On August 14 2010 07:50 Chunkybuddha wrote:
I know in multiplayer obviously you clone 'jelly' but why in the campaign does the description of maras and firebats say they come from prisons? Or are they clones of prisoners? I can't remember

They say they come from prisons due to regulations by the FCC.

IskatuMesk

Canada969 Posts

August 13 2010 23:39 GMT

#22

Terrans = Space Hicks. Supply depots are full of cousins, and hicks reproduce like locust. Put two and two together and the barracks is more like a space brothel.

Protoss = Elves. You can only see Elves when you're drunk off your ass (space hicks are always drunk, go figure). They appear and reproduce through MAGIC. If you ask a Space Hick, anyways. In reality Protoss are plants, so every Gateway basically transports fully grown plants from gardens in ships from where ever the sunlight is facing. Motherships are basically giant greenhouses - hence the semi-transparent windows covering the central structure.

Zerg are basically Space Gophers. Space Hicks don't really care where they come from or why they're here, only that they threaten the racks of cousins they have stowed away and need to be dynamited while they're still in their holes. Some Gophers explode, so Space Hicks call up those farmer's wives who know a few things about patching up gashes from Cletus' latest run-in with the space tractor. Except they kept getting iced by Gophers and Elves so now they fly around in space tractors and are more expensive to hire as a result.

Battlecruisers are basically flying pick-ups with those neighbors that sit on their porch with 50 cals taking pot shots at tumbleweed.

naonao

United States847 Posts

August 13 2010 23:43 GMT

#23

What about the protoss in utter darkness? Where are the new protoss you build coming form?

IskatuMesk

Canada969 Posts

August 13 2010 23:46 GMT

#24

They use artificial lights.

B1nary

Canada1267 Posts

August 13 2010 23:54 GMT

#25

On August 14 2010 08:43 naonao wrote:
What about the protoss in utter darkness? Where are the new protoss you build coming form?

Hahaha. They should put a counter in that mission. "Protoss Remaining: 183" When it goes to 0, you can't build anymore

SubtleArt

2710 Posts

August 14 2010 00:44 GMT

#26

On August 14 2010 06:52 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:

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Rapid degeneration into stem cells that undergo rapid mitosis to create more cells. Duh.

But how are the required nutrients acquired so hastily? The process of mitosis takes a few hours

Comeh

United States18918 Posts

August 14 2010 00:47 GMT

#27

On August 14 2010 08:18 mOnion wrote:
ya wtf protoss we are in the middle of FUCKING war here, this is no time to be putting hefty taxes on warping in units, shit.

just fuckin expense that shit for later and ill have 200/200 in one minute

Come on, you should know that the minerals aren't a form of currency but rather used to create their weapons and power their fancy technology.

Revolt

United States288 Posts

August 14 2010 07:14 GMT

#28

On August 14 2010 08:39 IskatuMesk wrote:
Terrans = Space Hicks. Supply depots are full of cousins, and hicks reproduce like locust. Put two and two together and the barracks is more like a space brothel.

Protoss = Elves. You can only see Elves when you're drunk off your ass (space hicks are always drunk, go figure). They appear and reproduce through MAGIC. If you ask a Space Hick, anyways. In reality Protoss are plants, so every Gateway basically transports fully grown plants from gardens in ships from where ever the sunlight is facing. Motherships are basically giant greenhouses - hence the semi-transparent windows covering the central structure.

Zerg are basically Space Gophers. Space Hicks don't really care where they come from or why they're here, only that they threaten the racks of cousins they have stowed away and need to be dynamited while they're still in their holes. Some Gophers explode, so Space Hicks call up those farmer's wives who know a few things about patching up gashes from Cletus' latest run-in with the space tractor. Except they kept getting iced by Gophers and Elves so now they fly around in space tractors and are more expensive to hire as a result.

Battlecruisers are basically flying pick-ups with those neighbors that sit on their porch with 50 cals taking pot shots at tumbleweed.

ROFL WHAT THE FUCK. HAHA