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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24813 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-02 01:36:15
November 02 2010 00:18 GMT
#1
edit: renamed from 'A song about today' to 'sexy female gamers' to measure the rate at which views per minute increases (purely a scientific investigation)

Inspired by a true story (mostly fiction except for a couple of parts).

Up at five thirty
throw on an orange shirt
grab my yellow pale
and drag it 'cross the dirt

Hop into my car
drive not too far
put in into park
even though it's still dark

Grab my mail
take out my TI-86
make copies like a snail
plan a lesson for kicks

Hoof it a quarter mile
put on a fake smile
unlock your room
which looks like a tomb

Most kids don't show:
it's senior cut day
just go with the flow
one day you're gonna pay

At the catering hall
where a cocktail party will fall
hit the lavatory
near the end of the story

Not annoyed
start to stand up
drop your DROID
into the fucking toilet omfg wtf

***
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Zeroes
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1102 Posts
November 02 2010 00:33 GMT
#2
so i am guessing new phone?
Check out my SC Lan pics Here: http://picasaweb.google.com/bunk.habit
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
November 02 2010 00:45 GMT
#3
I tried to write a chorus:

Don't stop lovin' physics,
I stay up all night.
I really love this shit, so fuck Ethics-
pick up a grad degree n get the fuck out of sight


Kinda drops off half way :/ sucks about the phone
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24813 Posts
November 02 2010 01:17 GMT
#4
Amazingly phone is not in that bad of shape... well I guess...

emperorchampion I don't really understand what you are suggesting lol... I will have a grad degree really soon but it doesn't really entitle me to 'get out' somehow...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
November 02 2010 01:27 GMT
#5
I'm just bad at rhyming, songsmithing
TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
im a roc
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States745 Posts
November 02 2010 01:39 GMT
#6
If you put [nsfw] in the title I think you'll probably see the view count climb even faster.
Beware The Proxy Pool Rush
Versita
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada1032 Posts
November 02 2010 01:39 GMT
#7
your blog title tricked me. i read it once when it was still "A song about today" and then saw another blog by micronesia and assumed it was different (
you should try a title with asian girls next time
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
November 02 2010 01:40 GMT
#8
im spamming f5 to ruin your investigation

ur welcome
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
November 02 2010 01:40 GMT
#9
For chrissakes DO NOT put a title with anything K-Pop related.
에일리 and 아이유 <3 - O Captain 박재혁 ・゚✧*:・*゚+..。✧・゚:*・..。 ✧・゚ :・゚* ゜・*:・ ✧・゚:・゚:.。 ✧・゚ SPARKULING ・゜・:・゚✧*:・゚✧。*゚+..。 ✧・゚: ✧・゚:*・゜・:・゚✧*::
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
November 02 2010 01:41 GMT
#10
I knew something was up when I saw a mod making a blog entitled "Sexy Female Gamers". After I opened it, I went back to the blog menu and refreshed after waiting for 10 seconds; the view count went up like 50 or some shit.

Good ploy, Sir Micro.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
MorningMusume11
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3490 Posts
November 02 2010 01:42 GMT
#11
On November 02 2010 10:40 Nitrogen wrote:
im spamming f5 to ruin your investigation

ur welcome


So doing the same too
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
November 02 2010 01:42 GMT
#12
I looked at title then look at poster and i was like what? Didnt think micronesia would make a blog about that. But i pressed it anyway a wut do u know -.-
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 02 2010 01:44 GMT
#13
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Delivering on micronesia's promise.
hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
November 02 2010 01:52 GMT
#14
On November 02 2010 10:44 Lemonwalrus wrote:
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Delivering on micronesia's promise.

You are a gentleman and a scholar.
Peanutsc
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States308 Posts
November 02 2010 01:57 GMT
#15
I approve of this sociological/statistical experiment.

I also approve of songwriting.

5/5 from me.
"You only get one life on this earth, Tasteless, and if you're not spending the majority of it playing StarCraft, I would argue that it might be wasted." "I couldn't agree more, Artosis."
Forgottenfrog
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1268 Posts
November 02 2010 02:02 GMT
#16
LemonWalrus saves the thread =]
TadH
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1846 Posts
November 02 2010 02:02 GMT
#17
was expecting pics in the op

Thankfully someone delivered ^^
HuK
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1591 Posts
November 02 2010 02:03 GMT
#18
tricked me with title ! ur scientific experiment success!
ProgamerLive like a God or die like a Slave 11:11
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
November 02 2010 02:06 GMT
#19
Isn't this the time of the year where you get to write a bunch of recommendations for students for college?
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
November 02 2010 02:07 GMT
#20
I was expecting a [NSFW] tag
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