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Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
October 22 2010 22:31 GMT
#1
... what quotes would you be using? This is a fun thread so start making creative/funny quotes go go go!

I'll start!

Built

Obelisk online

if Selected
what you wanna do?
Lick my Obee.. baby


Annoyed:
I'm like being licked but for you, I might face-fekked yah.
Quit tickling me and just command my butt.
Alright you're getting on my nerves, I'm activating my...
(Boom) damn girl, I think I'm going to exploooddddee..

Move:
They gonna lick on my rockets yo.
licks to be me.
gotta whole lot of nerd.

Attack:
It's posting time!
Ban Hammer has arrived.
Time to pray, little novice.
I'll show them my moves.

well, most of them are just examples. I know some of you guys are very creative so go for it!

inspired when I was checking out units in the wiki page.





*
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
OutlaW-
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Czech Republic5053 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-22 22:34:09
October 22 2010 22:33 GMT
#2
I hope there will be a lot of references in this thread. Will read later.
Delete your post underage b&. You're incestuous for you're onee-chan so you're clearly not a bad guy, but others might not agree
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
October 22 2010 23:09 GMT
#3
(built) sup bitches?

if Selected
let me cut someone!
yeah?


Annoyed:
what are you doing?
stop that!
your really annoying...
im gonna cut you

Move:
yo im a totally own them lololololol
lets move out!
im going

Attack:
alright! let's own these guys!
shank shank shank!
die die die!
oh, this is gonna be great!
♞ Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse. ♞
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
October 22 2010 23:12 GMT
#4
On October 23 2010 08:09 SilentCrono wrote:
Move:
yo im a totally own them lololololol


i wanna hear the tank from bw say this
UNFUCK YOURSELF
The6357
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States1268 Posts
October 22 2010 23:22 GMT
#5
made - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
move - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
clicked - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
attack - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
bothered - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk

i guess i'll be a zerg unit :o
2010 worldcup!! corea fighting!!!
Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
October 22 2010 23:32 GMT
#6
Wow this thread is deeply disturbing.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-22 23:57:39
October 22 2010 23:45 GMT
#7
On October 23 2010 08:32 Pyrrhuloxia wrote:
Wow this thread is deeply disturbing.



hahahaha specially silentchrono, his like a melee unit with a butter knife!

peace1

IdrA unit

built: apologized for playing that race

selected: I have self-respect, the name is grack

bothered: making carriers is a good talent toi have

moved: because they are smart.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Spazer
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada8032 Posts
October 22 2010 23:50 GMT
#8
On October 23 2010 08:22 The6357 wrote:
made - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
move - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
clicked - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
attack - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
bothered - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk

i guess i'll be a zerg unit :o

Best one so far.
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Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
October 22 2010 23:52 GMT
#9
Built: "Mm...toasty~"
Selected: "I have been chosen!"
Move: "Follow the cursor..."
Attack: "Loud noises!!!"
Bothered: "It must be that time of the month for you..."
Death: "Your command cannot be directed as ordered. Please leave a message after the explosion." *explosive death*
this is my quote.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
October 22 2010 23:55 GMT
#10
built: "where am i"

if selected: "wtf is happening?"

annoyed: "gimme a break"

move: "wheeeeee"

attack: "you have angered me"
Ghostcom
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark4782 Posts
October 22 2010 23:58 GMT
#11
built: It's a warzone! (in a voice filled with panic)
move: I'd rather not
Attack: I don't think this is a good idea
Bothered: I miss my fireplace
Death: I knew it was a bad idea!
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
October 23 2010 00:05 GMT
#12
Aeres: a Protoss unit.

Upon production:
- Let us save our people.

Selected:
- What must be done?
- Is there something amiss?
- Shall we begin?
- Tell me your plans.

Pissed:
- It is said that patience is a great virtue...
- But mine is beginning to run thin!
- Can you not see your own ineptitude?
- How disgraceful, that our Executor be unfit for command in such a perilous time!
- Aiur, we have a problem...
- Executor, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

Move:
- I understand.
- If it must be done...
- At once.
- So shall it be.
- An... interesting request.

Attack:
- The earth shall tremble!
- They shall fall!
- Feel the wrath of Aiur!
- Prepare yourself, wretch!

