I was in my pool today trying to catch bees that were swimming around because my niece was scared to go in the water around them. She pointed out a spider on my shoulder (not a very menacing one, but I still hate spiders) so I took the net in my hand, splashed it off my shoulder, caught it in the net, and held it under water for a few minutes. Seriously, some people can be manly when it comes to spiders, but I'm not one of them. Spiders scare the shit out of me.

Skvid

Lithuania751 Posts

August 20 2010 07:11 GMT

#42

Just keep tipping the jar over and squash him with the edge of it when he attempts his escape.

igotmyown

United States4291 Posts

August 20 2010 07:13 GMT

#43

If you hate spiders, you must enjoy living with the insects they prey upon. Every fly they kill is a fly that I won't have to worry about landing on my food, every dead mosquito is a few less bites.

Boblion

France8043 Posts

August 20 2010 07:17 GMT

#44

It is a male imo ( it has quite big pedipalps )
It is really hard to tell the specie if we don't have a close picture. We need to know hom many eyes it has etc...

prototype.

Canada4215 Posts

August 20 2010 07:26 GMT

#45

On August 20 2010 16:13 igotmyown wrote:
If you hate spiders, you must enjoy living with the insects they prey upon. Every fly they kill is a fly that I won't have to worry about landing on my food, every dead mosquito is a few less bites.

But every giant spider you don't kill is a giant spider in your house.

Kinky

United States4126 Posts

August 20 2010 07:46 GMT

#46

On August 20 2010 15:32 R1CH wrote:
Looks like a huntsman spider, they move really fast and don't put down web. Their bite will irritate, but unless you bother them they won't bother you. They are good to keep around to kill random bugs.

Actually if you're in Canada, probably not a huntsman.

Leave it to R1CH to explain everything :D

nayumi

Australia6499 Posts

August 20 2010 07:56 GMT

#47

Spiders give me goose-bumps ... I hate those 8-leg bastards >.<

Coagulation

United States9633 Posts

August 20 2010 07:56 GMT

#48

that spider isnt shit.
theres one that makes a web next to my porch light everyday that is like 4 times bigger then that thing.

WarChimp

Australia943 Posts

August 20 2010 07:56 GMT

#49

That spider is awesome haha but release it, it kills more annoying bugs which is what I like about them

Masamune

Canada3401 Posts

August 20 2010 08:34 GMT

#50

wtf how are there spiders that big here in Canada!?! The biggest ones I've ever seen in my life have been the size of a penny.

Manifesto7

Osaka27174 Posts

August 20 2010 08:48 GMT

#51

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=54985

If you don't boil it in hot water you aren't a man. (God I love spider threads, I can link this every time

)

Kinky

United States4126 Posts

August 20 2010 09:01 GMT

#52

On August 20 2010 17:48 Manifesto7 wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=54985

If you don't boil it in hot water you aren't a man. (God I love spider threads, I can link this every time

)

You have to boil it now that Mani told you :O

endy

Switzerland8970 Posts

August 20 2010 10:17 GMT

#53

I fucking hate spiders. Most of the time I found them in the bathroom, and Mani speaks the truth, boiling them is the way to go.

Few years ago I couldn't even see a spider on TV / image. I remember once throwing a magazine and shouting in the train because I flipped the page and there was a full page spider picture :| Everyone stared at me :|

VTArlock

United States1763 Posts

August 20 2010 11:57 GMT

#54

Continuously blow cigarette smoke into the jar, once he is sufficiently addicted to the nicotine u can release him back into the wild with a new addiction other than flies

Sentenal

United States12398 Posts

August 20 2010 13:10 GMT

#55

On August 20 2010 14:37 a176 wrote:
ok this thing is freaking me the hell out

into the freezer it goes!

I demand picture of frozen spider.

CharlieMurphy

United States22895 Posts

August 20 2010 13:31 GMT

#56

lol this thread is hilarious

Disregard

China10252 Posts

August 20 2010 13:48 GMT

#57

Make a hole in the jar cap, fill it to the top with water and toss it in the freezer.

Murderotica

Vatican City State2594 Posts

August 20 2010 14:07 GMT

#58

Get a terrarium for it and throw insects you find around your house in there. Best solution EVAR.

lokiM

United States3407 Posts

August 20 2010 14:22 GMT

#59

lol I miss that japanesebugfights thread, a good few hours of entertainment ~

BroOd

Austin10833 Posts

August 20 2010 14:28 GMT

#60

Leave it frozen for like 5 years (that's gotta be like 1000 years for a spider right?) and then put it out near some other spiders to dethaw. Maybe 2 teenage spiders will find him and try to bring him to their spider high school. They'll try to pass him off as a modern spider but he'll get into all sorts of crazy shenanigans. Along the way, they'll teach him about modern spider life, and maybe he might just teach them a thing or two.

Do that, imo.