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As some of you realize I recently moved up into my attic because my parents wanted me to move out. Anyways I wanted to let you know they still haven't found me! Everything is working out perfectly!
My daily schedule goes something like this. I wake up at about 2:00 pm and go straight on to Starcraft and vent and just talk with my pals until about 12:00 am. At that moment I get off and go down stairs (After im sure my parents went to bed) and eat. Once I'm done eating I grab all my clothes and bring them down to the basement where our laundry room is and wash all the clothes.
I then proceed to go back upstairs where I will continue to play more starcraft until about 5:00 am. Then I go back down stairs grab all my clothes that i have been washing and I get my snacks for the day and night (Drive to nearest 7 11) and then proceed with my playing of starcraft. I fall a sleep around 6/7 am and then it starts all again.
That was until last night. I was in the attic when i heard something in the kitchen bang.... I slowly went downstairs (Thinking it was my parents) when i saw nothing I proceeded to head back upstairs. It was then that I saw my computer had shut itself off randomly. I looked around to see nothing so I restarted my computer again. Then I heard something moving behind me. I turned around to nothing once again. I pulled up the ladder to the attic turned and shut the door. I have been hiding in here for 2 days now and its getting pretty difficult. Am i safe to proceed back down stairs or is my house to insanely haunted?
P.S. this blog was written a couple of days ago on word.... being published now
Poll: Haunted or Not?Your a pussy (60) 82% Haunted (13) 18% 73 total votes Your vote: Haunted or Not? (Vote): Haunted
(Vote): Your a pussy
 
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I think you know who you need to call...
If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS
If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
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are you seriously living in your parents' house without them knowing?
that's... AWESOME
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Oh sorry that banging was me, I was getting kinda hungry, I'll be more quiet next time.
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On August 11 2010 15:03 Nitrogen wrote:
are you seriously living in your parents' house without them knowing?
that's... AWESOME
Could be the dumbest thing in the world if you have a trigger happy gun nut of a father. Still, I doubt it's true.
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You are a pussy with bad grammar. "Your"? That's inexcusable.
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Do your dad have a gun?
-_-
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cant be true
but if it is
then I take my proverbial hat off to the OP.
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i want pics, this is almost too moocho cool to be true.
+ Show Spoiler +DID ANYONE SEE WUT I DID THAR =D
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Lmao first off dude, NICE, its hilarious that your living in your parents house without them knowing and just play SC and eat all day. Second your house is not haunted, all that time you are spending cooped up in some creepy attic by yourself is making you go crazy, you need to be out in the daytime man
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On August 11 2010 15:27 Malgrif wrote:i want pics, this is almost too moocho cool to be true. + Show Spoiler +DID ANYONE SEE WUT I DID THAR =D
K ill post pics of my house next time I blog
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The chances of this being real - .05%
The chances of it being real and your parents not knowing .0000001%
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On August 11 2010 15:34 Comeh wrote:
The chances of this being real - .05%
The chances of it being real and your parents not knowing .0000001%
so in efforts to change this into a math blog, what is the overall percentage of this being real? METHOD NEEDS TO BE SHOWN IN FULL DETAILS WITH IN DEPTH EXPLANATION
+ Show Spoiler +
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2pm - 12am no food? thats a nice way to live
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On August 11 2010 15:38 Malgrif wrote:Show nested quote +On August 11 2010 15:34 Comeh wrote:
The chances of this being real - .05%
The chances of it being real and your parents not knowing .0000001% so in efforts to change this into a math blog, what is the overall percentage of this being real? METHOD NEEDS TO BE SHOWN IN FULL DETAILS WITH IN DEPTH EXPLANATION + Show Spoiler +
1 / 3 = 0.3333333....
3 x 0.3 = 0.9999999.......
1 = 0.999999........
Yes, I broke the mystery to life, you may thank me.
Also this blog just seems fake, waiting for the next one for the pics!
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On August 11 2010 15:40 ilovejonn wrote:
2pm - 12am no food? thats a nice way to live
Like i said at the end i bring up snacks... The food i eat at night is like a real meal while i snack all day.
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Where's the "You're a liar" option in the poll?
Is your entire family retarded or what? That's including you by the way...
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On August 11 2010 15:52 prototype. wrote:
Where's the "You're a liar" option in the poll?
Is your entire family retarded or what? That's including you by the way...
