EPT++ Part 2 ++
Hi, massage? Yes yes. Ok. Shower. Hm. Hihihi. Look I feel hella tense my back is killin...ahh thats it. You army? Fuck no. No fuck? What? ... You chill. I am chill. You chill. Oukay..zZZzz.
Turn. I turn. You like? Yeah makes me very slee...hm WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOI...!!...!!!!!..!!!!!!!..hihi..
So its like 4pm over here. Woke up with what was probably my longest night so far. I just checked myself in the mirror and I look run down. Like a trainwreck, seriously. I dont even know what to write, the prospect of leaving this place makes me sad and also reflect on everything that has happened so far. My phone du-dings, a message in hangul. I try to remember, but the aspirins havent done their job yet.
Foreigners
Apart from one chinese food fiasko this trip has been all positive (for me). Sometimes in a good way sometimes in a shady way. I feel like I told you everything you need to know anyway from a first timer. Go out, go eat, avoid too many foreigners unless its about Starcraft. But you dont want to look at some drunk white guy hitting on a korean girl the whole night thinking he has a shot while she turns around bored out of her fucking mind because she's too culturaly blocked to tell the guy to piss off. Only then to start a conversation with you making the white guy loose his shit, nearly landing a punch in your face :O The only thing that safes you is the fact that you've been clubbing every night and your reflexes are still up because you dont feel tired until its 5am. Yeah, avoid drunk foreigners because they pull you into this foreigner pool where you have no shot pulling anything anymore once they start acting up. "I fuck when I tell them to fuck! Hahaa!", "More like you uggo pay them to fuck", "What?", "I said I crave for some duck", "Ride on bro", "Whatever".
Violence
Speaking of violence. I've seen a korean and white kid seemingly random get into an open fistfight while a girl screams for help (he gave me his cigaretts for pulling them apart). Taxi drivers loosing their shit because one thinks the other one stole his customer creating a traffic jam (and the customers was me). I've seen two chicks screaming at each other and flinging purses (while the guys calmly pick up their belongings that fly around). I've seen business men loling drunk through a subway station and then start a fight for 20 seconds where they grab and shake each other like in a drama only to resume their drunken friendship and walk away.
But I want to state this very clearly. In all my nights I never once felt unsafe. I never met a group of koreans looking to start a fight. No barking at you while you pass them. No testosteron overflow. No open racism (I'm sure there is some of course but I never felt it in my situation). As long as you follow the as-few-foreigners-as possible rule you are fine.
Be
Be open minded. Fearless. Go look for a cool korean who takes you around from time to time. If you're as lucky as me he makes sure you get in some clubs for free and orders stuff for you. And if google translator fails you (I shit you not haha) he makes sure to bring you closer toghether and have a good time anyway. I let karma lead my, smiled and enjoyed and something good always happend.
Longest Night Starts
The reason why this was my longest night I must tell you because it was my absolute highlight so far. I've been clubbing for 3 hours, jumped clubs whenever I felt like it and was in a good mood. I felt at ease with people all around me, jumping and partying. The vibe was good, the music soso but I kept my mood up. Messaging from time to time with my korean buddy who I lost a club or two ago. A group of girls passed by me, an insanly cute one looks up to me and I give her a wink. She smiles and gets pulled away by her girlfriends. About a good 20 minutes later I see her coming back to me. The room was packed, barely any room to dance. Ready to do this whole "I do all the work"-routine I aproached her, she smiled but before I could reach her a korean guy forcegrinded himself into her. This happens btw. all the fucking time. You see two korean dudes in every club who try that with every girl. She was cool though looked at me and reached her hand over to me. I pulled her to me and she turned around, grabed my hands put them on her tight jeans and backed into me, grindin. 'FINALY I meet someone who is forcefull and not introverted!', I tought to myself. We danced and whenever my hands would leave her body she made sure to grab them and put them "in place". This was about her and me now. Her hair smelled so sweet. Her girlfriends brought over some drinks with straws, we shared and talked & laughed (her english was understandable) only to have some fun on the floor again. There was energy, the vibe of the sound led the way. I lost track of time. Phew.
