uh, interesting and intelligent . . . people on the forum. [sarcasm] I'm just so excited to hear more people's theories on that. [/sarcasm]
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I like this one the most ^^. More mildly amusing than the other. lol
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Entertaining blog! It does highlight certain things though.
In one of threads suggesting the bracket fixing, some notable members of the community were also suspicious of it. Also, the way you portrayed random forum posters thinking Boxer getting special treatment = a good thing so well in that lol, it was rampant in those 20 or so pages.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=172934
Great blog, keep it up (unless they close it, then I'll remember it fondly)
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Parody news is AWESOME :D
It actually got me for a little while, atleast for the newcomers.
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On December 28 2010 09:59 paper wrote:
These are great, but can you make them not so obvious? The random swearing and lack of... "professionalism" really kills it for me. It's not a parody newspaper until someone gets legitimately angry at fake news :D
Heh, I'm not trying to fool people, just trying to get a few laughs. I kinda like the blatantly over-the-top absurd style. As you might tell from the banner, I'm an Onion fan, so I draw some inspiration from their style. I may try being more subtle in the future, although apparently some people who hadn't previously read this blog were still fooled at the beginning. You're probably right about the swearing, though, so I'll likely tone it down a bit.
Thanks for the support, everyone. I'm glad it's not a total failure I got a few ideas banked up, and more ideas should come to me as the news and tournaments ramp up again after the new year.
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haha i love these, keep em coming.
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On December 28 2010 08:02 Hoju wrote:
Distinguished TeamLiquid community member, ShitPuncher69...
I laughed out loud at that part. The rest of it was awesome too, like all of your articles.
On December 28 2010 10:01 MYM.Testie wrote:
srsly nigga
how the fuck u think it be like if we all posted like this bro?
shit could be so cash if you did it right
pce
wat.
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On December 28 2010 09:59 paper wrote:
These are great, but can you make them not so obvious? The random swearing and lack of... "professionalism" really kills it for me. It's not a parody newspaper until someone gets legitimately angry at fake news :D
I disagree, being overtly ludicrous can make for hilarious fake news, like the people at theonion.com have shown for years
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Wow this is epic, 5/5 keep em coming <3.
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I read like, the first three lines.
Scrolled back up, and saw the banner.
Phew.... lol
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Oh man, these are hilarious. Definitely reminded me of The ONN, before I even read your post about it. Very good! Can't wait for the next one =)
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The best part is the caption of the picture
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EPT
