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Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
September 12 2010 03:55 GMT
#1
So today, I played this game on Desert Oasis against this terran named jubae, and he started off by just saying
"Do me a favor and stand down soldier."
And so I was like "wtf"
"Stand down soldier!"
"shut up"
"you will pay with your life, you will die"
"How the hell can I die in a video game?"
And then he pushes out with a 2 thors and mm and so he's like "Its over son, stand down"
But I had like 20 mutas with a lot of lings and blings and took him down.
I expand to my third and 4th at same time with one of them at the gold, and I get all of them running and start pumping out hydra/roach with blings.
He attacks my third, which is the non-gold with 4 thors with auto repair and mm with some tanks, and so he starts talking again and he's like this is over, you're done.
However, I come back and kill all his forces. And then he gets really smart and talks about how I was maphacking. He says that I turned my forces around when he was attacking. I told him that my lings had the three watch towers and that was I was able to see, and he's like don't lie to me soldier, u maphacker. And he rage quits.
By then, I'm pretty pissed off and Im like I wasn't maphacking u idiot, look at the replay. You play tvz and u still lose. Finally, I get him to shut up.

Afterwards, I just found it extremely wierd that he thought he was like a military commander or something. And the way he was like "stand down solder" and "you will play with your life." Anyway, I found this guy to be quite an interesting bm player.

P.S. I can't upload the replay because I was playing at a uni and I finished the game right before I had to go

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NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
September 12 2010 03:57 GMT
#2
Funny guy^^! What can I say.. idiots happen to be everywhere :-)
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
September 12 2010 04:04 GMT
#3
Lol, sometimes i will do shit like this, like offer a treaty at the start of a TvT (well coz nobody likes TvT, and we should be working to kill the aliens anyways). I do it more when I'm drunk I guess, but its mostly just for fun, to make the game more silly, not to BM the other player
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Zozo
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Brazil2579 Posts
September 12 2010 04:08 GMT
#4
I do something very similar, I like to talk with the accent my current class has on TF2

It's lots of fun, but no reason to be a douche.
EGM guides me
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24698 Posts
September 12 2010 04:09 GMT
#5
I wouldn't be able to take him seriously if he was talking like that (saying 'soldier' etc) so I wouldn't be offended by him and wouldn't find it bm/serious at all.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
shindigs
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4795 Posts
September 12 2010 04:16 GMT
#6
Everytime someone kills my scouting drone I try to guilt them by saying THAT DRONE HAD A FAMILY
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nekuodah
Profile Joined August 2010
England2409 Posts
September 12 2010 04:16 GMT
#7
Hes obviously just messing around dont take it seriously he was probably trying to get a reaction from you, which seems it was successful.
Lumire
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States607 Posts
September 12 2010 04:16 GMT
#8
ive ran into people doing stuff like this a couple times, i usually just dont pay any attention to them, i dont really get offended if they BM, just brush it off pretty much.
|| o.o
FiBsTeR
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States415 Posts
September 12 2010 04:17 GMT
#9
Haha I respect clever BM like that. It's definitely more creative and more funny than "its over chump" or "gg kid" like most other BM players.
Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-12 04:25:08
September 12 2010 04:24 GMT
#10
Thats a funny type of BM and I wouldn't be offended by it lol

The T probably wasn't taking it too seriously either.
"Apparently, Sentenal is a paragon of friendship and tolerance. " - Ech0ne
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
September 12 2010 04:48 GMT
#11
Iono what he did but he had you make a blog on TL.net dedicated to his role playing.

Troll attempt succeeded imo ...
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-12 04:50:49
September 12 2010 04:49 GMT
#12
Jubae is a bit of a legend in the War3 community, and not in a good way. He would do the same thing every game, mass footies and an archmage and push you (like 15 footies before teching). After that he couldn't do much more but that's not why he's famous, he played more games than any other player by a long shot. Each ladder season, which is like 6 months or a little more he would go something like 3000-3000 solo and never stop, year after year. He would always just keep massing footies and playing and playing, until he was banned for maphacking around 2008.

Is it the same jubae, well

http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showpost.php?p=944012&postcount=26
Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
September 12 2010 04:51 GMT
#13
On September 12 2010 13:49 PokePill wrote:
Jubae is a bit of a legend in the War3 community, and not in a good way. He would do the same thing every game, mass footies and an archmage and push you (like 15 footies before teching). After that he couldn't do much more but that's not why he's famous, he played more games than any other player by a long shot. Each ladder season, which is like 6 months or a little more he would go something like 3000-3000 solo and never stop, year after year. He would always just keep massing footies and playing and playing, until he was banned for maphacking around 2008.

Is it the same jubae, well

http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showpost.php?p=944012&postcount=26

lol wow this guy sounds like a wacko O_O
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ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
September 12 2010 04:53 GMT
#14
Why do you let him get to you just because he called you a maphacker, you really care what he thinks?

Anyway, I though he was hilarious
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
September 12 2010 05:01 GMT
#15
reminds me of my war3 laddering days...
SC2Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2814 Posts
September 12 2010 05:09 GMT
#16
God damn WoW nerds should get back to their fantasy land T_T
Who the fuck has a family of fucking trees? This song is so god damn stupid. Fuck you song, fuck you and your stupid trees. -itmeJP
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
September 12 2010 05:14 GMT
#17
Hah...Its only fitting that he plays Terran if he talks like an army commander.
But yeah...I would've liked him more if he wasn't so bm. =\
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
kaleidoscope
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore2887 Posts
September 12 2010 05:17 GMT
#18
he thinks he's Raynor, commanding the Terran force lol
대지따라 돌린게 시간이다.. 흘러가고 돌아오지도 않고..
ironchef
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Canada1350 Posts
September 12 2010 05:27 GMT
#19
Haha sounds crazy. Just reminded me of a really similar run in long time ago in bw. Guy was semi roleplaying, and using 'son' and pseudo military talk. People are weird :0
“Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.” - Marcus Aurelius
geetarzero
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States217 Posts
September 12 2010 05:44 GMT
#20
On September 12 2010 13:16 shindigs wrote:
Everytime someone kills my scouting drone I try to guilt them by saying THAT DRONE HAD A FAMILY


you are a genius.
sKyHigh? him? don't worry about it. (–_–)
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