I then feel a hand on my shoulder and I tought 'WOW I'm the luckiest guy in this club', haha only to look into the face of my korean friend. He said hi and started talking to the girls around me including the one I've been dancing with. Some of them laughed and nodded their heads. He looked at me and went: "Come have a drink with me". My girl turned around and asked for my name and told me hers. I didnt understand properly but it sounded like Soy. Or Sohee. Or whatever. She then smiled put her hand on my chest and said "Byeee" and disapeared into the masses with her girlfriend. Fack!@#(*#89$*#($#@&!! I look at my buddy. You fucking cockblocking son of a one eyed pirate bitch! Can't you see what's going on here? I didn't tell him that but if thoughts could kill, brother, you would go down (pacino voice). He said: "Don't worry lets drink". Oh how about we drink my fist into your fucking face you...that makes no sense so I smiled the smile of a sore looser and we went drinking. I asked what he's been upto and he showed me a picture of a girl on his phone and started this blablabla. Ex girlfriend. Maybe back toghether. "She's a model". Yes of course she is. My eyes went over the club but she was nowhere to be seen. So after a we bit of time I felt the alcohole making me tired, before I left we had this small conversation about airplanes. Yeah I know, totaly useless for this story. He stayed. Fuck man where is she...
Walking home alone, but...
Out into the night I walked home. It has gotten way colder then the first day when I arrived. My thoughts swirling around that girl. I told myself that I should consider myself lucky. You had a great time Jay. You are half a globe away from your home and good shit keeps happening to you. Karma needs to take a break eventually. Fuck you inner voice. What do you know? I sat down on the front porch of my hostel. My phone di-dings. "Come to coffee shop I pick you up." The korean guy again. Haven't you done enough?? I walked back to the coffee shop we would usualy meet. It's right next to the subway station. It must have been around 4o'clock. He winked a taxi over and I couldnt understand where we were going to. "You tired?", I nodded and put in my inear-headphones while he was texting on his phone. Some smooth Drum and Bass and the city lights made me insanly sleepy. We pulled into a sidestreet and hopped out of the taxi. He pulled out a cigarette. "Where are we?", I asked him and fired up one aswell. "Home. Where I live.", he responded. "Listen man if this is about me giving you a blowjob, no thanks", I said with a smile but at least half of myself was worried. He laughed out loud. He texted a bit (because that's what koreans do all the fucking time) and I smoked my cigarette down.
Karma
Suddenly he pointed down the street where a taxi was approaching. "What?", I asked. He put his arm around me and goes:"Jee (because he cant say Jay for some reason, or he thinks G sounds cooler), the only blowjobs tonight are from someone else". Jesus, "Hookers?", I tought. The cab stopped and as I was about to ask him how much I have to put on the table. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
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My heart was on fire! She was back!! Ok? Do you understand? Karma hellz yeah!! I nearly exploded into a sliming pile of catfood all giddy and shit. She remembered my name even and we went up to his appartment. He pulled out the soju and something else that tasted like sweet..ah fuck whatever. My body was back to full energy, fit as a fiddle and we all chilled on the sofa watching some korean TV (more like switching channels all 10 seconds oh that makes me so angry hahaha fuck it!). We laughed and talked and I remember he sang and she sang, totaly wtf moments.
After empty bottles he pulled the other girl into his bedroom and I was alone with her. Ok I do admit now, I was nervous. We watched TV, she came closer. Closer. I put my arms around her. She put her head onto my chest. My heart thumping, she giggled. I giggled too. I started kissing her neck and she liked it and closed her eyes and turned around. The ice was broken!! The titanic will prevail this time!! Fuck you Di Caprio! "YOU SHALL PASS" yes thankyou gandalf! Let the fucking rocket fly! FUCK YES FUCKING FUCK I LOVE YOU KOREA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gotta hurry. GSL! Take care guys. CUUUUUUU!
