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Cryptale
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Poland21 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-18 14:23:10
December 18 2010 14:16 GMT
#1
I had a spark of inspiration and some time on hands...

Terran Dream
I made a proper wallin, my Tank is coming soon,
Then I shall expand, squeeze goo from Dragoons,
Send out the Vultures, bring Probe death and pain
But I missed two Gateways warping in my main...
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

****
I am busy.
Cryptale
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Poland21 Posts
December 18 2010 14:17 GMT
#2
Matchup Truth
PvZ is like battling Pokemon champ:
Even Bisu will go on a long slump.
Being hot / on fire won't do any good
When you are facing shiny Squirtle dude
Who turtles and knows 'Hydra Pump'.
I am busy.
Cryptale
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Poland21 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-18 14:38:32
December 18 2010 14:17 GMT
#3
Carry On
Brood War is as dead as the world is flat;
As Savior is an angel and Flash's playing bad;
Stop your shitty nonsense, there's truth to face:
It shall live forever and in the worst case
Legacy will end up like Schrodinger's cat.
I am busy.
Cryptale
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Poland21 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-18 14:32:41
December 18 2010 14:23 GMT
#4
Acing On the Cake
They aren't as good as they could have been
But when Dzong-Il roars and he is threatenin'
No time for practice, M16's in hands!
Or M18M's, Zerglings, M&Ms...
It's still enough to all-kill Woongjin.
I am busy.
Cryptale
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Poland21 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-18 14:32:04
December 18 2010 14:24 GMT
#5
Protoss Hamlet
To be or not to be, and how to save that Forge?
How harass the Drones, eradicate all Scourge?
Shall I take fate's punches, accept Plague's AIDS?
Die to bunch of Hydras? Switch to other race?
Holy Revolution, who will take your torch?
I am busy.
Cryptale
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Poland21 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-18 15:07:19
December 18 2010 14:25 GMT
#6
Statements
You say you're gonna take every single series,
Snipe best players with skill and experience
My name is no-name. I will prove you wrong,
Then I'll celebrate along with Jaedong;
Hey Flash, look, here is my Valkyrie!
I am busy.
Cryptale
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Poland21 Posts
December 18 2010 14:30 GMT
#7
Break
Mirror, mirror on wallin,
Who's the first to go all-in?
Speedlings breaking the blockade,
Eating Rines and it's too late;
You just lost to Kwanrollin'.
I am busy.
Cryptale
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Poland21 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-18 14:40:28
December 18 2010 14:33 GMT
#8
The Unthinkable
Toss outplays Bonjwa, the latter earns a ban;
Mech TvZ explodes thanks to young Laden;
Jaedong loses best of five vs awful dude;
Foreign gosu arises in Korea del Sud -
Beware: what happened, may happen again.
I am busy.
Cryptale
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Poland21 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-18 15:08:06
December 18 2010 14:34 GMT
#9
Poker Star's Bride: Confessions + Show Spoiler +
(In brackets: the unspeakable truth.)
As your little lady (and your only chef.)
I will love (your money) to the final breath.
The Psi Storms may rage. (I will cast them all.)
But our our crazy marriage is going to (bank)roll.
As long as I'm faithful (like M2's GF.)
I am busy.
MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
December 18 2010 15:21 GMT
#10
first is best. hillarious :D

most of the others sort of lack the .. how to call it .. closed arc imho, but maybe i just don't understand them properly cause i don't follow bw that closely.
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
YejinYejin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1053 Posts
December 18 2010 15:25 GMT
#11
Wait, isn't a limerick more than just aabba rhyme scheme though?
I feel like no one's meter here is matching up properly.
안지호
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
December 18 2010 16:01 GMT
#12
That's probably because it's all one guy who doesn't know what a limerick is lollll. Nice effort anyhow... Just put them all in one post.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Aim Here
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Scotland672 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-18 16:21:55
December 18 2010 16:20 GMT
#13
There was a young player from Daejong,
Who practiced all night and all day long
He won the MSL twice,
and the OSL thrice,
so now the new bonjwa is Flash!
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
December 18 2010 17:52 GMT
#14
12345678
12345678
12345
12345
12345678
is the right format, no?
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
December 18 2010 19:39 GMT
#15
Just edit your post dude.

lol
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46724 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-18 20:58:36
December 18 2010 20:57 GMT
#16
On December 19 2010 02:52 Archaic wrote:
12345678
12345678
12345
12345
12345678
is the right format, no?


I think it's 1-9 on the first, second, and fifth lines (There once was a man from Nantucket... ).

Either way, the above OP poems aren't really the proper limerick lengths, but are kind of funny nonetheless.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
pullarius1
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States523 Posts
December 18 2010 22:03 GMT
#17
There once was a zealot from Aiur,
whose skills all the Protoss admired.
But a colossus came out,
and, before I could shout,
set him and his army on fire.

I once was a happy marine.
I could kill everything that I'd seen.
But one 'ling seemed odd-
it came from a pod!-
and was rolling and angry and green.
@pullarius1
iGrok
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5142 Posts
December 18 2010 22:16 GMT
#18
On December 19 2010 07:03 pullarius1 wrote:
There once was a zealot from Aiur,
whose skills all the Protoss admired.
But a colossus came out,
and, before I could shout,
set him and his army on fire.

I once was a happy marine.
I could kill everything that I'd seen.
But one 'ling seemed odd-
it came from a pod!-
and was rolling and angry and green.


These are so kick ass
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46724 Posts
December 18 2010 22:22 GMT
#19
On December 19 2010 07:03 pullarius1 wrote:
There once was a zealot from Aiur,
whose skills all the Protoss admired.
But a colossus came out,
and, before I could shout,
set him and his army on fire.

I once was a happy marine.
I could kill everything that I'd seen.
But one 'ling seemed odd-
it came from a pod!-
and was rolling and angry and green.


This blog was clearly made for you.

Your post: 5/5
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
FiBsTeR
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States415 Posts
December 18 2010 23:35 GMT
#20
On December 19 2010 07:03 pullarius1 wrote:
There once was a zealot from Aiur,
whose skills all the Protoss admired.
But a colossus came out,
and, before I could shout,
set him and his army on fire.

I once was a happy marine.
I could kill everything that I'd seen.
But one 'ling seemed odd-
it came from a pod!-
and was rolling and angry and green.



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