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Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
October 28 2010 04:26 GMT
#1
I was casting a game today... and I said "THIS IS HUUGE!"
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I wanted to punch a kitten seriously or pull a Day[9] and go kill a cute little girlscout. I have not yet started to say banes or any other crazy Artosisisms but you're messing with my casting! lol

grumble grumble Ragecun out

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For those of you without senses of humor go away


**
zerglingsfolife
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1694 Posts
October 28 2010 04:30 GMT
#2
This is soooooooooooooooo high level!

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It took all the power in me not to just reply "That's what she said"
Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crown and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness.
T0fuuu
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia2275 Posts
October 28 2010 04:30 GMT
#3
How many puns did you pull out in that cast?
StarSense
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
206 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-28 04:31:43
October 28 2010 04:30 GMT
#4
gettin' wiggly and jiggly
geek chills up and down my spine
you're so handsome tasteless
jpak
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States5045 Posts
October 28 2010 04:32 GMT
#5
two things:
1. lol
2. It's ok.
CJ Entusman #50! #1 클템 fan TL!
Foreplay
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1154 Posts
October 28 2010 04:32 GMT
#6
this blog gave me a bananna grin.
Better than Pokebunny
prodiG
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada2016 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-28 04:37:17
October 28 2010 04:35 GMT
#7
wow raelcun i cant believe how bad manner u are. not only do u disrepsect every1 but even mr artosis i think ur just jealous that isnt u beside tasteless at gsl

all u do is rage all the time n now u r makin ass of urself in blogs. w/e man.


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PRODIRAGE?PRODERP? THIS IS HUUUUUUUUUGE














...jk btw
ESV Mapmaking Team || http://twitter.com/prodiGsc || Real talk, I don't have time to sugar-coat it for you sir
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
October 28 2010 04:53 GMT
#8
lol quality blog man

5/5
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
October 28 2010 05:14 GMT
#9
lol ragecun
soon you're gonna start commenting on how everyones trash and need to play more solid
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
mierin
Profile Joined August 2010
United States4943 Posts
October 28 2010 05:15 GMT
#10
I have GEEK CHILLS all through my body, TEARS in my EYES....this is the most amazing BLOG I have EVER seen...RAEL CUN
JD, Stork, Calm, Hyuk Fighting!
Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
October 28 2010 05:24 GMT
#11
<3 Tastosis.

Because of Tasteless and Day[9] I now use the word blunder in my daily vocabulary. Completely unintentional.
RIP MBC Game Hero
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
October 28 2010 05:40 GMT
#12
I laughed, I cried, 5/5 would read again. Epic lion facepalm.
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oh regarding the actual blog? I think you'll live :D
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
October 28 2010 06:06 GMT
#13
On October 28 2010 14:40 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:
I laughed, I cried, 5/5 would read again. Epic lion facepalm.
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oh regarding the actual blog? I think you'll live :D


that sir is a facePAW it's from facepaw.net seriously
QuothTheRaven
Profile Joined December 2008
United States5524 Posts
October 28 2010 06:13 GMT
#14
Cliiiiiiiiiiiiiide!
. . . nevermore
ragingfungus
Profile Joined September 2010
United States271 Posts
October 28 2010 06:13 GMT
#15
On October 28 2010 13:26 iCCup.Raelcun wrote:
I was casting a game today... and I said "THIS IS HUUGE!"


Well was it huge?
Logic>Everything
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13921 Posts
October 28 2010 06:43 GMT
#16
haha, poor raelcun

How long will it take for you to fix the error of your ways?
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
October 28 2010 06:49 GMT
#17
I was hoping for some serious drama... But at least there is a funny lion pic.
CakeOrI)eath
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States327 Posts
October 28 2010 07:02 GMT
#18
On October 28 2010 15:06 iCCup.Raelcun wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 28 2010 14:40 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:
I laughed, I cried, 5/5 would read again. Epic lion facepalm.
+ Show Spoiler +
oh regarding the actual blog? I think you'll live :D


