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My 1000th (+32) Post

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tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19259 Posts
September 09 2010 18:56 GMT
#1
As is sort of a tradition on TL, I create this blog for my 1000th post. However, you may notice this is my 1032nd post. That's because I used my 1000th post elsewhere, and then I got distracted (as I easily do).

So for my 1032nd post, I have some stuff to announce:
0. (Because I'm a programmer!) Friend? Girlfriend? I dunno. I talk a bunch online with an awesome girl, but due to our contrasting schedules, we rarely get to meet up. She's pretty awesome, so yeah. Not sure where I'm going with this one.

1. #iccup on Quakenet is open. I have no idea what it's for, but I got at least 3 messages a day about it, so now it's there.

2. My stream was added (<3 Chill). I work too much, so it's usually only on for a bit, anywhere from about 7pm to 9pm. It's about 97% SC2, and 3% other stuff.

3. I'm retiring as CW SA. Yep. CW and CL sections of ICCup are being merged. CW was pretty inactive, and it made sense. JoeKim and someone else (not sure who yet) will be heading up the new Clans section.

4. I'm still on the ICCup dev team! I promise I'll get fixes done for stuff soon. Setting up my local copy for development work has been a bitch, especially with the reformatting and recent computer issues I've been having all over the place.


Now that announcements are done (I think?), it's time for the thanks and such.
TL Mod Team - For (hopefully) not banning me for this one. And also for putting up with me for so long.

Pholon Cannon, Aesop, flicky, et al - It's great working* with you guys on Liquipedia 2. You guys are pretty cool to hang out with too.

IdrA, but only BW IdrA - You got me to <3 Terran in BW.

ICCup TV Staff - Is this self serving? I dunno. But ICCup TV is awesome to watch. You put a lot of effort into what you do and it shows.

RageQuit.tv Staff - You guys are also awesome. You actually let me cast sometimes (what the hell is wrong with you?), and you're all fun to hang out with.

TheGunrun - Thanks for [redacted]. You are a really cool guy, even though you think driving to North Jersey is a good idea.

You Guys - Because you've read this far. And it's a dumb post. Thanks.


And finally (maybe?), the anti-thanks. Anti-thanks go to the following:

Romanians - 'nuff said

You doucheballs who post "An Open Letter to X" or "The State of Y" - So far, I think there may have been 1 of each that were actually worth reading, and they still weren't that great. DIAF

You assclowns who keep editing "penis" and "Destiny Cloud Fist" into Liquipedia 2 - You know who you are and I hate you.

You [I don't have a word for how much I hate you]s who post inane shit in SC2 Strategy - You're killing TL [softly]. Stop it. You suck at life.

You "I'm ~800 Diamond" Idiots - Do I need to even explain this one?

OHtRUe - Because you're a fucking tool

* for a given definition of "work"


*****
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prototype.
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada4215 Posts
September 09 2010 19:01 GMT
#2
800 diamond here, congrats on your 1000th +- 32 posts.
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seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9827 Posts
September 09 2010 19:06 GMT
#3
i like romanians

also yay bw idra!

WASTING MY 3450th POST ON THIS
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Thegilaboy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States2018 Posts
September 09 2010 19:09 GMT
#4
An Open Letter to tofucake:

I enjoy your use of the word "doucheballs" and congrats on 1000+ posts!
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18919 Posts
September 09 2010 19:10 GMT
#5
you didn't anti-thank Big-T.
Come on - its the hip thing to do.
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Zilver
Profile Joined December 2008
Finland282 Posts
September 09 2010 19:17 GMT
#6
I'm a 1087 rating Diamond League Protoss on EU. I can't see what's wrong with posting your ratings? Is this like an inside-joke or something?

And I don't understand what you have against romanians :s
1a2a3a iWin
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
September 09 2010 19:18 GMT
#7
~500 Diamond Protoss here. Grats on 1k
Imbu
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States903 Posts
September 09 2010 19:25 GMT
#8
I loved your actual 1k post. Congrats!

An open letter to tofucake on the state of your posts
~Not even diamond toss
@DreamingBird
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-09 19:49:43
September 09 2010 19:49 GMT
#9
The state of tofucake's 1000th post.

I'm a ~800 rank romanian zerg who invented the 5 queen spine and spore rush strategy. It's really cool, you just PENIS and DESTINY CLOUD FIST your way to victory. ohtrue helped me out quite a bit with testing this rush.

Anyways, I just wanted to congratulate you on your 1000th (+32) post, and as mine has just recently passed, it is a great milestone. Looking forward to 2000. :D
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
shieldbreak
Profile Joined February 2010
United States406 Posts
September 09 2010 19:51 GMT
#10
...I love you tofu (wait a minute...I hate tofu!)...I love you cake.

Other than the crappy word pun that I should be shot for, nice post. Doucheballs will become a new favorite of mine...anddddd Destiny Cloud Penis Fist. That about says it.
Many a sleepless nights were spent doing absolutely nothing.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
September 09 2010 20:04 GMT
#11
On September 10 2010 04:51 shieldbreak wrote:
...I love you tofu (wait a minute...I hate tofu!)...I love you cake.

Other than the crappy word pun that I should be shot for, nice post. Doucheballs will become a new favorite of mine...anddddd Destiny Cloud Penis Fist. That about says it.

Can you imagine what this would look like (literally)? Hahaha...
Aesop
Profile Joined October 2007
Hungary11305 Posts
September 09 2010 20:27 GMT
#12
On September 10 2010 03:56 tofucake wrote:
You assclowns who keep editing "penis" and "Destiny Cloud Fist" into Liquipedia 2 - You know who you are and I hate you.

Congrats for 1000 and fully agree with the sentiment above.
ModeratorNon veritas sed auctoritas facit legem. | Liquipedia: Don't ask me, I'm retired.
Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
September 09 2010 21:40 GMT
#13
Grats on 1000! Made me chuckle
RIP MBC Game Hero
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6789 Posts
September 09 2010 23:24 GMT
#14
An open letter to the OP

Nice post I laughed the whole way, I definitely agree with everything you hate... I think Doucheballs is my new favorite insult :D

Oh and btw, 300 point Protoss signing out
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