So angry at blizzard right now

Dear Bobby-fucking-Kotick (I know you don't care) & Blizzard.

Really, the deciding factor for buying SC2 was for seeing dragoons and reavers in SC2, did placements against some people who goes gas before their first scv, while promptly getting 5 kills with my scouting drone, and then being called cheap.

Buildings and units are actually made out of polystyrene, technology gets worse over time as can be seen by a rocket-propelled hoverbike that shoots grenades and drops invisible robotic mini-nukes being promptly outdated by a golf cart with a flame thrower on its fucking roof that uses the same gasoline that the engine uses, thus not being able to shoot while moving, and costs 25 more minerals. Now I don't give a shit.

Here's a suggestion, try making units that don't stop and go DUHHHHHHHHHHH.............. when you tell it to do a hit and run.

All I ever wanted, Blizzard, was to open the editor on the first day and fuck around with reaver drops all day, zap mutas with corsairs, eat zerglings with consume, and micro goons against 'tanks that can telepathically tell each other where to aim', in 3D. That's all I ever wanted blizzard. Yeah I couldn't give a crap about your units that are as "cool as possible", while you're at it, why not give the zerglings a pair of sunglasses and a cool hat. If I wanted to entrust Bono to dropping a nuke on somebodies base, I probably wouldn't be playing Starcraft.

Wait what's this? Wireframes of the 3D models? Wow I couldn't wait till the editor comes out.





Only they decided to be a dick and not put the actual models in the editor. Do I really have to wait another 2 fucking years for this shit. God, I thought bullying only happened in high school.


Fuck you, blizzard.