that sir is a facePAW it's from facepaw.net seriously


Thank you sir Raelcun, my internet experience has just been greatly enhanced by the discovery of facepaw.net. This is HUGE!
Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
Ghad
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway2551 Posts
October 28 2010 07:09 GMT
#19
Raelcun, you are so good! Why are you so good?!
forgottendreams: One underage girl, two drunk guys, one gogo dancer and starcraft 2. Apparently just another day in Europe.
snorlax
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States755 Posts
October 28 2010 07:20 GMT
#20
<3 artosisisms or however you'd spell that
HaGuN
Profile Joined April 2010
United States154 Posts
October 28 2010 07:27 GMT
#21
Ragecun its a phase don't worry about it, its SC2.
"Also Zerg has won recently so I don't understand why Zerg is receiving a buff."-BoxeR
deL
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia5540 Posts
October 28 2010 07:37 GMT
#22
I'd pay to see you and artosis in a fist fight. Nerd wars.
Gaming videos for fun ~ http://www.youtube.com/user/WijLopenLos
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
October 28 2010 08:05 GMT
#23
On October 28 2010 16:37 deL wrote:
I'd pay to see you and artosis in a fist fight. Nerd wars.


it'd be a one sided mauling though :c
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
October 28 2010 08:13 GMT
#24
On October 28 2010 17:05 TheAntZ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 28 2010 16:37 deL wrote:
I'd pay to see you and artosis in a fist fight. Nerd wars.


it'd be a one sided mauling though :c


Now you must throw down and specify :o
CheAse
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada919 Posts
October 28 2010 08:25 GMT
#25
noooo I missed it. where is the vod!!!
SCV good to go sir
Redunzl
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
862 Posts
October 28 2010 08:33 GMT
#26
Meme wars make me kinda nauseous.
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9175 Posts
October 28 2010 09:23 GMT
#27
I totally agree with this, very imporan stuff
Yhamm is the god of predictions
danbel1005
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1319 Posts
October 28 2010 09:53 GMT
#28
On October 28 2010 15:13 ragingfungus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 28 2010 13:26 iCCup.Raelcun wrote:
I was casting a game today... and I said "THIS IS HUUGE!"


Well was it huge?


Probably a "blunder" a "huge blunder" by one of the players using "banes" "Dimaga's style".
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[image loading]
"EE HAN TIMING" Jaedong vs Stork [22 December, 2007] 2set @ Finals EVER OSL.
Angra
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States2652 Posts
October 28 2010 10:29 GMT
#29
Was every attack that every single player made a timing attack?
Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42411 Posts
October 28 2010 10:53 GMT
#30
Now i might actually listen to your casting, Raelcun!
"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
October 28 2010 10:58 GMT
#31
On October 28 2010 17:13 iCCup.Raelcun wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 28 2010 17:05 TheAntZ wrote:
On October 28 2010 16:37 deL wrote:
I'd pay to see you and artosis in a fist fight. Nerd wars.


it'd be a one sided mauling though :c


Now you must throw down and specify :o


Well I mean, have you seen artosis? he wouldnt last 2 rounds in a fist fight against a quadriplegic and crippled senior citizen
much less a handsome, dashing, incredibly agile and virile young man.
oh and you too
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
news
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
892 Posts
October 28 2010 14:12 GMT
#32
On October 28 2010 19:58 TheAntZ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 28 2010 17:13 iCCup.Raelcun wrote:
On October 28 2010 17:05 TheAntZ wrote:
On October 28 2010 16:37 deL wrote:
I'd pay to see you and artosis in a fist fight. Nerd wars.


it'd be a one sided mauling though :c


Now you must throw down and specify :o


Well I mean, have you seen artosis? he wouldnt last 2 rounds in a fist fight against a quadriplegic and crippled senior citizen
much less a handsome, dashing, incredibly agile and virile young man.
oh and you too


Artosis is like 7 feet tall 1% body fat, I don't think you would actually last 15 seconds vs him. Guy used to have ~300 apm on bw, he'd punch your brains out while you were taking your shirt off (you know how d-bags take their shirts off before fights?) Guy's been eating pure grains and nuts, his muscle tone is insane. If you really wanted to get snapped like a twig - sure, go fight Artosis. I wouldn't pity you.
"Althought it sounds sexism, and probably is, given the right context, we cannot classify the statement itself as a sexist statement by itself," - evanthebouncy!
floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
October 28 2010 14:17 GMT
#33
Artosis is the best SC2 commentator, you could do much worse
Ation
Profile Joined July 2008
Finland102 Posts
October 28 2010 15:38 GMT
#34
On October 28 2010 23:17 floor exercise wrote:
Artosis is the best SC2 commentator, you could do much worse


