Captain Kinsman and the Storm Brigade (Comic)

Kinsman

Canada18 Posts

August 24 2010 20:13 GMT

Alright, so I already posted this in the general forums which was a mistake, whoopsie daisy, now to put it in the actual place. This comic is pretty much just me making fun of my mistakes and having fun with watching my replays in depth. I can't promise it'll always be entertaining, because hey, sometimes games are just boring, and while it helps in a replay to be like "Oh, this probe was early, and this gateway isn't constantly producing", those don't exactly make good comics. But, I'll try to include mostly the entertaining stuff, and whatever random war melodrama I feel necessary to throw in. Anyways, on to the comic.

Attention assholes. Wake up. There has been recent zerg activity on the Steppes. Mobilize a force to find them and, you know, kill them.

Heh, mondays, am I right guys?

Shut the fuck up Dave, seriously.

Know what? I don't need your shit. I'm going for a walk.

Shit, I think I found them.

SHIT SHIT SHIT!

And then she says to the guy...

Hey, weren't we supposed to stop those guys from getting in?

...Damnit.

Everyone run for your lives!

Don't worry probes, we're coming!

You guys are awful at your jobs and I personally hate each of you!

They're escaping! You two, stop them!

Seriously guys. Just fucking dreadful.

I'm sick of waiting. Are the warpgates up and running?

Yes sir!

How does our standing army look?

We stand as one.

Good enough for me! Move out. And throw down another nexus on the next level, these mineral fields won't last forever.

Fuck this 'we move as one' shit, for I am the stalker, and my speed is legend!

Meh, he was a dick anyways.

Oh no! We are soon to be outnumbered, and then I, but a lone pitiful sentry will most surely be killed most dead!

Wait, right, space and time are totally my bitch. My bad.

Mmm, barbeque. How do you like your roach done?

Raw.

See, I actually like mine well done because

Because you're a bitch, Steve. You like yours well done because you're a bitch.

The expansion hatchery is down, retreat!

Steve!

Well...Shit.

This is not good, this is not good. What's the opposite of good?

Bad.

Yeah, this is that!

What do you mean they all died!? Since when do people die in wars?! This is bullshit. Alright, they're bound to counterattack, and we have an advantageous position. We need a pure stalker defense force, now!

So yeah, let me know what you think, preferably constructive criticism rather than "This comic sucks, FAG", and I'll try to make this better in the future.

SmoKim

Denmark10305 Posts

August 24 2010 20:25 GMT

pretty good, made me smile

3/5

Cedstick

Canada3336 Posts

August 24 2010 20:28 GMT

Ahahaha, sup Kinsman. So this is what you're up to

Kinsman

Canada18 Posts

August 24 2010 20:59 GMT

Yo Ced, how's it going, did you end up going to the lan tourney at UBC? We have to play some time so I can get thoroughly humiliated and have more material for this thing.

They'll be here any second men! Hold the line!

Any second now.

Really soon.

Aha! The dread zerg swarm approaches!

Be not afraid men, though for they may be numberless, we shall hold fast to the end!

And...Erm.

Huh.

VICTORY!

Good job guys. Go, uh... Go break some rocks or something.

And so they did.

JodoYodo

Canada1772 Posts

August 24 2010 21:04 GMT

I enjoyed the comic.

Could've been better if it weren't on Low texture settings but then again I play on low settings too so I'm not one to talk.

5/5

swanized

Canada2480 Posts

August 24 2010 22:39 GMT

lol funny

4/5

Finskie

Sweden412 Posts

August 24 2010 22:58 GMT

Second one was better than first but both were still funny! 4/5!
Could try to use the Interface to get the portraits down there with the text or something i guess

SpicyCrab

402 Posts

August 24 2010 23:55 GMT

Yeah put it up to high for taking screenshots.

Very fun comic.

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