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... what quotes would you be using?  This is a fun thread so start making creative/funny quotes go go go!
I'll start!
Built
Obelisk online
if Selected
what you wanna do?
Lick my Obee.. baby
Annoyed:
I'm like being licked but for you, I might face-fekked yah.
Quit tickling me and just command my butt.
Alright you're getting on my nerves, I'm activating my...
(Boom) damn girl, I think I'm going to exploooddddee..
Move:
They gonna lick on my rockets yo.
licks to be me.
gotta whole lot of nerd.
Attack:
It's posting time!
Ban Hammer has arrived.
Time to pray, little novice.
I'll show them my moves.
well, most of them are just examples. I know some of you guys are very creative so go for it!
inspired when I was checking out units in the wiki page.
 
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I hope there will be a lot of references in this thread. Will read later.
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(built) sup bitches?
if Selected
let me cut someone!
yeah?
Annoyed:
what are you doing?
stop that!
your really annoying...
im gonna cut you
Move:
yo im a totally own them lololololol
lets move out!
im going
Attack:
alright! let's own these guys!
shank shank shank!
die die die!
oh, this is gonna be great!
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On October 23 2010 08:09 SilentCrono wrote:
Move:
yo im a totally own them lololololol
i wanna hear the tank from bw say this
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made - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
move - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
clicked - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
attack - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
bothered - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
i guess i'll be a zerg unit :o
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Wow this thread is deeply disturbing.
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On October 23 2010 08:32 Pyrrhuloxia wrote:
Wow this thread is deeply disturbing.
hahahaha specially silentchrono, his like a melee unit with a butter knife!
peace1
IdrA unit
built: apologized for playing that race
selected: I have self-respect, the name is grack
bothered: making carriers is a good talent toi have
moved: because they are smart.
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Canada8031 Posts
On October 23 2010 08:22 The6357 wrote:
made - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
move - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
clicked - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
attack - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
bothered - ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk ughaaaaaawwweeeeeeeeekkkkkkkk
i guess i'll be a zerg unit :o
Best one so far. 
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Built: "Mm...toasty~"
Selected: "I have been chosen!"
Move: "Follow the cursor..."
Attack: "Loud noises!!!"
Bothered: "It must be that time of the month for you..."
Death: "Your command cannot be directed as ordered. Please leave a message after the explosion." *explosive death*
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built: "where am i"
if selected: "wtf is happening?"
annoyed: "gimme a break"
move: "wheeeeee"
attack: "you have angered me"
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built: It's a warzone! (in a voice filled with panic)
move: I'd rather not
Attack: I don't think this is a good idea
Bothered: I miss my fireplace
Death: I knew it was a bad idea!
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Aeres: a Protoss unit.
Upon production:
- Let us save our people.
Selected:
- What must be done?
- Is there something amiss?
- Shall we begin?
- Tell me your plans.
Pissed:
- It is said that patience is a great virtue...
- But mine is beginning to run thin!
- Can you not see your own ineptitude?
- How disgraceful, that our Executor be unfit for command in such a perilous time!
- Aiur, we have a problem...
- Executor, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.
Move:
- I understand.
- If it must be done...
- At once.
- So shall it be.
- An... interesting request.
Attack:
- The earth shall tremble!
- They shall fall!
- Feel the wrath of Aiur!
- Prepare yourself, wretch!
Attacked:
- Our position is compromised!
- We shall fight to the last!
Upon death:
- The Khala... calls...
+ Show Spoiler +Bonus points if you can identify the two movie quotes I threw in there. One of them is obvious, the other less so.
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Baa?21244 Posts
"Baa?"
"Baa..."
"Baa?!"
"Baa!"
:3
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On October 23 2010 09:13 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
"Baa?"
"Baa..."
"Baa?!"
"Baa!"
:3
Lol Oh you.
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United States24709 Posts
"Damn you had a LOT of excess supply didn't you"
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{xwooRdy00.wav} You're my favorite deputy!
{xwooWht00.wav} Pull my string!
{xwooWht01.wav} Buzz look, an alien!
{xwooWht02.wav} There's a snake in my boot!
{xwooPss00.wav} Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting, was I think, a big success.
{xwooPss01.wav} It's not a laser, it's.. a little light bulb that blinks
{xwooPss02.wav} Okay, come on. You want a piece of me?
{xwooPss03.wav} YOU. ARE A CHILD'S. PLAYTHING.
{xwooYes00.wav} Hyperactive hyperdrive, and astro... uh... turf.
{xwooYes01.wav} O-KAY! Save your batteries.
{xwooAtt01.wav} Reach for the sky!
{xwooAtt02.wav} Who are you calling busted, Buster?
{xwooAtt03.wav This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
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*frozen in a stasis forever*
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Built:
- Lets do this!
Selected:
- What?
- Im Awake, Im Awake...
- 's goin on?
- Whatcha need?
Annoyed:
- I have a very low tolerance for people like you
- Do you know what it FEELS like to be poked?
- How would you like it if I poked YOU?
Move:
- I'm on it.
- Gotcha.
- On my way!
Attack:
- I'm gonna kick your...
- Unleash the Powah!
Attacked:
- Hey! Get your *** over here!
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The Jolly Rancher
Built
Yum.
if Selected
-chew-
Yum.
Annoyed:
Yum
-chew chew- Yum..
Yummy.
OKAY FINE. its too yummeh
Move:
pew pew.
yum.
pew.
Attack:
Fruity
Tasty
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
Yum.. Bo.. Sung
Inspired by the pack of Jolly Ranchers i have on my desk.
+ Show Spoiler +THE KENPACHIBuilt The fuck!? why man why.. if Selected The hell  sigh.. Annoyed: Wat the fack go away Move: you bastard woo.. thanks Attack: YOUR GONNA KILL ME IM GONNA KILL THEM WHYYYYYYYYYY FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU :o.. id be pretty scared if i was sent in to fight
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Built:
- You called?
Selected:
- Whatcha need?
- Ready 24/7
- Locked and Loaded
Annoyed:
- You're starting to be annoying
- Give me something USEFUL to do
- My finger's very trigger happy
- Macro or micro instead of bugging me!
Move:
- Moving
- Do you want attack move or Move move?
- Would you like a dance with that?
Attack:
- Taking the shot
- It's Rambo Time
- Attack move to victory!
Attacked:
- Taking heat over here!
- Hold the line!
Upon Death
- Why me?
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