EPTTerran Dream
I made a proper wallin, my Tank is coming soon,
Then I shall expand, squeeze goo from Dragoons,
Send out the Vultures, bring Probe death and pain
But I missed two Gateways warping in my main...
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Poland21 Posts
Terran Dream I made a proper wallin, my Tank is coming soon, Then I shall expand, squeeze goo from Dragoons, Send out the Vultures, bring Probe death and pain But I missed two Gateways warping in my main... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU | ||
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Poland21 Posts
PvZ is like battling Pokemon champ: Even Bisu will go on a long slump. Being hot / on fire won't do any good When you are facing shiny Squirtle dude Who turtles and knows 'Hydra Pump'. | ||
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Poland21 Posts
Brood War is as dead as the world is flat; As Savior is an angel and Flash's playing bad; Stop your shitty nonsense, there's truth to face: It shall live forever and in the worst case Legacy will end up like Schrodinger's cat. | ||
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Poland21 Posts
They aren't as good as they could have been But when Dzong-Il roars and he is threatenin' No time for practice, M16's in hands! Or M18M's, Zerglings, M&Ms... It's still enough to all-kill Woongjin. | ||
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Poland21 Posts
To be or not to be, and how to save that Forge? How harass the Drones, eradicate all Scourge? Shall I take fate's punches, accept Plague's AIDS? Die to bunch of Hydras? Switch to other race? Holy Revolution, who will take your torch? | ||
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Poland21 Posts
You say you're gonna take every single series, Snipe best players with skill and experience My name is no-name. I will prove you wrong, Then I'll celebrate along with Jaedong; Hey Flash, look, here is my Valkyrie! | ||
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Poland21 Posts
Mirror, mirror on wallin, Who's the first to go all-in? Speedlings breaking the blockade, Eating Rines and it's too late; You just lost to Kwanrollin'. | ||
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Poland21 Posts
Toss outplays Bonjwa, the latter earns a ban; Mech TvZ explodes thanks to young Laden; Jaedong loses best of five vs awful dude; Foreign gosu arises in Korea del Sud - Beware: what happened, may happen again. | ||
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Poland21 Posts
(In brackets: the unspeakable truth.) I will love (your money) to the final breath. The Psi Storms may rage. (I will cast them all.) But our our crazy marriage is going to (bank)roll. As long as I'm faithful (like M2's GF.) | ||
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MisterD
Germany1338 Posts
most of the others sort of lack the .. how to call it .. closed arc imho, but maybe i just don't understand them properly cause i don't follow bw that closely. | ||
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YejinYejin
United States1053 Posts
I feel like no one's meter here is matching up properly. | ||
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Chef
10810 Posts
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Aim Here
Scotland672 Posts
Who practiced all night and all day long He won the MSL twice, and the OSL thrice, so now the new bonjwa is Flash! | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
12345678 12345 12345 12345678 is the right format, no? | ||
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Zoler
Sweden6339 Posts
lol | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States45006 Posts
On December 19 2010 02:52 Archaic wrote: 12345678 12345678 12345 12345 12345678 is the right format, no? I think it's 1-9 on the first, second, and fifth lines (There once was a man from Nantucket... ). Either way, the above OP poems aren't really the proper limerick lengths, but are kind of funny nonetheless. | ||
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pullarius1
United States523 Posts
whose skills all the Protoss admired. But a colossus came out, and, before I could shout, set him and his army on fire. I once was a happy marine. I could kill everything that I'd seen. But one 'ling seemed odd- it came from a pod!- and was rolling and angry and green. | ||
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iGrok
United States5142 Posts
On December 19 2010 07:03 pullarius1 wrote: There once was a zealot from Aiur, whose skills all the Protoss admired. But a colossus came out, and, before I could shout, set him and his army on fire. I once was a happy marine. I could kill everything that I'd seen. But one 'ling seemed odd- it came from a pod!- and was rolling and angry and green. These are so kick ass | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States45006 Posts
On December 19 2010 07:03 pullarius1 wrote: There once was a zealot from Aiur, whose skills all the Protoss admired. But a colossus came out, and, before I could shout, set him and his army on fire. I once was a happy marine. I could kill everything that I'd seen. But one 'ling seemed odd- it came from a pod!- and was rolling and angry and green. This blog was clearly made for you. Your post: 5/5 | ||
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FiBsTeR
United States415 Posts
On December 19 2010 07:03 pullarius1 wrote: There once was a zealot from Aiur, whose skills all the Protoss admired. But a colossus came out, and, before I could shout, set him and his army on fire. I once was a happy marine. I could kill everything that I'd seen. But one 'ling seemed odd- it came from a pod!- and was rolling and angry and green. Ding ding ding! We have a winner! | ||
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pullarius1
United States523 Posts
Their once was a bracket that stunk, and put our Nazgul in a funk. So he made lots of stalkers, got blink, and the gawkers watched arrogant Gracken get blunk! | ||
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YejinYejin
United States1053 Posts
On December 19 2010 01:01 Chef wrote: That's probably because it's all one guy who doesn't know what a limerick is lollll. Nice effort anyhow... Just put them all in one post. Wow, I didn't even realize they were all posted by the same guy. Lol wtf, post once and edit it man. | ||
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