ROFLLLLLL such a vicious reply omg
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lol at first I was going to ask you why your sleep schedule was so bad but I missed the part about secretly living at home. That is pretty cool, regardless of it's validity.
Doesn't talking on vent wake up your parents though? Or flushing the toilet? I guess you have to shower right...
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Well when i post pics in my next blog you guys will get how its more possible. We have this 2 story house finished basement.. We have a shower downstairs.... Talking on vent doesnt wake up my parents because the attic is finished or w/e you say when an attic is done. Like it doesnt just have installation popping out everywhere its got a floor and walls and stuff.
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I think Chill should go over to this guys house to access the validity of this blog.
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if chill wants my address he can have it
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how the hell do your parents not know that food is missing?
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i personally hope it's true
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On August 11 2010 14:55 Justifer wrote:
I have been hiding in here for 2 days now and its getting pretty difficult.
Your previous blog says you've been hiding for 6-7 days now.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=141107
On August 11 2010 14:55 Justifer wrote:
Once I'm done eating I grab all my clothes and bring them down to the basement where our laundry room is and wash all the clothes.
Why would you wash your clothes within 2 days. You're not going anywhere. You're in an attic almost 24 hours a day. It's summer, and you're in an attic, why would you even wear anything?
On August 11 2010 14:55 Justifer wrote:
At that moment I get off and go down stairs (After im sure my parents went to bed) and eat.
How do your parents not notice missing food? Food that fills up a person for an entire day.
On August 11 2010 14:55 Justifer wrote:
That was until last night. I was in the attic when i heard something in the kitchen bang.... I slowly went downstairs (Thinking it was my parents)
You're hiding from your parents, why would you to the source of the sound when you believe it might be your parents?
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now that this blog has reminded me, i had trouble sleeping last night because i had a fear of sleep paralysis. each time it happens, i feel/hear/ something moving and sometimes i feel like something is touching me. so far i think i've had this happen around 3-5 times, it's a unpleasant feeling -_-
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On August 11 2010 16:25 prototype. wrote:Show nested quote +On August 11 2010 14:55 Justifer wrote:
I have been hiding in here for 2 days now and its getting pretty difficult. Your previous blog says you've been hiding for 6-7 days now. http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=141107Show nested quote +On August 11 2010 14:55 Justifer wrote:
Once I'm done eating I grab all my clothes and bring them down to the basement where our laundry room is and wash all the clothes. Why would you wash your clothes within 2 days. You're not going anywhere. You're in an attic almost 24 hours a day. It's summer, and you're in an attic, why would you even wear anything? Show nested quote +On August 11 2010 14:55 Justifer wrote:
At that moment I get off and go down stairs (After im sure my parents went to bed) and eat. How do your parents not notice missing food? Food that fills up a person for an entire day. Show nested quote +On August 11 2010 14:55 Justifer wrote:
That was until last night. I was in the attic when i heard something in the kitchen bang.... I slowly went downstairs (Thinking it was my parents) You're hiding from your parents, why would you to the source of the sound when you believe it might be your parents?
woops meant 2 weeks
i dont have alot of clothes
Parents are old and senile they dont keep track of shit either
Idk im not to bright and i get scarred easily obviously so why wouldnt i check.
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On August 11 2010 16:30 Justifer wrote:Show nested quote +On August 11 2010 16:25 prototype. wrote:On August 11 2010 14:55 Justifer wrote:
I have been hiding in here for 2 days now and its getting pretty difficult. Your previous blog says you've been hiding for 6-7 days now. http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=141107On August 11 2010 14:55 Justifer wrote:
Once I'm done eating I grab all my clothes and bring them down to the basement where our laundry room is and wash all the clothes. Why would you wash your clothes within 2 days. You're not going anywhere. You're in an attic almost 24 hours a day. It's summer, and you're in an attic, why would you even wear anything? On August 11 2010 14:55 Justifer wrote:
At that moment I get off and go down stairs (After im sure my parents went to bed) and eat. How do your parents not notice missing food? Food that fills up a person for an entire day. On August 11 2010 14:55 Justifer wrote:
That was until last night. I was in the attic when i heard something in the kitchen bang.... I slowly went downstairs (Thinking it was my parents) You're hiding from your parents, why would you to the source of the sound when you believe it might be your parents? woops meant 2 weeks
That still doesn't make sense. Your previous blog states you've been hiding in the attic for "two hours and twelve minutes" when you posted.
