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Heimlich
Profile Joined September 2010
United States20 Posts
September 30 2010 17:06 GMT
#101
On October 01 2010 01:51 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 01 2010 01:42 iammaru wrote:
On October 01 2010 01:33 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
my favorite part about this thread is the people that take that rant even half serious.

Is there a guy butt hurt about the english commentator remark? Ooh.. please explain! lol


Hey incontrol,

what does the 88 in your name mean? some people a couple pages back said something about it being anti-semetic .... ? Is it just a coincidence and you just like the number 88, or are you a racist bigot?


The number represents two snowmen standing together for eternity (8 is a standing infinity sign) while remaining infinitely together but also infinitely snowmen which suggests that while constructed from snow they are actually resilient to their own nature. We are all made from something "temperamental" or decomposable but if we are together we can make it through anything.

Also it represents my undying hatred for everything non-nazi. I have a profound and deep respect for the dictators of history which includes Hitler. On my wall I have a picture of a smiling Stalin stabbing a family of deer with a sickle while bludgeoning a box of puppies with a hammer.


What does the capital L represent? do you have an affinity for right angles?
floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
September 30 2010 17:07 GMT
#102
On October 01 2010 02:06 Heimlich wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 01 2010 01:51 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
On October 01 2010 01:42 iammaru wrote:
On October 01 2010 01:33 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
my favorite part about this thread is the people that take that rant even half serious.

Is there a guy butt hurt about the english commentator remark? Ooh.. please explain! lol


Hey incontrol,

what does the 88 in your name mean? some people a couple pages back said something about it being anti-semetic .... ? Is it just a coincidence and you just like the number 88, or are you a racist bigot?


The number represents two snowmen standing together for eternity (8 is a standing infinity sign) while remaining infinitely together but also infinitely snowmen which suggests that while constructed from snow they are actually resilient to their own nature. We are all made from something "temperamental" or decomposable but if we are together we can make it through anything.

Also it represents my undying hatred for everything non-nazi. I have a profound and deep respect for the dictators of history which includes Hitler. On my wall I have a picture of a smiling Stalin stabbing a family of deer with a sickle while bludgeoning a box of puppies with a hammer.


What does the capital L represent? do you have an affinity for right angles?

It was his favorite tetris block growing up as a child, because like him, it was too big to ever truly fit in with others.
Killivt03
Profile Joined May 2010
United States64 Posts
September 30 2010 17:11 GMT
#103
On October 01 2010 01:51 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 01 2010 01:42 iammaru wrote:
On October 01 2010 01:33 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
my favorite part about this thread is the people that take that rant even half serious.

Is there a guy butt hurt about the english commentator remark? Ooh.. please explain! lol


Hey incontrol,

what does the 88 in your name mean? some people a couple pages back said something about it being anti-semetic .... ? Is it just a coincidence and you just like the number 88, or are you a racist bigot?


The number represents two snowmen standing together for eternity (8 is a standing infinity sign) while remaining infinitely together but also infinitely snowmen which suggests that while constructed from snow they are actually resilient to their own nature. We are all made from something "temperamental" or decomposable but if we are together we can make it through anything.

Also it represents my undying hatred for everything non-nazi. I have a profound and deep respect for the dictators of history which includes Hitler. On my wall I have a picture of a smiling Stalin stabbing a family of deer with a sickle while bludgeoning a box of puppies with a hammer.



And this is why you are in the StarCrack Podcast Hall of Fame.
Are you shaking yet?
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
September 30 2010 17:11 GMT
#104
this thread is now "Ask iNcontrol"
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Heimlich
Profile Joined September 2010
United States20 Posts
September 30 2010 17:18 GMT
#105
Why did this get moved to blogs? This is an outrage
Prof. Protoss
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Germany744 Posts
September 30 2010 17:21 GMT
#106
instant classic
and a nice video comes with it
I lol'd :-)
Don't mess the fess!
Noxie
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2227 Posts
September 30 2010 17:22 GMT
#107
This was probably the funniest thing I have ever heard said about artosis.. and there have been quite a few jabs at him.
ProV1
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States980 Posts
September 30 2010 17:24 GMT
#108
Lol, was this all improv?
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 30 2010 17:27 GMT
#109
I have a rolodex of jokes that I keep alongside my computer. When he had mentioned artosis the "wait wait wait" was me filing through my 16 inch thick artosis section.