Yeah, it could be terrible terrible damage instead.
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19228 Posts
October 28 2010 16:24 GMT
#35
On October 28 2010 23:17 floor exercise wrote:
Artosis is the best SC2 commentator, you could do much worse

Have you not seen Day9 ever?
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
Stealthpenguin
Profile Joined April 2010
Finland393 Posts
October 28 2010 16:31 GMT
#36
That's not so bad aslong as every forcefield in the game was GREAT FORCEFIELDS!
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19228 Posts
October 28 2010 16:36 GMT
#37
On October 29 2010 01:31 Stealthpenguin wrote:
That's not so bad aslong as every forcefield in the game was GREAT FORCEFIELDSSTASIS!

Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
Dental Floss
Profile Joined September 2009
United States1015 Posts
October 31 2010 03:41 GMT
#38
On October 28 2010 23:17 floor exercise wrote:
Artosis is the best SC2 commentator, you could do much worse


Artosis is the best caster. Dude looks at the game and calls it like it is which is really refreshing. Other casters will almost lie to the audience and pretend a game isn't over, or pretend awful players aren't terrible, but Artosis just cuts through the BS. He knows more about the game than any other caster currently and isn't afraid to correct someone when they say someone thats flat out wrong.
Kim Tae Gyun.... never forget Perfectman RIP
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
October 31 2010 03:43 GMT
#39
On October 29 2010 01:36 tofucake wrote:
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On October 29 2010 01:31 Stealthpenguin wrote:
That's not so bad aslong as every forcefield in the game was GREAT FORCEFIELDSSTASIS!


HAHAHA
POGGERS
Hikko
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1126 Posts
October 31 2010 04:29 GMT
#40
I just thought I'd let you know that EG IdrA is on team EG and I am the manager of EG. For those of you that do not know, EG IdrA is an American player from the team EG. Team EG is one of the greatest teams because team EG has so many good sponsors.
♥
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-31 04:33:19
October 31 2010 04:30 GMT
#41
lol. Every force field is a great force field.

At least you didn't give constant updates on your goosebumps. Every-time artosis says that I picture him naked covered in giant red bumps.
deL
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia5540 Posts
October 31 2010 07:34 GMT
#42
On October 28 2010 19:58 TheAntZ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 28 2010 17:13 iCCup.Raelcun wrote:
On October 28 2010 17:05 TheAntZ wrote:
On October 28 2010 16:37 deL wrote:
I'd pay to see you and artosis in a fist fight. Nerd wars.


it'd be a one sided mauling though :c


Now you must throw down and specify :o


Well I mean, have you seen artosis? he wouldnt last 2 rounds in a fist fight against a quadriplegic and crippled senior citizen
much less a handsome, dashing, incredibly agile and virile young man.
oh and you too

Raelcun is quite the nerd himself! And Artosis is apparently pretty tall? I guess he has reach.
Gaming videos for fun ~ http://www.youtube.com/user/WijLopenLos
crazeman
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
664 Posts
October 31 2010 08:13 GMT
#43
To cure yourself of Artosisitis, I recommend watching a 10 hour marathon of BigT casting.
Peanutsc
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States307 Posts
October 31 2010 09:05 GMT
#44
Maybe you should go through and find all of the well-known casters' verbal quirks and just combine them into an epic Ragecun parody casting style. Just throw out commentators' stock phrases in exactly the tone of voice they'd use and call it an homage. You could then commentate in a feline wildlife sanctuary and all of the cats and lions and pumas and tigers would facepaw in grand synchronous motion.

All this to say - hi!
"You only get one life on this earth, Tasteless, and if you're not spending the majority of it playing StarCraft, I would argue that it might be wasted." "I couldn't agree more, Artosis."
Wasteweiser
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada522 Posts
November 05 2010 03:50 GMT
#45
thats a cute kitty, should've snapped its neck in rage!
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