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On August 11 2010 16:30 Justifer wrote:
Idk im not to bright and i get scarred easily obviously so why wouldnt i check.
WOOOOW, why didn't you just say you were stupid to begin with. Now it all makes sense.
And you're 27? wtf?
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If that story is true it's fucking funny : D
But we need proof!
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wtf hahaha, how do you go to the restroom without your parents noticing? You're like a ninja if it's been two weeks and they haven't had a clue.
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On August 11 2010 15:20 Katkishka wrote:
I live in "some guy that I've never met"'s attic and regularly steal his parent's food
I found the ghost.
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Yesterday was Microsoft's "Patch Tuesday". Your computer most likely restarted after installing updates automatically.
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Giving you the benefit of the doubt for a couple of seconds, if that's your daily routine, no wonder your parents wanted you to move out :/
... at least XeRO gave us some fuzzy pictures to go along with his tale.
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On August 11 2010 16:57 Nazarene wrote:
If that story is true it's fucking funny : D
But we need proof!
like i said ill get the camera tomorrow and ill post all the pics next blog post.
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On August 11 2010 16:40 prototype. wrote:Show nested quote +On August 11 2010 16:30 Justifer wrote:On August 11 2010 16:25 prototype. wrote:On August 11 2010 14:55 Justifer wrote:
I have been hiding in here for 2 days now and its getting pretty difficult. Your previous blog says you've been hiding for 6-7 days now. http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=141107On August 11 2010 14:55 Justifer wrote:
Once I'm done eating I grab all my clothes and bring them down to the basement where our laundry room is and wash all the clothes. Why would you wash your clothes within 2 days. You're not going anywhere. You're in an attic almost 24 hours a day. It's summer, and you're in an attic, why would you even wear anything? On August 11 2010 14:55 Justifer wrote:
At that moment I get off and go down stairs (After im sure my parents went to bed) and eat. How do your parents not notice missing food? Food that fills up a person for an entire day. On August 11 2010 14:55 Justifer wrote:
That was until last night. I was in the attic when i heard something in the kitchen bang.... I slowly went downstairs (Thinking it was my parents) You're hiding from your parents, why would you to the source of the sound when you believe it might be your parents? woops meant 2 weeks That still doesn't make sense. Your previous blog states you've been hiding in the attic for "two hours and twelve minutes" when you posted.
vicious TL detectives, the unstoppable force!
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On August 11 2010 15:43 redtooth wrote:
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
that was an interesting movie. ending was pretty fucked up.
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Aha funny nonetheless I highly doubt its true
Btw you say u go to 7-11 to get food, in a car or walking?
Do your parents never hear you playing sc all day? Clicking and keyboard and all
Walking around the attic
Wake up in middle of nights catchn u??
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OP's story has more holes than an M. Night movie.
Although if someone made a movie of OP's story it would probably be better than the last 4-5 M. Night movies.
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Raynor's spirit protects you!
Seriously if there was something in your house it would've made a move earlier. In the words of Russell Peters voicing an asian man, "be a man!"
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do the right thing, get your own place
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I am amused. Which was the OP's goal all along, I suspect. Well done, sir.
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He's obviously going nuts, and losing track of time. That's what attic ghost does to you! It fucks with your mind, man....fucks with your mind
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lmao this blog gets 5/5 for being highly entertaining.
if he posts pics of someone's attic tmrw i'm gona die.
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Mommy mommy, I think the TL Blog is haunted! Sometimes when I least expect it, some strange no-name leaves behind a terrible terrible blog and disappears!
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On August 11 2010 17:20 OhThatDang wrote:
Aha funny nonetheless I highly doubt its true
Btw you say u go to 7-11 to get food, in a car or walking?
Do your parents never hear you playing sc all day? Clicking and keyboard and all
Walking around the attic
Wake up in middle of nights catchn u??
More than just clicking and keyboard and all, how do his parents not hear him since in the OP he says he regularly goes on Vent to talk with his buds?
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4/5 for holding your pee for 10 hours.
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Why the hell would you live in your parents attic without them knowing in the first place.
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oh i get it- youre the ghost? that seems to be the only plausible explanation for literally every one of your ludicrous details in the blog
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Watch it be your parents knowing you're hiding out and them playing jokes on you. On another note ... probably not haunted.
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