Everything on this podcast is contrived and written by Larry David. That's why we can only do 1 a week. Takes that long to write.
captainwaffles
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1050 Posts
September 30 2010 17:29 GMT
#110
Best thing since that meteor that killed on the dinosaurs and let us mammals have a chance.
https://x.com/CaptainWaffless
rastaban
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2294 Posts
September 30 2010 18:15 GMT
#111
On October 01 2010 01:51 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 01 2010 01:42 iammaru wrote:
On October 01 2010 01:33 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
my favorite part about this thread is the people that take that rant even half serious.

Is there a guy butt hurt about the english commentator remark? Ooh.. please explain! lol


Hey incontrol,

what does the 88 in your name mean? some people a couple pages back said something about it being anti-semetic .... ? Is it just a coincidence and you just like the number 88, or are you a racist bigot?


The number represents two snowmen standing together for eternity (8 is a standing infinity sign) while remaining infinitely together but also infinitely snowmen which suggests that while constructed from snow they are actually resilient to their own nature. We are all made from something "temperamental" or decomposable but if we are together we can make it through anything.

Also it represents my undying hatred for everything non-nazi. I have a profound and deep respect for the dictators of history which includes Hitler. On my wall I have a picture of a smiling Stalin stabbing a family of deer with a sickle while bludgeoning a box of puppies with a hammer.


Wow, this almost beats out the OP. I love you Inc!
Tyler: "...damn it, that's StarCraft. Opening doors is what we do. Being the first to find food is the greatest pleasure a player can have!"
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19221 Posts
September 30 2010 19:00 GMT
#112
I peed a little.
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
CruelZeratul
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany4588 Posts
September 30 2010 21:24 GMT
#113
On October 01 2010 01:41 TsoBadGuy wrote:
haha, damn that was clever. Just when I thought it couldn't get any better he drops the "Moss to let you know where the sun is." line. hoooly hell.


Does that line have any deeper meaning in it? I'm wondering why so many actually referring to this line.
floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-30 21:32:37
September 30 2010 21:31 GMT
#114
On October 01 2010 06:24 CruelZeratul wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 01 2010 01:41 TsoBadGuy wrote:
haha, damn that was clever. Just when I thought it couldn't get any better he drops the "Moss to let you know where the sun is." line. hoooly hell.


Does that line have any deeper meaning in it? I'm wondering why so many actually referring to this line.

I don't know what Inc really meant by it but my interpretation is that wherever Artosis is there's someone shining brighter than him. There's Artosis and Idra, Artosis and Tasteless, etc.

I guess the exception being Artosis and Gentho. He was the sun during Ascension and Gentho was the spongy plant that grows in damp areas
wootasaurus
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States39 Posts
September 30 2010 21:45 GMT
#115
On October 01 2010 00:44 Hawker wrote:
Am I the only one who thinks iNcontroL sounds a lot like Patton Oswalt?


i think he does, though i coudn't really find a video which showcased the similarity spectacularly. maybe he doesn't but i think he does b/c i find them both hilarious

[image loading]


i also like incontrol's spiel about chronoboost in the previous episode just as much as this one, if not more.
Heimlich
Profile Joined September 2010
United States20 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-30 21:52:12
September 30 2010 21:50 GMT
#116
On October 01 2010 06:31 floor exercise wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 01 2010 06:24 CruelZeratul wrote:
On October 01 2010 01:41 TsoBadGuy wrote:
haha, damn that was clever. Just when I thought it couldn't get any better he drops the "Moss to let you know where the sun is." line. hoooly hell.


Does that line have any deeper meaning in it? I'm wondering why so many actually referring to this line.

I don't know what Inc really meant by it but my interpretation is that wherever Artosis is there's someone shining brighter than him. There's Artosis and Idra, Artosis and Tasteless, etc.

I guess the exception being Artosis and Gentho. He was the sun during Ascension and Gentho was the spongy plant that grows in damp areas


I think he meant, no matter how toad-like or jewish or weak-jointed Artosis might APPEAR to be, he will always steer you in the right direction, and he will always be there for you. It's very endearing.
darklordjac
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada2231 Posts
September 30 2010 22:20 GMT
#117
haha i love artosis and this made me laugh so hard
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-30 22:26:48
September 30 2010 22:26 GMT
#118
Hahaha! That cheered my up so much after having to take the shitty bus and run 8 blocks in the rain. Thanks for sharing op
Fluffy1
Profile Joined September 2010
United States322 Posts
September 30 2010 22:38 GMT
#119
hahaha this was great.
"I may be an idiot, but I am not stupid"
Chesner
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Iceland817 Posts
September 30 2010 23:03 GMT
#120
The StarCraft community would be void without Incontrol <3
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