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Exteray
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1094 Posts
August 13 2010 20:17 GMT
#21
I attribute my careful reading of instructions to my success in life so far,

Do you mean the other way around? like you attribute your success in life so far to your careful reading of instructions?
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
August 13 2010 20:24 GMT
#22
There's a whole culture centered around finding the perfect poop. I've read people likening certain poops to a religious experience. OP I think you have found your calling.
The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
August 13 2010 20:40 GMT
#23
oh god i should NOT read this at work...
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
August 13 2010 20:40 GMT
#24
trying very hard to hold back the giggles
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
August 13 2010 20:42 GMT
#25
lulz. haha wow, i laughed the whole way through that story
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
August 13 2010 20:46 GMT
#26
On August 14 2010 05:17 Exteray wrote:
Show nested quote +
I attribute my careful reading of instructions to my success in life so far,

Do you mean the other way around? like you attribute your success in life so far to your careful reading of instructions?

Yes. That's what I mean. Thanks.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
Apex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States7227 Posts
August 13 2010 20:54 GMT
#27
I can't stop laughing now.

I will never take a shit seriously again.
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
August 13 2010 20:55 GMT
#28
And I vow never to use the phrase "serious shit" again.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
Versita
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada1032 Posts
August 13 2010 21:05 GMT
#29
On August 14 2010 04:34 love1another wrote:
I read it with much excitement and skipped straight to number 4 which told me to pass my stool directly into the white basin without letting any urine contaminate the sample. Given:
1.) The size of the basin,
2.) The size of the toilet seat, and
3.) The enormity of my testicles


To me, this looks like a very subtle brag blog about how big his balls are.
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
August 13 2010 21:10 GMT
#30
I have no idea how to react to this blog.
Couldn't you just go to the bathroom of the hospital or wherever it was?
ShivaN
Profile Joined January 2007
United States933 Posts
August 13 2010 21:14 GMT
#31
Shittiest blog I've ever read. 5 stars!
faseman
Profile Joined April 2009
Australia215 Posts
August 13 2010 21:22 GMT
#32
Why wouldn't she let you do it at the doctor's? That's just unreasonable!
Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
August 13 2010 21:22 GMT
#33
Awesoem read, laughed sooo much
Rkie
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1278 Posts
August 13 2010 21:27 GMT
#34
i was eating lunch when i read this. bad mistake.
zoltanqc
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada171 Posts
August 13 2010 21:34 GMT
#35
I stared at the diagrams for those two options, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth...

The answer was obvious. I marked both.
AND THEN, THE INTERNETS EXPLODED.
Kwidowmaker
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Canada978 Posts
August 13 2010 21:36 GMT
#36
love1another (totally dig your name) I'm with you! Pooing is one of the great pleasures in life. Unfortunately a satisfying poop is not always easy to come by. You always get the burning diarrhea, the shicky poops, and the rabbit turds, but every once in a while you have the good fortune to pass a well formed, solid log that leaves your sphincter a tad stretched and your prostate well rubbed

Bravo to your shitting expertise!
Kk.
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
August 13 2010 21:39 GMT
#37
omg
| MLIA | the weather sucks dick here
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
August 13 2010 21:50 GMT
#38
On August 14 2010 04:34 love1another wrote:
But right as the first log was about to come out, I sucked it back in with all my strength upon the realization that I had not yet read the instructions!


I laughed for a good minute or 2 here.

That story was just...a mixture of disgusting, funny,a and wtf all at the same time.
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
love1another
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1844 Posts
August 13 2010 21:53 GMT
#39
On August 14 2010 06:50 blahman3344 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 14 2010 04:34 love1another wrote:
But right as the first log was about to come out, I sucked it back in with all my strength upon the realization that I had not yet read the instructions!


I laughed for a good minute or 2 here.

That story was just...a mixture of disgusting, funny,a and wtf all at the same time.

I feel a little like Thoreau right now, in that I was thorough in my execution of the instructions.
"I'm learning more and more that TL isn't the place to go for advice outside of anything you need in college. It's like you guys just make up your own fantasy world shit and post it as if you've done it." - Chill
Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
August 13 2010 21:58 GMT
#40
Um... that must be one of the wierdest posts i have ever seen on here
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