Attacked:
- Our position is compromised!
- We shall fight to the last!

Upon death:
- The Khala... calls...

+ Show Spoiler +
Bonus points if you can identify the two movie quotes I threw in there. One of them is obvious, the other less so.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
October 23 2010 00:13 GMT
#13
"Baa?"
"Baa..."
"Baa?!"
"Baa!"

:3
TranslatorBaa!
TheNessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4158 Posts
October 23 2010 00:20 GMT
#14
On October 23 2010 09:13 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
"Baa?"
"Baa..."
"Baa?!"
"Baa!"

:3


Lol Oh you.
~~! youtube.com/xmungam1 !~~
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24744 Posts
October 23 2010 00:33 GMT
#15
"Damn you had a LOT of excess supply didn't you"
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
.Aar
Profile Joined September 2010
2177 Posts
October 23 2010 01:05 GMT
#16
{xwooRdy00.wav} You're my favorite deputy!
{xwooWht00.wav} Pull my string!
{xwooWht01.wav} Buzz look, an alien!
{xwooWht02.wav} There's a snake in my boot!
{xwooPss00.wav} Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting, was I think, a big success.
{xwooPss01.wav} It's not a laser, it's.. a little light bulb that blinks
{xwooPss02.wav} Okay, come on. You want a piece of me?
{xwooPss03.wav} YOU. ARE A CHILD'S. PLAYTHING.
{xwooYes00.wav} Hyperactive hyperdrive, and astro... uh... turf.
{xwooYes01.wav} O-KAY! Save your batteries.
{xwooAtt01.wav} Reach for the sky!
{xwooAtt02.wav} Who are you calling busted, Buster?
{xwooAtt03.wav This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
now run into the setting sun, and suffer, but don't mess up your hair.
icystorage
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Jollibee19350 Posts
October 23 2010 02:05 GMT
#17
*frozen in a stasis forever*
LiquidDota StaffAre you ready for a Miracle-? We are! The International 2017 Champions!
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
October 23 2010 02:34 GMT
#18
Built:
- Lets do this!

Selected:
- What?
- Im Awake, Im Awake...
- 's goin on?
- Whatcha need?

Annoyed:
- I have a very low tolerance for people like you
- Do you know what it FEELS like to be poked?
- How would you like it if I poked YOU?

Move:
- I'm on it.
- Gotcha.
- On my way!

Attack:
- I'm gonna kick your...
- Unleash the Powah!

Attacked:
- Hey! Get your *** over here!
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-23 03:27:51
October 23 2010 03:18 GMT
#19
The Jolly Rancher
Built

Yum.

if Selected
-chew-
Yum.


Annoyed:
Yum
-chew chew- Yum..
Yummy.
OKAY FINE. its too yummeh

Move:
pew pew.
yum.
pew.

Attack:
Fruity
Tasty
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
Yum.. Bo.. Sung

Inspired by the pack of Jolly Ranchers i have on my desk.
+ Show Spoiler +

THE KENPACHI
Built

The fuck!? why man why..

if Selected
The hell
sigh..

Annoyed:
Wat
the
fack
go away

Move:
you bastard
woo..
thanks

Attack:
YOUR GONNA KILL ME
IM GONNA KILL THEM
WHYYYYYYYYYY
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

:o.. id be pretty scared if i was sent in to fight
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
Marksman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Malaysia523 Posts
October 23 2010 05:13 GMT
#20
Built:
- You called?

Selected:
- Whatcha need?
- Ready 24/7
- Locked and Loaded


Annoyed:
- You're starting to be annoying
- Give me something USEFUL to do
- My finger's very trigger happy
- Macro or micro instead of bugging me!

Move:
- Moving
- Do you want attack move or Move move?
- Would you like a dance with that?

Attack:
- Taking the shot
- It's Rambo Time
- Attack move to victory!

Attacked:
- Taking heat over here!
- Hold the line!

Upon Death
- Why me?
I live by the LoL
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
October 25 2010 02:39 GMT
#21
On October 23 2010 08:45 Licmyobelisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2010 08:32 Pyrrhuloxia wrote:
Wow this thread is deeply disturbing.



hahahaha specially silentcrono, his like a melee unit with a butter knife!


yo thats cuz i like stabbing people in video games
♞ Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse. ♞
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