Got In-N-Out for dinner. Got a burger with 3 Patties and 2 Cheese, Animal Style Fries, and a Neopolitan Shake. Parked at the bottom of a hill and started the long climb up to the library to pull an all-nighter. And just as I get in front doors of the library, the bottom of the bag with the burger breaks, and the entire top part of the burger, i.e. all the Meat and Cheese, falls to the floor. And that leaves me with the bottom bun, lettuce, and a tomato. FUCK MY LIFE. WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH GOD?!

Thegilaboy

United States2018 Posts

December 03 2010 05:45 GMT

Damn dude, that's a real drag. In-N-Out is good stuff, that's a crime to have that happen to someone, especially since you had good intentions going to the library!

matjlav

Germany2435 Posts

December 03 2010 05:47 GMT

I feel for you. There's not much that I like more than nasty late-night food, and to lose it like that... bad way to start an all-nighter. Hang in there!

Ghin

United States2391 Posts

December 03 2010 05:52 GMT

Hold the bag from the bottom with your hand.

Moral of the story: It's better to have a greasy hand than a lettuce sandwich.

Rotodyne

United States2263 Posts

December 03 2010 05:53 GMT

If no one saw, pick it up and put it together and eat it. If someone saw, pretend to pick it up and throw it out, and then secretly put it together and eat it.

Deleted User 3420

24492 Posts

December 03 2010 05:57 GMT

it wasn't in a box?

OpticalShot

Canada6330 Posts

December 03 2010 06:00 GMT

That's just heartbreaking, hope you're enjoying your all-nighter so far!

chobopeon

United States7342 Posts

December 03 2010 06:04 GMT

I have felt this pain. Our thoughts are with you in this time of tragedy. I'm gonna go eat a cheeseburger.

AleC

332 Posts

December 03 2010 06:07 GMT

I can't imagine the pain going through by losing an In N Out burger....
My favorite burger place by far.

Good luck with your all nighter though

Tony Campolo

New Zealand364 Posts

December 03 2010 06:08 GMT

#10

There's a lawsuit in this story somewhere...

ClanOverdosed

691 Posts

December 03 2010 06:09 GMT

#11

does the 5 second rule apply?

shawster

Canada2485 Posts

December 03 2010 06:10 GMT

#12

oh god

the thought of that situation makes me heartbroken, i probably would've shed a tear too

may good things happen to you for suffering so greatly

Shotcoder

United States2316 Posts

December 03 2010 06:10 GMT

#13

10 second rule!

Edit: DAMNIT THWARTED AGAIN!

Karliath

United States2214 Posts

December 03 2010 06:11 GMT

#14

God is testing how much you value that burger. Pick it up.

rift

1819 Posts

December 03 2010 06:11 GMT

#15

5 second rule is a myth. It is the 0 second rule. Contact = dirt.

wooozy

3813 Posts

December 03 2010 06:11 GMT

#16

Your In-N-Out doesn't give you a cardboard box thing?

strongwind

United States862 Posts

December 03 2010 06:12 GMT

#17

hold on a second...

they'd let you eat that in the library?!

edit: you get the food in a cardboard box if you ask for it "in the car", which I find to be highly misleading...took me a while to figure that out.

Ancestral

United States3230 Posts

December 03 2010 06:13 GMT

#18

On December 03 2010 14:53 Rotodyne wrote:
If no one saw, pick it up and put it together and eat it. If someone saw, pretend to pick it up and throw it out, and then secretly put it together and eat it.

I'll mention a sad thing, which is when I read this post I laughed and then for nearly a whole second thought "wait where is the "Like" button?"

God damn that F-Book. But seriously man, you should have just eaten the burger. It's good to keep your immune system guessing.