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Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
November 18 2010 17:56 GMT
#1
Lately I've been doing a lot of temp work to supplement my income... and I think I've finally found the most boring job out there.

I'm sitting on my ass in a mall... counting the number of people who walk into a particular store. A very unpopular store at that... Really I thought this wouldn't be that bad.... but wow I'm bored out of my mind, lol.

On the plus side, they want me to count people from 12-1:30, and again from 5:30-7, and they pay me for all 7 hours... so I have four hours in between that I can do whatever I want to....

but goddamn am I BORED T_T;;

just wanted to rant, don't mind me.

****
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
jamesr12
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1549 Posts
November 18 2010 17:59 GMT
#2
I know how you feel man, I was a lifeguard all summer in New Hampshire, we have some cold days even in the summer. Lifeguarding is always pretty boring, make it and empty or near empty pool and it gets even more boring.

Just think of the money
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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-18 18:00:30
November 18 2010 18:00 GMT
#3
You are a creepy person...professionally.

Edit: Also, happy birthday!
awu25
Profile Joined April 2010
United States2003 Posts
November 18 2010 18:05 GMT
#4
think about it this way
if you're getting paid like $10/hour
you're actually getting paid like $23/hour since you get 4 hours free
what an amazing deal for just counting people
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-18 18:07:54
November 18 2010 18:06 GMT
#5
Creepy? Hey now I'm gettin' paid to sit around at a mall and stare at people.

A lot of people do look at me weird though considering I'm like making tally marks on a paper and such.

edit: thanks! it's my birthday in Korea time, whooo
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
November 18 2010 18:06 GMT
#6
On November 19 2010 03:05 awu25 wrote:
think about it this way
if you're getting paid like $10/hour
you're actually getting paid like $23/hour since you get 4 hours free
what an amazing deal for just counting people

Oh, totally. It's very worth it... just fucking boring as hell, lol.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10835 Posts
November 18 2010 18:06 GMT
#7
rofl that sounds like a terrible job, but at least you're making money!
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tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19260 Posts
November 18 2010 18:07 GMT
#8
The obvious answer is to get a second temp job at the mall at another store.
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kiykiy
Profile Joined July 2009
233 Posts
November 18 2010 18:07 GMT
#9
Download podcast and listen to them, you will be surprised how fast time flies-byyyyyyyy
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LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
November 18 2010 18:08 GMT
#10
wow that's such a weird job haha.

most places use a laser at the front door (or some other trigger) to automatically count how many ppl walk through the front door.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 18 2010 18:11 GMT
#11
I'm guessing it is a seasonal thing to see increased customership during the holidays and Haemonculus is cheaper than a laser. (feel free to make your own prostitution jokes to yourselves about that, I'm too lazy atm)
johnlee
Profile Joined June 2009
United States242 Posts
November 18 2010 18:11 GMT
#12
What the...... you're getting paid for such an easy job while there are so many people out there willing to clean toilets and shit for money.

BUT WHAT THE I WANT THE JOB LOL How old are you?
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
November 18 2010 18:12 GMT
#13
On November 19 2010 03:11 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I'm guessing it is a seasonal thing to see increased customership during the holidays and Haemonculus is cheaper than a laser. (feel free to make your own prostitution jokes to yourselves about that, I'm too lazy atm)

Ouch yo, lol
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Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
November 18 2010 18:14 GMT
#14
On November 19 2010 03:07 tofucake wrote:
The obvious answer is to get a second temp job at the mall at the same store.

Easy money right there
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Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
November 18 2010 18:14 GMT
#15
On November 19 2010 03:08 LuckyFool wrote:
wow that's such a weird job haha.

most places use a laser at the front door (or some other trigger) to automatically count how many ppl walk through the front door.

Couldn't agree more tbh. It's really dumb. I mean I could not even show up, give them some arbitrary number, and probably get away with it. Kinda silly.

Also I'm 23. For another 12 hours or so at least, o.o; Gettin' old, one foot in grave, etc
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
November 18 2010 18:15 GMT
#16
Oh, I'm counting men/women separately. Probably the only thing that separates me from a laser in this case, lol.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19260 Posts
November 18 2010 18:18 GMT
#17
During your last week, just fuck with them:
X women
Y men
3 Eunuchs
5 Hermaphrodites

Where X and Y are completely reasonable numbers.
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SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
November 18 2010 18:19 GMT
#18
So, what number are you at? 43, 14, 8, 27, 92?
The6357
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States1268 Posts
November 18 2010 18:20 GMT
#19
sounds fun...it's been a while since i've been to a mall...
btw...i think about it...that doesn't sounds very fun...-_-;
sorry
happy bday
2010 worldcup!! corea fighting!!!
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
November 18 2010 18:22 GMT
#20
I think this belongs in the "Creeping people out when you don't mean to" thread because if I saw someone in a store just staring at people that walk in and writing something on a notepad I would be creeped out.

But honestly, my god, what a boring ass job. At least you get paid though, I mean all those creepers out there do the same thing you do but for no pay! Think of the unpaid creepers D:
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